Can you believe that Bunji brought smug into my house?!
Yes, there's an iPad downstairs.
He bought it for Momma HOchie.
No, I'm not jealous.
Yes, I am revolted.
And yes, now I can only think of Plants Vs. Zombies and when I will be playing it.
But in my defense, yes...
I am always thinking of Zombie Scenarios and the Impending Zombie Apocalypse, and ways in which best to defend myself and H1 from certain Doom.
CLee?
Don't feel so smug.
I can easily get my Zombies fix for my PC, too.
Showing posts with label Smug. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Smug. Show all posts
Monday, April 05, 2010
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Effin' Smug!
Yesterday, while reading an article on CNN's Ticker about McCain's thoughts on Palin's bid for presidency in 2012 should she run, I was reading the comments section and stumbled upon this:
March 30th, 2009 11:56 am ET
I suppose you can call me some sort of weird alien, but while the world continues to use the malware ridden windows operating system. I alternatively use mac osx, while the world supports the previous administration despite them leaving us in devastated recession, I voted for Obama, a man of high intellectual properties and vision. When Obama leaves the white house, I will be leaving the united states to another country. I can no longer take the stupidity of Americans. I have had enough of the stupid do more with less policy of idiot corporate america, outsourcing jobs to 3rd world countries while our citizens starve and go homeless. I have had enough, if Palin/Jindal is our only other alternative, there is no reason for me to be in this country.
...what? I fail to see what one thing has to do with the other or why that was even necessary but it's people like that that make me want to smack them (and that's why I smacked you CLee, even though I apologise because it was a little too hard but only because you are my frenemie)!
I understand the irony of it all - my computer has been infected by a virus and is currently being repaired but what shart do you think I was greeted with last night when I came home?
"Why is my speaker on...and why is the monitor on...Oh."
There was a mac sitting here.
Thanks, Bunji. Thanks for sullying my room.
Yes, I am using it to write this right now but I'm not unaccustomed to having my hands on shit.
Why, just 4 minutes ago I scooped up some nasty cheese nip Pumpkin the cat crap.
March 30th, 2009 11:56 am ET
I suppose you can call me some sort of weird alien, but while the world continues to use the malware ridden windows operating system. I alternatively use mac osx, while the world supports the previous administration despite them leaving us in devastated recession, I voted for Obama, a man of high intellectual properties and vision. When Obama leaves the white house, I will be leaving the united states to another country. I can no longer take the stupidity of Americans. I have had enough of the stupid do more with less policy of idiot corporate america, outsourcing jobs to 3rd world countries while our citizens starve and go homeless. I have had enough, if Palin/Jindal is our only other alternative, there is no reason for me to be in this country.
...what? I fail to see what one thing has to do with the other or why that was even necessary but it's people like that that make me want to smack them (and that's why I smacked you CLee, even though I apologise because it was a little too hard but only because you are my frenemie)!
I understand the irony of it all - my computer has been infected by a virus and is currently being repaired but what shart do you think I was greeted with last night when I came home?
"Why is my speaker on...and why is the monitor on...Oh."
There was a mac sitting here.
Thanks, Bunji. Thanks for sullying my room.
Yes, I am using it to write this right now but I'm not unaccustomed to having my hands on shit.
Why, just 4 minutes ago I scooped up some nasty cheese nip Pumpkin the cat crap.
Monday, October 20, 2008
A List of Smug
There's lots of smuggery in this world. The definition according to South Park is a person who likes the smell of their own farts. That is a very good observation.
Smug people do lots of smug things, use smug things and are so smug they don't even know the meaning of the word.
H1 and I have compiled a list of all things smug, at least things we could remember, so we'll be adding to this as time goes on but for now, hopefully this list will clarify what is 'smug', and you'll see that the correlation of people to things is that they all feel they're better than everyone else.
01. CLee
02. Steve Jobs
03. Mac Users
04. "Going Green", including people who carry canvas bags to the supermarket
05. Vegans
06. Vegetarians
07. Fruitarians
08. Californians and the State of California
09. People who buy only 'organic' foods.
10. Hipsters
11. Xbox Owners
12. Experienced to know-it-all SLR camera users/owners
13. Oasis, their 'fans' and most bands. But especially Oasis!
14. The Beatles 'hardcore' fans (contributed by Bughie J.)
15. Londoners, who are smug assholes. Deadly combination, that.
16. NY Borough Rivalry and its participants - really though, only Brooklyn and the Bronx count but ask either and they'll tell you it's not the other.
17. Bobby Flay
18. Alton Brown
19. Bill O'Reilly
20. Nancy Grace (deserving of mention because the bitch is just an evil devil spawn)
21. Hybrid owners
22. Fanatic pet owners
23. People who watch and swear by HBO dramas
24. Most if not all Republicans I've met
25. Hippies
26. "World Travellers"
27. People who are in shape/fit
28. Political bloggers
29. American "Otaku". H1, I'm not Otaku the way you think it, trust me.
That's the list for now but there's always more that can be added! We will take another look and think a bit more.
Smug people do lots of smug things, use smug things and are so smug they don't even know the meaning of the word.
H1 and I have compiled a list of all things smug, at least things we could remember, so we'll be adding to this as time goes on but for now, hopefully this list will clarify what is 'smug', and you'll see that the correlation of people to things is that they all feel they're better than everyone else.
01. CLee
02. Steve Jobs
03. Mac Users
04. "Going Green", including people who carry canvas bags to the supermarket
05. Vegans
06. Vegetarians
07. Fruitarians
08. Californians and the State of California
09. People who buy only 'organic' foods.
10. Hipsters
11. Xbox Owners
12. Experienced to know-it-all SLR camera users/owners
13. Oasis, their 'fans' and most bands. But especially Oasis!
14. The Beatles 'hardcore' fans (contributed by Bughie J.)
15. Londoners, who are smug assholes. Deadly combination, that.
16. NY Borough Rivalry and its participants - really though, only Brooklyn and the Bronx count but ask either and they'll tell you it's not the other.
17. Bobby Flay
18. Alton Brown
19. Bill O'Reilly
20. Nancy Grace (deserving of mention because the bitch is just an evil devil spawn)
21. Hybrid owners
22. Fanatic pet owners
23. People who watch and swear by HBO dramas
24. Most if not all Republicans I've met
25. Hippies
26. "World Travellers"
27. People who are in shape/fit
28. Political bloggers
29. American "Otaku". H1, I'm not Otaku the way you think it, trust me.
That's the list for now but there's always more that can be added! We will take another look and think a bit more.
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Black Holes
I don't know what time the Large Hadron Collider's being turned on, but tomorrow's the day the earth could end. I'll be sure to check the news to see if any black holes formed and sucked down the smug scientists when I awake in the morning, so that I don't have to waste time going to work.
Currently listening to: "Supermassive Black Hole" by MUSE. Here's hoping there's none of that tomorrow.
P.S. H1, you left CLee the Chicken with Chick over hya.
Currently listening to: "Supermassive Black Hole" by MUSE. Here's hoping there's none of that tomorrow.
P.S. H1, you left CLee the Chicken with Chick over hya.
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Smug
After receiving 2 e-mails in the span of 10 minutes from Apple trying to sell me shart, with the 2nd e-mail telling me "you already enjoy your mac why not get blah blah blah", I could no longer handle their presumptuous assness (I don't HAVE a mac) and decided to unsubscribe.
This is the smug I received:
"Best Wishes"?! WTF! They tell it to me like I'm stupid! Ugh, Apple Asses.
This is the smug I received:
"Best Wishes"?! WTF! They tell it to me like I'm stupid! Ugh, Apple Asses.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
It's March 1st in the Year 2007 and Canadians Are Still Being AssHats
What are these Canadians going on aboot?!
Arctic Canadians say U.S. emissions violate human rights
POSTED: 2:04 p.m. EST, March 1, 2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Northern Canadians told an international commission Thursday that carbon emissions from the United States have contributed so much to global warming that they should be considered a human rights violation. One activist said temperatures have climbed so much that Arctic residents need air conditioners.
The case was pressed by the Inuit community before the 34-nation Inter-American Commission on Human Rights.
In a petition, the group asked the commission's assistance "in obtaining relief" from the impact of global warming, and makes specific reference to the United States as the country most responsible for the phenomenon.
The commission, however, lacks the legal authority to compel the United States to take action.
Sheila Watt-Cloutier, an Inuit activist, said the well-being of her people is under threat -- and that the need for air conditioning is just one example of the spread of global warming.
Climate change is "destroying our right to life, health, property and means of subsistence," she said. "States that do not recognize these impacts and take action violate our human rights."
She said ice formations are much more likely to detach from land, and take unsuspecting hunters out to sea where they face an uncertain fate.
Beyond that, she said hunters can no longer be sure of ice thickness and whether it is safe to travel.
"Many hunters have been killed or seriously injured after falling through ice that was traditionally known to be safe," she said.
The United States did not respond to the Inuit claims before the commission, an arm of the Organization of American States. The Bush administration has said it is taking steps to reduce global warming, but domestic and international critics say it is not doing enough, given that the United States is the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases.
Scientists generally agree the Arctic is the first place on Earth to be affected by rising global temperatures. They say that if developed nations such as the United States -- responsible for one-fourth of world's greenhouse gases -- do not dramatically reduce their emissions within the next 15 years, the Arctic ice likely will melt by the end of the century.
The Inuit population hails from Canada, Russia and Greenland, as well as Alaska, where they are known as Eskimos. They have been trying to tell the world for more than a decade about the shifting winds and thinning ice that have damaged the hunting grounds the Northern peoples have used for thousands of years.
Watt-Cloutier was nominated with former Vice President Al Gore for a Nobel Peace Prize for their work on climate change.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Though their arguments are true, I think we should charge Canadians as being human rights violations, on the merit that they're Canadian.
Currently thinking about listening to: Either "The Pot" by Tool. "Who are you to wave your finger? you must be have been out your head...soapbox house of cards and glass so don't go tossing your stones around. You must have been high."
OR
to dish it to those Canuks, how about a band from their own country! "Dirty Mouth" by Hot Hot Heat. "Wash your dirty mouth...".
Hmmmm, decisions...
Arctic Canadians say U.S. emissions violate human rights
POSTED: 2:04 p.m. EST, March 1, 2007
WASHINGTON (AP) -- Northern Canadians told an international commission Thursday that carbon emissions from the United States have contributed so much to global warming that they should be considered a human rights violation. One activist said temperatures have climbed so much that Arctic residents need air conditioners.
The case was pressed by the Inuit community before the 34-nation Inter-American Commission on Human Rights.
In a petition, the group asked the commission's assistance "in obtaining relief" from the impact of global warming, and makes specific reference to the United States as the country most responsible for the phenomenon.
The commission, however, lacks the legal authority to compel the United States to take action.
Sheila Watt-Cloutier, an Inuit activist, said the well-being of her people is under threat -- and that the need for air conditioning is just one example of the spread of global warming.
Climate change is "destroying our right to life, health, property and means of subsistence," she said. "States that do not recognize these impacts and take action violate our human rights."
She said ice formations are much more likely to detach from land, and take unsuspecting hunters out to sea where they face an uncertain fate.
Beyond that, she said hunters can no longer be sure of ice thickness and whether it is safe to travel.
"Many hunters have been killed or seriously injured after falling through ice that was traditionally known to be safe," she said.
The United States did not respond to the Inuit claims before the commission, an arm of the Organization of American States. The Bush administration has said it is taking steps to reduce global warming, but domestic and international critics say it is not doing enough, given that the United States is the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases.
Scientists generally agree the Arctic is the first place on Earth to be affected by rising global temperatures. They say that if developed nations such as the United States -- responsible for one-fourth of world's greenhouse gases -- do not dramatically reduce their emissions within the next 15 years, the Arctic ice likely will melt by the end of the century.
The Inuit population hails from Canada, Russia and Greenland, as well as Alaska, where they are known as Eskimos. They have been trying to tell the world for more than a decade about the shifting winds and thinning ice that have damaged the hunting grounds the Northern peoples have used for thousands of years.
Watt-Cloutier was nominated with former Vice President Al Gore for a Nobel Peace Prize for their work on climate change.
Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
Though their arguments are true, I think we should charge Canadians as being human rights violations, on the merit that they're Canadian.
Currently thinking about listening to: Either "The Pot" by Tool. "Who are you to wave your finger? you must be have been out your head...soapbox house of cards and glass so don't go tossing your stones around. You must have been high."
OR
to dish it to those Canuks, how about a band from their own country! "Dirty Mouth" by Hot Hot Heat. "Wash your dirty mouth...".
Hmmmm, decisions...
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