S 4 of The 24 H C Ends (The Season That Leaves Us With One Question: What Happened to Baruse?) : 11 PM to 7 AM

11 PM to 12 AM:

Wait, the President got shot down and Audrey didn't cry?

Wait, "we're here to make babies"? In the frickin' desert?! First of all, Ew! And secondly, EW! You know, only hippies do that. Hippies and I guess, people who actually live in deserts.

I'm liking this Jason Gerard. He's very resourceful and clever much like that person the Merry Mesmer knows. It's very unfortunate, however, that more than likely JG will be added to the H C. =(

Hey, Mike is back. Traitor!

Head Count: 3 + confirmation that the President's son is dead, at least 2 members of Airforce 1 and whoever else was on that plane minus the President but he's in pretty bad shape. But at least Jason lived!

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes. That cold bitch.

12 AM to 1 AM:

We're sending Curtis to the gas station. This, Curtis, is the hour you get added to the H C.

This new President is quite sketch.

Do you think Richards has his own fan club? If not, let's start one up: to the lamest interrogator ever. I mean, everytime they mention his name it's supposed to strike fear into you because he's the silent, 'deadly' type but really we've seen him do nothing to date other than botch one of his interrogations!

That damned Jack loves to break him some fingers. Pay attention, Richards because THAT's how an interrogation's done.

Head Count: 1 + the convoy carrying the warhead. Update on how many people should be added to the count due to Airforce 1's hit: more than 75. Damn Curtis escaped again!

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.

1 AM to 2 AM:

So...How long until we get rid of this President Logan, the Asshole? Someone needs to fill him in that Jack Bauer is indeed the only man who can do the job.

OMG, never before have I felt so excited to have insurance sold to me! All Hail President Palmer!

I told you bitches I love that Chloe!!!!!!



Head Count: 5.

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.

2 AM to 3 AM:

Classic line of the episode - "When I shot that guy, I thought I'd go into fetal position or something but I didn't. I felt nothing. I just hope I'm not some kind of psychopath or something." - Chloe.

Jack's break into the Chinese Consulate reminds me of the time I broke into Hyrule Castle.
Sadly, Jack knows how to get in but not necessarily out without consequence. Now look what happened, the damned Chinese consul is dead and relations are strained.

Head Count: 2. This is why I love Jack. He makes every effort to make his 'concern' look legit, meanwhile he gets what he wants, always! Die Paul! Die!!!!

Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes. I don't know why you're blaming this on Jack. It's not his fault CTU's only got one surgeon.

3 AM to 4 AM:

Classic line of this episode: "Chloe, we don't have time for any of your personality disorders." - Buchanan.

WTF moment of this episode: "You know Jack, if you ever need someone to talk to...You know, as a friend, you can talk to me." - Chloe. Okay, now watch Jack's face -



Head Count: 3.

Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.

4 AM to 5 AM:

People like to smirk in this show (but for how long? I think ultimately, the last smirk belongs to the Head Count) -


Tony A. - one smirk closer to oblivion.


Chloe - one smirk closer to Edgar's oblivion.

Head Count: 2.

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.

5 AM to 6 AM:

Ok Michelle, we've seen this situation last season. Do the right thing and don't get busted for treason like Tony did. Call Jack and let him handle things!

And Wow, that terrorist is a bad actress. But I think it's the same biatch who blew up the plane in Season 1.

Just don't mess with the Chinese. Way to sell out Jack, asshat.

Head Count: 5. Meh, don't worry Michelle. Tony gets to watch you die, not the other way around.

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.

6 Am to 7 AM:

Who I'd Like To see Dead in the Near Future:
1. That damned advisor, Cummings, on Logan's staff. Mike! Take his ass out!
2. President Logan.

Head Count: 3 and Jack, who died for a few minutes...again.

Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.

So getting back to the title of this blog, where is Baruse? Perhaps he's off being re-programmed someplace and the formidable terrorist of a future season could be none other than the stupid himself, orphaned at 17 (partially so due to his own actions) and without crazy Debbie for a girlfriend. That's the kind of stuff that will make you go afer Jack Bauer's ass.

Episodes to watch until the Season 6 premiere in January: 24

Another Long Post, and a Boring One at that because Or 2 is Watching This Alone: S 4: 3 PM to 7 PM The 24 H C

3 PM to 4 PM:

Why is Tony A. listed as a Special Guest Star? It's 'cause his ass is going to die next season, right?! ::sniff::
And you know why his ass is going to die? Because Jack just told him that he needs him to see this thing through. Yeah. Once again, Jack kills a BFF.

Awww, what a touching moment that Edgar's having with this mom. But all that stuff she said about seeing her son in a better place a long time from her death, was all lies. Season 5, Edgar. Season 5...

Head Count: 1 + All workers at the San Gabriel Island Nuclear Reactor, I'm not sure what that number is yet but I only saw 3 people. Umm, I'm fairly certain it takes more than 3 people to run a reactor though...

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes

4 PM to 5 PM:

"You're not my son. I don't even recognize you." - Mr. Araz.
Umm, maybe that's 'cause your ass is Hispanic and he's Iranian? Once again I ask, why did they cast Nestor Serrano as Iranian?

And once more, what service are these people using on their cellphones because they're getting great service down in the basement of the hospital.

Har Har Moment: Jack coming down the laundry chute. That was real "smooth".

Famous Last Words:

"I don't like this..." - Curtis.
"Neither do I but just go there quickly and come back." - Driscoll.
All I see in this future scenario is sending Token off to die.

Head Count: 3. The Hat Squad lost another member, again! And well, I forgot there can only be one person designated as Token so the other got killed off.

Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
Tony A. Cry Count: 1 Scene. Stupid Tony A., letting Jack convince you to be re-instated. You know you only have about 24 episodes left until your death, right?

5 PM to 6 PM:

That crazy Maya is the best actor in this show.

Ooo, Tony A. should do more interrogations. He's getting better at them.

Haha, that asshat who was playing solitaire at work almost got messed up by Jack. See why you shouldn't slack at work?

Head Count: 6. That Maya was smarter than everyone thought because with a mother like Erin, I'd probably smash my head against a mirror too.

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene

6 PM to 7 PM:

I think Driscoll just handed the SofD's ass to him.

But look Tony A. just handed Driscoll's ass to her. And now Curtis. Ahahahaha.

Classic line of this episode: I was just thinking out loud. No need to be so hostile. - Edgar.

Hey, the head of McLennan-Forster is Bill! Good old dead Bill from my favourite show Millennium. And from the looks of it, he might end up dead in this show too. =(

That was a very touching speech Heller gave Driscoll about letting her friends help her. Dude, she's cryin' 'cause she ain't got no friends.

I gotta say, Jack's typing skills aren't as fast as mine. Perhaps I should apply for a job at CTU! That EMP would have nothin' on me and...

Head Count: 0, ...the thousands of computers, cars and lights that went out would still be alive! That was the worst massacre I've seen in this show thus far.

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.

7 PM to 8 PM:

I got two discs. So I'm pulling one of those long blogs again. Heh Heh.

I love how Michelle just shut Audrey up. Good for her. But I don't love how she shut Tony A. up. Damn! Michelle is more of a bitch than I thought.

Classic lines -

"After the kind of hell Jack's been through today, do you think he'd want to come back?" - Audrey
"Some people are more comfortable in hell." - Tony A.

Yeah, seriously Audrey. This day isn't as hellatious as those other days Jack has had, nor is as hellatious as the funk chunk Tony A.'s rockin'.

Head Count: 13. You know if Paul dies, it'll be Jack's fault for not 'let(ting) the medics do their job'. That's clever, Jack - Make it seem like you were holding Paul as though he were friend trying to comfort him when really and truly you were just stalling long enough for the man to die!

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.

8 PM to 9 PM:

Yay! My idiot Chloe is coming back! Ah, she's so stoopid, I love her. Ha, look at her pull rank on Edgar. It's greatness.

Head Count: 7. Baruse lost his mother. I don't know why the sad music chimed in considering she was a terrorist.

Audrey Cry Count: 4 Scenes.

9 PM to 10 PM:

OMG! Mitch Anderson *Connors*! Why didn't you tell me you had a role in 24?! But geez, a terrorist posing as a pilot? Tch, I wonder how many episodes you'll be in.

I hope Michelle bitch slaps Audrey something hard.

And once again, Chloe's inappropriate-ness makes for an uncomfortable situation that strangely puts things into perspective.

Head Count: 2. The update on the HC from the beginning of the season - nearly 40 died on that train crash and 'many more' from the nuclear meltdown.

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.

10 PM to 11 PM:

Ugh, why did Michelle have to whore around with some ugly ass man? She left Tony A. for that?!

Head Count: 13 + The President, his son and the people who man Air Force 1 (they're not dead yet but on a future list).

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene

This is the Uglier Season (S 4 The 24 HC: 7 AM to 3 PM)

7 AM to 8 AM:

This Erin Driscoll is assstupid. Bring Tony A. and Michelle back! Or let Chloe take over. Geez.

Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Erin Driscoll.

And of course, the analyst line continues, let's recap together:

Jamie (still dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk or in a can - yuck!) -> Paula (still dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but possibly already digested by the ugly panda Su Lin) -> Adam (whereabouts unknown but he did have an infected sister so he might be grieving still outside of CTU) -> Chloe (being loved up by some Jack)-> Sarah (annoying new bitch who got her ass handed to her by Chloe - she's Chloe's Carrie).

"Breakin' the law. Breakin' the law!" This is so Jack's theme song. I love it.

Head Count: 11 + 1 four car train wreck

8 AM to 9 AM:

Why is it that Nestor Serrano always plays a bad role? I really like him... but I may as well just add him to the head count one time.

I don't know who this asshat is that's giving Chloe orders. Chloe is on point and does everything she has to do, INCLUDING taking orders from Jack. She's a good kid, this Chloe.

CTU directors are always the worst assholes. If you're an asshole, apply for Division Director at CTU.

Poor Andrew Paige...I love his soon-to-be-dead ass already.

Jack playing the 're-instate me' card. Except, how valid is his threat that he'll bring his concerns to the President? How much of a BFF is Jack with this new Prez?

Why does the son in the Araz Family look suspiciously like that asshole G.? Oh that's some funny stuff, right there.

Head Count: 3. I liked that ugly Ronnie but he had to go. What did he say to Jack? "I told you not to cross me, Jack." More like, don't cross Jack or you end up on the H C.

9 AM to 10 AM:

Jack is such a bitch - making poor Chloe watch Andrew get his ass beat.

"It's (MariAnne) the thorn in Curtis' side." - Mitch *Connors*. MC is actually here. Perhaps he can guest blog.
So she's kind of like the SGDP to David Palmer?

When is that goddamned dirty hippie Richard Heller going to get the axe?

Jack Bauer - CTU Agent, Secretary of Defense Agent and Convenience Store Robber.

Head Count: 2.

10 AM to 11 AM:

Hey look! One of the customers in the store is that crazy girl who made Nate have a seizure. Let me add her to the head count. Let's add her to the head count for her crimes against Six Feet Under.

And whytf would Jack take his bandit mask off?

Calm down, Heller! Think about your heart condition! Let us all remember what happened to Alan Milliken when he got agitated. Though this scene looks incredibly familiar...didn't Michelle pull this same shit last season claiming to have a virus?

Jack almost got baygoned by a terrorist.

Of course Erin's daughter is trouble! She's an anise.

Awww, poor Chloe. Hauled away from CTU but not without saying "Whatever, I was going to quit anyway." Ahahaha, I love that girl.

Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Marianne.

Head Count: 3. Ah Debbie, never drink iced tea unless you made it yourself. Uh oh, I'm drinking some Snapple now...that's safe to drink, right?

11 AM to 12 PM:

Ooo, look! An extra long 24 H C post. Aren't you all fortunate?

This is the 5th episode and no word on Michelle and Tony A. WTF.

"Why is Driscoll walking like that?" - Me.
"Because she's a man? I don't know." - Mitch *C*.

Head Count: 2 (1 for Debbie who got her ass killed two times).

Mitch *Connors* has decided that we need a cry count for Audrey. Good idea.

Audrey Cry Count: 1 scene. Scenes since the beginning of this Season: 6 (?).

12 PM to 1 PM:

"Now she care about her son? Didn't she just kill someone's daughter? Justice!" - Mitch *C*.

Head Count: 19.

Audrey Cry Count: 3 Scenes

1 PM to 2 PM:

Damn Mitchell is not at his desk but rather he dead outside. Awww, poor Mitchell... ::sniff::

That's why Jack is awesome: get the source key from the dying man (again, remember poor dead Paula?), THEN try to help the man stay alive.

Yay!!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so is the hellatious thing. Huh. But yay!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like that one of the nuclear reactors for the potential nuclear holocaust is near NY.

Head Count: 12.

Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes but we do have a song for her, "She's a Hoe" by Mr. Vegas.

2 PM to 3 PM:

Stupid moles. Once again, CTU is the worst agency ever.

Tony A. a real bff - he's sure to tell Jack to watch your step when in the yard because his neighbour's dog likes it.

I am hating that damned Audrey. Who the hell is she to be prying into Tony A.'s life?! Bitch. You just keep doing what you're good at! You just keep crying like a little punk!

Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jen. At least Tony A. bitch-slapped her until that time.

While I'm happy that Sarah has been detained, it is clear to me that the Secretary of Defense shoud not have the job he has because they got the wrong girl.

Driscoll does not extract information like Jack does. That's why I'm not her bitch.

Instead of using the taser right away, why don't we use that 100% accurate polygraph test that CTU boasts to see if she's telling the truth? Oh wait, I guess it didn't work THAT accurately on Richard.

Tony A. - a manly man who drinks beer out of a coffee mug.

Awww, the BFFs are having a heart to heart.

You know what they should have done was taken Mrs. Araz to a vet. clinic. woof. woof woof. Ah, South Park. You give us such good times.

Head Count: 2. It should have been that damned Marianne but she'll be okay. CSI: Las Vegas has no troubles taking in traitors to work their forensic lab.

Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.