It's that time of year again.
There were at least 2 sightings of the ferocious Gobblor this week. Grainy television footage showed that he was vapourizing cities of people in his quest to rid humans and their desire to feast upon turkeys.
Footage and screen shots provided by Bughie J.
Welcome to the The HOchieS Thanksgiving Layout 2008 giving press once more to Gobblor, for the turkey scratched demand letters began pouring in again sometime last week as a reminder that he'll be lurking if we didn't do some sort of featurette.
Newsflash Update!
There is new footage and apparently the true intentions of Gobblor have been revealed!
This year we're to inform you of his eveeel plot...involving a mall...?
Eep! It seems Gobblor's trying to ruin Black Friday (or give new meaning to the term "Black Friday" as Gobblor has a twisted sense of humour)! Way to kick us humans down, when we're tragically faced with a recession but trying to have a Merry Christmas regardless.
Thanks, Gobblor. Thanks.
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