Let's call this season the "I Hate All Of You Writers On This Show For Killing Almost Everyone I Love Off!!!!"
7 AM to 8 AM:
...
no words can describe the grief I feel right now for the DP.
WTF is up with taking the black man down not even 3 minutes into the show?! =(
HOchie 1: What is this hat Jack is wearing? It's looking ridiculous.
Wait, wait, wait...who's this kid Chloe's with? This isn't THE Andrew!
HOchie 1: Who knew that Chloe had a body on her. She lOOkin' pretty good.
Awwwww, Jack's BFF is dead and he's crying! He must have really felt that one.
We're posing as "Frank" now? Frank what? Black? Har Har.
Crap! Damned Smallville is new today and I can't continue watching 24! I'll continue tomorrow when it's Y&M&B&J.
Ok, I'm back but Michelle, not so much...not so much. Poor dead Michelle and poor soon to be dead Tony A. This show is cruel.
Do I want to do an Audrey Cry Count this season? Hmmm, why not I guess.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
Head Count: 5. Damn, Jack killed that guy's ass like nobody's business. That ass, he deserved it. Out of respect, let us take a moment to remember The DP:
DP, you were the best but who's going to sell us car insurance now?
And Michelle, just the way we'd all like to remember her:
8 AM to 9 AM:
Ah, look how they blame Jack for everything. You know Jack is going to kill some asses for being set up as the murderer of his BFFs.
Oh no! They're going to bring Chloe back to CTU to interrogate her! But it's okay, as long as Jack doesn't do it, you'll live.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes but she's definitely gotten close to tears.
Head Count: 4 or 5. 3 for sure. I don't know how many people got blown up in that one scene...
9 AM to 10 AM:
And once again, Chloe makes an ass out of someone by being so damned blunt and awesome.
Ewwww! He didn't wash his hands after using the urinal, I wouldn't take the security entry card from him and then put it in my mouth. Wow, Mrs. Logan is really crazier than I thought.
Umm, is that Geraint Wyn Davies looking all old and scary? I thought vampires didn't age!
Audrey Cry Count: O Scenes. Perhaps I should change this to the Mike cry count. Audrey's being a little hardcore this season.
Head Count: 2 and if that ugly Ryder Strong dies, he'll have only himself to blame.
10 AM to 11 AM:
Quote of this episode: Mr. President, you are not responsible for the actions of these murderers.
Or 2: No, but I (Walt) am.
And why look, if it isn't the Hobbit, Samwise. And his name is Lynn. Ooooooo, asshole is trying to out Buchanan. Oooooo.
Hobbits save lives.
Head Count: 12.
11 AM to 12 PM:
HOchie 1: Jack Bauer just collects bitches wherever he goes.
Ok that was the worst death on this show - the way that Jack stabbed those scissors
Did Audrey forget that Jack killed her husband? I guess 18 months is enough to heal the heart.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
Head Count: 1 rat, 2
12 PM to 1 PM:
Oooooo, Aaron's on to Walt. Aaron is apparently another of Jack Bauer's bitches.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene
Head Count: 1. I should go ahead and Walt on the headcount too because once Jack finds out Walt was responsible for the DP's death, Walt can consider his ass grass. Ok, that was the most hardcore act of interrogation Jack laid down ever. I really wanted to see Walt's eyes go though...damn.
1 PM to 2 PM:
Who Mike would like to see dead in the near future: Mrs. Logan.
You know, as ugly as that Ryder Strong look a-like, he's a better child for Jack than Kim will ever be. Ugh, do we really have to see her useless ass again?
Headcount: 5. Awwww, Walt offed himself. I was hoping Jack would get his retribution. Yeesh, how many times do we have to play the woman scorned card? It was a twist this time but the result is always the same. I can write this damned show now.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Headcount: 22. Jack Bauer would save Baby A and Baby B, Suga'Face not so much.
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