Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Batman. Show all posts

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Too Defined

I came across some pictures from the Jlist website of a Revoltech figure of Batman the other day.  This figure is set for release at some point this year.

To me, this particular figure is not very appealing.  The suit does not look good and almost seems too dull in colour, plain and downright ugly.  I am also confused by the golden gun/utility belt and I am fairly certain this is M. Keaton's Batman.



There's nothing wrong with M. Keaton's portrayal of Batman.  I would like to state right now that we should all agree that Kevin Conroy is the best Batman in the history of Batmen.

The thing that made me incredibly frightened by this figure was...

::here's your chance to avert your eyes to spare from burning and saving a weak heart if you have one::

his ass.

His backside is um... not right.

And now that I have drawn your attention to his ass, let me traumatize you further by drawing attention to that bit hanging down in the middle.

Will you also be having nightmares tonight?

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Things Seen and Eaten Today in NYC

It's July. I forgot to do the rabbit/hare business this month until 8 hours after the start but I think we'll be okay.

Today we saw some assholes trying to jack the Batmobile.



Adam West must have been cranky but then again, it was a leggy, leggy, leggy, leggy/blondie blondie blondie blondie/leggy blonde

Hoop, Leggy Blonde, you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you gettin' down till the break of dawn
*Mumble mumble mumble*
Panties on

...Uh, I digress. It was a leggy blonde who eventually sat in the front seat so I'm sure Adam West, I mean, Bruce Wayne would not have minded.

We ended to day eating at Dinosaur in the good company of Beetchie, Alex, Chrissy Lee, and Luuuiisss. Of course, the greatness of that is always the plethora of meat, meat and more meat a-like-so!



Fried Green Tomatoes!



Chocolatey Too Sweet Dessert!



Pig Paraphernalia!



Memorable Conversations of the Day!

Beetchie, on the rules of non-serious 'relationships': No cuddling! No Talking! "Why are you trying to talk to me?! ::stink eye:: What's your name?!"

Or 2: B., who would play Alex if a movie were to be made about her life story?
Beetchie: Ummmm... ummmm... Wanda Sykes.
Alex: No, bitch.
Beetchie: Wha'?!
Or 2: Bwahahahahahahaha. No! Her sister says Gabrielle Union.
Beetchie: Ohhhh. I guess I can kinda see it but Wanda's so sarcastic, you know? I just thoug...
Alex: ...Bitch, please!
H1: You know, Alex, Gabrielle Union's just a pretty face.
Alex: Isn't that all I am?!

Goo'd times.

Currently listening to: whatever new song Cold War Kids has on their website. It's awesome but maybe they were influenced a bit by Muse's "Apocalypse Please"? Just a tad? Man, whatever. That new song by CWK is awesome! and I'm actually excited about their album release in September.
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