Ridiculous Sightings in Retail: Easter Craziness

It's as if the people at the Stop & Shop supermarket were taking the Crucifixion a little too far.

I can't look

What did those flowers ever do to you, Stop & Shop?!

Awesome Sightings on the Outside

We love the Brits and that's not a shocker to any of you lot, right?

What's not to love?

Among other things but just to name a few, there's Doctor Who, The Beatles, Peep Show, Heinz baked beans, the Crown Jewel (Bird's Custard, for you heathens), Harry Hotness, and Stockholm Syndrome.

Oh.  Well the last part is just a sad bit of my nature that you need not worry about.

And then there's BBC America that allows us to enjoy just some of the greatness of British television.

They've got the best sense of humour and for those who deny, such people must not be very humourous.

Honestly, what's not to love about this advert which is so brilliantly marketed?

Currently listening to: "Backmaskwarning" by Mindless Self Indulgence.  Huh.  Coincidental for this post? ....

Ridiculous Sightings in Retail: Key Jobs and Pancakes

Since 2012, the HOchieS have been putting people out of a job.

We're heartless bastards but can you really blame us or the crazy automatic key maker we found in Lowes?

Ridiculous Sightings in Retail

These were some toys H1 and I spotted over Christmas last year at the Wholesale Club BJ's.

They seem...I don't know, a little bit racist maybe?

Just us?

The Unexpected Friday

Our Friday plans did not go as planned.

There was supposed to be a dinner at Brasserie 8 1/2 but as the day wore on, work happened and other crazy stories involving a certain Frass happened (but best of luck to you!) and dinner was canceled.

It happens and that's that but H1 and I still managed to find some amusement after work obligations.

What we found was a "safe" haven in preparation for the future Zombie Apocalypse, Fandango Paper Bags getting the Handbag treatment, cutie owls in retail and Bitler.

In our ongoing series for preparation in Our Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, which many of you have chosen to ignore, H1 and I have continued to find plot our escape and scope out suspicious activity in Grand Central Terminal.

On Friday, we found one such suspicious thing.

We see some folks at Grand Central have been prepping and start construction on something but don't they freakin' know that zombies can climb ladders?! Not very smart, folks.  A re-design is in order.

Ridiculous Sightings in Retail

One of the things H1 and I wanted to start doing was dedicating blog posts to all the ridiculous and clever products we often see on our trips to various stores.

What better time to find questionable items in stock than at Christmas time?  There's so much good stuff out there just waiting to be found.

Take these Christmas cards we saw at Target for instance:

Meanwhile in the Cookie aisle, Siamese twins are born!