Saturday, March 03, 2007

It's March 1st in the Year 2007 and Canadians Are Still Being AssHats

What are these Canadians going on aboot?!

Arctic Canadians say U.S. emissions violate human rights

POSTED: 2:04 p.m. EST, March 1, 2007

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Northern Canadians told an international commission Thursday that carbon emissions from the United States have contributed so much to global warming that they should be considered a human rights violation. One activist said temperatures have climbed so much that Arctic residents need air conditioners.

The case was pressed by the Inuit community before the 34-nation Inter-American Commission on Human Rights.

In a petition, the group asked the commission's assistance "in obtaining relief" from the impact of global warming, and makes specific reference to the United States as the country most responsible for the phenomenon.

The commission, however, lacks the legal authority to compel the United States to take action.

Sheila Watt-Cloutier, an Inuit activist, said the well-being of her people is under threat -- and that the need for air conditioning is just one example of the spread of global warming.

Climate change is "destroying our right to life, health, property and means of subsistence," she said. "States that do not recognize these impacts and take action violate our human rights."

She said ice formations are much more likely to detach from land, and take unsuspecting hunters out to sea where they face an uncertain fate.

Beyond that, she said hunters can no longer be sure of ice thickness and whether it is safe to travel.

"Many hunters have been killed or seriously injured after falling through ice that was traditionally known to be safe," she said.

The United States did not respond to the Inuit claims before the commission, an arm of the Organization of American States. The Bush administration has said it is taking steps to reduce global warming, but domestic and international critics say it is not doing enough, given that the United States is the world's largest emitter of greenhouse gases.

Scientists generally agree the Arctic is the first place on Earth to be affected by rising global temperatures. They say that if developed nations such as the United States -- responsible for one-fourth of world's greenhouse gases -- do not dramatically reduce their emissions within the next 15 years, the Arctic ice likely will melt by the end of the century.

The Inuit population hails from Canada, Russia and Greenland, as well as Alaska, where they are known as Eskimos. They have been trying to tell the world for more than a decade about the shifting winds and thinning ice that have damaged the hunting grounds the Northern peoples have used for thousands of years.

Watt-Cloutier was nominated with former Vice President Al Gore for a Nobel Peace Prize for their work on climate change.


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Though their arguments are true, I think we should charge Canadians as being human rights violations, on the merit that they're Canadian.

Currently thinking about listening to: Either "The Pot" by Tool. "Who are you to wave your finger? you must be have been out your head...soapbox house of cards and glass so don't go tossing your stones around. You must have been high."

OR

to dish it to those Canuks, how about a band from their own country! "Dirty Mouth" by Hot Hot Heat. "Wash your dirty mouth...".

Hmmmm, decisions...

7 comments:

  1. haha

    yeah, like those snowmobiles they ride around on are fueled by nothing more than happy thoughts and rainbows

    more comments pending

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  2. Bughie J: haha, I put 'more comments pending' where I should have put my name
    so I'll put my name later

    Or 2: Oh, ok. 'cause i thought maybe you were scared of the canuks

    Bughie J: that too. They might send their army of trained seals after me

    Or 2: navy seals? or blubbery seals?

    Bughie J: you know, all the ones they don't kill needlessly to satisfy their silly tribal rituals

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  3. they should be happy... they never even came close to coming up with the 400 words for snow we thought they had...
    but maybe they'll have better luck naming mud once the permafrost thaws

    at least we know how they keep warm up there in that freezing environment, with all that hot air where their brains should be... but I think we should counter sue them and make them put smoggers on their heads

    and this next one comes to use from South Park, Co...

    Inuits? where? I can't see them through all the Smug

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  4. they should go back to what they are good at, beer , hockey and bacon

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  5. Are they really that good at bacon? You know, it's not that the Canadians know bacon, it's kind of hard to go wrong with bacon.

    The pig is a magical animal.

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  6. maybe that should be our new band name. magical bacon

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  7. I think that's a fantastic name! I'd go see any band named Magical Bacon and by the power of Bacon, I'm sure everyone else will too!

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