Showing posts with label Memorable Quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Memorable Quotes. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Quote of the Day
"Work and fun can never mix...unless you're a clown." - Finn & Jake, Adventure Time.
Friday, March 30, 2012
Quote of the Day
H1 and I had quite the long day at the office yesterday and ended up taking a car home.
Maybe it was the late night craziness but for some reason we got to talking about window sill pies.
In my mind, I imagine pies sitting on window sills to cool down to be one type and one type only: Smurfberry pie.
It was then H1 revealed what I can only imagine to be a deep, dark secret that she had been harbouring for years.
"I always envision that smurfberries probably taste like swedish fish," she said, with all honesty.
In my mind, I think raspberries, boysenberries, blueberries or even ribena berries but...swedish fish?
Oh, H1.
You are out of your smurfin' mind.
Or perhaps I just lack creativity.
Smurf.
Maybe it was the late night craziness but for some reason we got to talking about window sill pies.
In my mind, I imagine pies sitting on window sills to cool down to be one type and one type only: Smurfberry pie.
It was then H1 revealed what I can only imagine to be a deep, dark secret that she had been harbouring for years.
"I always envision that smurfberries probably taste like swedish fish," she said, with all honesty.
In my mind, I think raspberries, boysenberries, blueberries or even ribena berries but...swedish fish?
Oh, H1.
You are out of your smurfin' mind.
Or perhaps I just lack creativity.
Smurf.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Keeping Track of Shady Buisness II
This time, we're monitoring the situation with Pongsri and Good Humour Ice-Cream Trucks.
A lunch less Thursday it was, so H1 and I ordered from Pongsri. The food arrived quickly but when H1 answered the phone, it went something like this -
Delivery Guy: You have food delivery downstairs.
H1: OK, I'll meet you in the messenger center (the place we're supposed to go to for food deliveries)
DG: You want to meet in the messenger center?!
H1: Yeah...
DG: No, I meet you downstairs on 48 Street.
H1: No, we'll get yelled at. We're supposed to meet at the messenger center for food pick ups!
DG: No! I'll be OUTSIDE the doors, on the street. 48.
H1: ::disgruntled:: Fine!
So we went downstairs and conducted shady buisness of our own. There was the guy, on his bicycle on the sidewalk, barely obscured behind the building.
Why are most Asians always so shady? Time is money, I guess.
The other shady occurrence today happened this afternoon when X and I were lounging in the living room.
Or 2: Oo! You hear that?! An ice-cream truck!
X: Oo!
Or 2: I wonder if it's a Mister Softee!
As we were pondering this, the truck had stopped somewhere up the street. Then we heard a familiar sound.
X and Or 2, to each other: Ummm, you hear that right? Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?!
X: What the hell is up with that truck?! Why would an ICE-CREAM truck ever have the need to play that song?!
Memorable Conversations and Quote of the Day:
Momma HOchie: You are the Queen of Mean!
X: Oooo! I always wanted to be a Queen! At least I can be the Queen of something!
H1, on a facebook super poke discussion: If anyone throws Michael Phelps at me, I'll vomit.
Or 2, on a picture of Michael Phelps: I'd think those ears of his would keep him back in the water.
H1: Yeah... they're not streamlined.
Currently listening to: "LE BRANC sama Wa Nandemoari" by Noriko Matsueda, Takahito Eguchi, from the FFX-2 Original Soundtrack and "The Oath" by Nobuo Uematsu, from the Final Fantasy VIII Original Soundtrack. It still pains me that this effin' stupid ass game had such a good soundtrack. It's almost trying to redeem itself by having that and Zell but nothing can save that game's horridness.
A lunch less Thursday it was, so H1 and I ordered from Pongsri. The food arrived quickly but when H1 answered the phone, it went something like this -
Delivery Guy: You have food delivery downstairs.
H1: OK, I'll meet you in the messenger center (the place we're supposed to go to for food deliveries)
DG: You want to meet in the messenger center?!
H1: Yeah...
DG: No, I meet you downstairs on 48 Street.
H1: No, we'll get yelled at. We're supposed to meet at the messenger center for food pick ups!
DG: No! I'll be OUTSIDE the doors, on the street. 48.
H1: ::disgruntled:: Fine!
So we went downstairs and conducted shady buisness of our own. There was the guy, on his bicycle on the sidewalk, barely obscured behind the building.
Why are most Asians always so shady? Time is money, I guess.
The other shady occurrence today happened this afternoon when X and I were lounging in the living room.
Or 2: Oo! You hear that?! An ice-cream truck!
X: Oo!
Or 2: I wonder if it's a Mister Softee!
As we were pondering this, the truck had stopped somewhere up the street. Then we heard a familiar sound.
X and Or 2, to each other: Ummm, you hear that right? Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?!
X: What the hell is up with that truck?! Why would an ICE-CREAM truck ever have the need to play that song?!
Memorable Conversations and Quote of the Day:
Momma HOchie: You are the Queen of Mean!
X: Oooo! I always wanted to be a Queen! At least I can be the Queen of something!
H1, on a facebook super poke discussion: If anyone throws Michael Phelps at me, I'll vomit.
Or 2, on a picture of Michael Phelps: I'd think those ears of his would keep him back in the water.
H1: Yeah... they're not streamlined.
Currently listening to: "LE BRANC sama Wa Nandemoari" by Noriko Matsueda, Takahito Eguchi, from the FFX-2 Original Soundtrack and "The Oath" by Nobuo Uematsu, from the Final Fantasy VIII Original Soundtrack. It still pains me that this effin' stupid ass game had such a good soundtrack. It's almost trying to redeem itself by having that and Zell but nothing can save that game's horridness.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Freebie Thursday
It's good to get what you want by not having to 'borrow it as a permanent loan' from the metro north.
As we reached the top of the escalator at Grand C., I heard a familiar sound. Excitedly I rushed ahead of H1 and collected my freebies,
a mini-sized circular thing of the poster I've had my eye on for about a month and a chap stick that says Burn Notice on it.
Added to the Monk tissue we got one day, we've now got two USA Original Series items. Sad? Hardly. Those shows are goo'd times and the items are rather practical!
Goodness knows I'll never use them to preserve the awesomeness but meh...
Memorable Conversations & Quotes of Today:
X: You know, I saw your poster and tried to get it but it was stuck down. I hope you know people were looking at me like I was crazy.
Or 2: Thanks for looking crazy for me, X.
Chrissy Lee: My white clothes were soaked because of mildew from the room flooding but why didn't my mom think that the coloured clothes would get mildew as well? As if mildew is racist and only likes white.
Alex: Two Dim Don't Make It Bright.
Currently listening to: "Truckers Atlas" by Modest Mouse. Goddammit, did they give a stellar performance at R.E.M. and this song was amazing! Two drummers...TWO! Ah, the memories.
Anyways, time to go prepare for the Season 2 premiere of Burn Notice, starring the White Dev, that starts in 12 minutes or so. Wheeeeee!
As we reached the top of the escalator at Grand C., I heard a familiar sound. Excitedly I rushed ahead of H1 and collected my freebies,
a mini-sized circular thing of the poster I've had my eye on for about a month and a chap stick that says Burn Notice on it.
Added to the Monk tissue we got one day, we've now got two USA Original Series items. Sad? Hardly. Those shows are goo'd times and the items are rather practical!
Goodness knows I'll never use them to preserve the awesomeness but meh...
Memorable Conversations & Quotes of Today:
X: You know, I saw your poster and tried to get it but it was stuck down. I hope you know people were looking at me like I was crazy.
Or 2: Thanks for looking crazy for me, X.
Chrissy Lee: My white clothes were soaked because of mildew from the room flooding but why didn't my mom think that the coloured clothes would get mildew as well? As if mildew is racist and only likes white.
Alex: Two Dim Don't Make It Bright.
Currently listening to: "Truckers Atlas" by Modest Mouse. Goddammit, did they give a stellar performance at R.E.M. and this song was amazing! Two drummers...TWO! Ah, the memories.
Anyways, time to go prepare for the Season 2 premiere of Burn Notice, starring the White Dev, that starts in 12 minutes or so. Wheeeeee!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Wii Fit? More Like, Wii Fat
The HOchies found out yesterday that the new stay in shape or whatever the hell it is game for the Wii, Wii Fit is going to cost more than the damned console.
At $399.00, the Japanese have reaffirmed that they hate us and wish for us stoopid Americans to die because we are poor and can't afford to be 'fit'.
We're in a recession for eff's sake!
Edit 4/25/08: Clearly, Amazon like to keed because they switched the price. It's $90.00 and has been pre-ordered.
In other gaming news, does anyone have not so fond memories of those weed thingies in Final Fantasy VII? They'd show up in a field on the outskirts of Midgar, sometimes hang out with Chocobos I think, right when you left Midgar for the first time.
I have discovered they are my most hated enemies in Crisis Core. While I often wish they would look like this:
Or even this,
Sadly, this is what they really look like to Zack and by extension, me:
And while that may not be terribly horrendous to those of you who don't understand, I can assure you...they really are the stuff of nightmares. Curse you too, Hysteric Voices!
Finally to end this nerd rant, where are all the effin' fat chocobo feathers when you need them?
Memorable conversations of the past 2 days:
Raisins Alex: This new Pope isn't very "grandfather-ish" like the previous Pope.
Or 2: But at least he's smart. He's refusing a dinner with Bush.
Raisins Alex: Yeah, he knows nothing can absolve that man's sins. 'Gel oulla here, Boosh!!'
Or 2: Notice how the Pope isn't having a mass in Crooklyn?
H1: No one wants to go there.
Or 2: Yeah, but people in Crooklyn probably need the most blessings. Also, he's not going to NJ. As scary as this Pope looks, he really is clever.
H1: Yep, no one wants to go New Jersey either. Even the Pope knows.
Or 2: Yeah, if only bands would realise this too.
Or 2: Mountain Time exists! ::searches wiki:: There. You don’t believe Wiki?! There it is!
H1: I still don't understand it. What places in the world use mountain time? Arizona, it says. They also do not observe daylight savings, but the Hopi Nation within Arizona does, but the Navajo Nation within the Hopi Nation does.
Or 2: They all like to keed!
Currently listening to: "A Punch-Up at a Wedding" by Radiohead and one of my favourite songs ever (I love you Watanuki!! you to a lesser extent, Yuko's Watanuki. heh heh.) "April Fool" by S.E.N.S. Project, from the xxxHOLiC Original TV Soundtrack.
At $399.00, the Japanese have reaffirmed that they hate us and wish for us stoopid Americans to die because we are poor and can't afford to be 'fit'.
We're in a recession for eff's sake!
Edit 4/25/08: Clearly, Amazon like to keed because they switched the price. It's $90.00 and has been pre-ordered.
In other gaming news, does anyone have not so fond memories of those weed thingies in Final Fantasy VII? They'd show up in a field on the outskirts of Midgar, sometimes hang out with Chocobos I think, right when you left Midgar for the first time.
I have discovered they are my most hated enemies in Crisis Core. While I often wish they would look like this:
Or even this,
Sadly, this is what they really look like to Zack and by extension, me:
And while that may not be terribly horrendous to those of you who don't understand, I can assure you...they really are the stuff of nightmares. Curse you too, Hysteric Voices!
Finally to end this nerd rant, where are all the effin' fat chocobo feathers when you need them?
Memorable conversations of the past 2 days:
Raisins Alex: This new Pope isn't very "grandfather-ish" like the previous Pope.
Or 2: But at least he's smart. He's refusing a dinner with Bush.
Raisins Alex: Yeah, he knows nothing can absolve that man's sins. 'Gel oulla here, Boosh!!'
Or 2: Notice how the Pope isn't having a mass in Crooklyn?
H1: No one wants to go there.
Or 2: Yeah, but people in Crooklyn probably need the most blessings. Also, he's not going to NJ. As scary as this Pope looks, he really is clever.
H1: Yep, no one wants to go New Jersey either. Even the Pope knows.
Or 2: Yeah, if only bands would realise this too.
Or 2: Mountain Time exists! ::searches wiki:: There. You don’t believe Wiki?! There it is!
H1: I still don't understand it. What places in the world use mountain time? Arizona, it says. They also do not observe daylight savings, but the Hopi Nation within Arizona does, but the Navajo Nation within the Hopi Nation does.
Or 2: They all like to keed!
Currently listening to: "A Punch-Up at a Wedding" by Radiohead and one of my favourite songs ever (I love you Watanuki!! you to a lesser extent, Yuko's Watanuki. heh heh.) "April Fool" by S.E.N.S. Project, from the xxxHOLiC Original TV Soundtrack.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Professor Layton
There are two things I'd like to discuss.
The first is that I am stoopid and Professor Hershel Layton has solidified this once theory.
The second is that Professor Layton is unkind to dogs and matches.
Memorable Quotes of the Week:
"If I drink this Aquadeco water, I will build up an immunity to Canada so when I go there, I won't die." - H1
Or 2: I am too stoopid to play Professor Layton! There was this terrible puzzle involving a dog being run over by a car. It was horrid!
Bughie J.: ack! how can you solve puzzles under those kinds of conditions: solve this puzzle or we'll run over this dog?
Or 2: the dog was already run over. But here's what is really crap. They showed the dog before it got run over by a car. I was supposed to illustrate how it'd look after.
Bughie J.: I do not think I will be playing this game
Or 2's Away Message: Muchas Smooches to all on this Valentine's Day! But not from me, I don't give those.
H1's Response Away Message: Muchas Slaps to Or 2. She accepts those.
H1 and Or 2, after seeing a guy on a bicycle with bright neon green hair, and bright red facial hair cycling his way through the streets of midtown (it was a hideous spectacle),
Or 2: Where's my camera?! Ugh, I can't get it fast enough. It's times like this I wish I had a had a built in camera in my eye. I wish my eye was a camera.
H1: And how would you take pictures?
Or 2: I would take pictures like this
The first is that I am stoopid and Professor Hershel Layton has solidified this once theory.
The second is that Professor Layton is unkind to dogs and matches.
Memorable Quotes of the Week:
"If I drink this Aquadeco water, I will build up an immunity to Canada so when I go there, I won't die." - H1
Or 2: I am too stoopid to play Professor Layton! There was this terrible puzzle involving a dog being run over by a car. It was horrid!
Bughie J.: ack! how can you solve puzzles under those kinds of conditions: solve this puzzle or we'll run over this dog?
Or 2: the dog was already run over. But here's what is really crap. They showed the dog before it got run over by a car. I was supposed to illustrate how it'd look after.
Bughie J.: I do not think I will be playing this game
Or 2's Away Message: Muchas Smooches to all on this Valentine's Day! But not from me, I don't give those.
H1's Response Away Message: Muchas Slaps to Or 2. She accepts those.
H1 and Or 2, after seeing a guy on a bicycle with bright neon green hair, and bright red facial hair cycling his way through the streets of midtown (it was a hideous spectacle),
Or 2: Where's my camera?! Ugh, I can't get it fast enough. It's times like this I wish I had a had a built in camera in my eye. I wish my eye was a camera.
H1: And how would you take pictures?
Or 2: I would take pictures like this
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
The H1 Or 2
Went to sea,
In a beautiful, not pea green boat
They took some US and a whole lot of nothing else
wrapped up in a 60 pound note
They flew away for .5 and 4 days
To the land where the samaan grows
And there in the wood,
They became piggy-wigs where they stood
And ate every bullshart they could find off the damned island of Trinidad
Starting with Thursday's dinner
Mario's Pizza, which turned out to be a disappointment. The crust recipe has gone horribly wrong and the copious amounts of meatage have been cut back:
At least the pepper sauce remains phenomenal
In addition to pizza, elevensies pmsies came around for Round 2 and a belly full of KFC zingers were had. Sadly, there are no pictures of that to share.
Friday dawned, with a trip to the market in search of doubles but none were to be found (the early bird gets the worm and apparently the doubles).
The only way to cure a lack of doubles, is to nap away the depression, so napped we did and awoke to hear an MC - the sound of which made us go back to nap for another half an hour.
The nap failed to cure us of said MC but the watered down green sands he brought (no fault of his) helped us forget our woes some
but as you can see, we needed spees and a pastelle to recover as well.
Nothing can be right with the world, until Aunty P.'s chocolate cake is made and devoured first at 8 PM and then again at 2 AM on
Saturday morning
where our previous misfortune was rectified with a bag of the good stuff not attained on Friday
With limited time and not even half of the edible things on the island in Or 2's stomach, a trip to Maracas was in order for bake and shark.
OMG. GOO'D TIMES! Gaze upon the beauty of one of the greatest things on earth. And people wonder why I love me a shark. Tch. What's to question, people?
Also, what's not to love about a chow, shrimp wontons and Trinidadian KFC?
Sunday came after waking every hour to find out if TD5 had made it home safely, and brought the best damned breakfast one could have.
Or 2 hearts her some blood pudding, Kerrygold butter, hops, pawpaws, portugal and Scrambled Eggs.
An X & M Wedding Later (no pictures taken of the food - that'd just be kind of rude. Pictures of boobs can be taken but food, no), Monday arrived and the last day for eating had come with it.
::sniff::
Ramsaram's Peanut Punch,
beef pies,
cream soda of the good solo variety,
milk pennacools,
cheese, chicken and tuna puffs,
and of course, the favourite coloured popcorn were all had,
but was not met without some passing judgment upon thee.
More eats followed that night but no pictures are present for proof.
Rest assured it involved curried chicken, fried okra, melongene choka, tomato choka and roti.
The festivities only ended today even after being in NY for officially a week now. Why? Because like every good Trinidadian, we were made to bring food back with us by the peeps and thank goodness.
Duck, roti, curried mango, fudge, non-eaten zoomers (curse you, Frass! J/K), and pelau made from freshly shelled pigeon peas (thanks Uncle P.!) were all consumed within the last week.
Thank you to TD5, Pandy, Chrissy Lee and Aunty P. for putting up with my demands and pain in the asshattery and for acquiring most things of my list.
It is greatly appreciated and another list will be forthcoming.
Har Har.
Love you all and miss you terribly,
H1 and Or 2.
Part II of the Trinidad Adventures will be posted soon enough. Excuse the craziness of this one. I'm practically asleep on myself hya.
Memorable Memories & Quotes of the Trip:
The good times, the laughs and antics were plentiful and I cannot possibly remember it all to lay in print and that's what pictures are for but a few notes -
"What the eff! Stop putting shit on our bodies David Blaine!"
Or 2: I was judged for getting coloured popcorn!! Isn't that wrong?!
Georg: I'm kind of judging you myself right now.
Dar: One day, people in this world will not be judged by the colour of their popcorn.
Currently listening to: "Viva Rock" by Orange Range
Edit: A list of things eaten but not photographed/pictured are as follows - curried chicken, bussupshot, fried okra, bake and New Zealand cheddar.
In a beautiful, not pea green boat
They took some US and a whole lot of nothing else
wrapped up in a 60 pound note
They flew away for .5 and 4 days
To the land where the samaan grows
And there in the wood,
They became piggy-wigs where they stood
And ate every bullshart they could find off the damned island of Trinidad
Starting with Thursday's dinner
Mario's Pizza, which turned out to be a disappointment. The crust recipe has gone horribly wrong and the copious amounts of meatage have been cut back:
At least the pepper sauce remains phenomenal
In addition to pizza, elevensies pmsies came around for Round 2 and a belly full of KFC zingers were had. Sadly, there are no pictures of that to share.
Friday dawned, with a trip to the market in search of doubles but none were to be found (the early bird gets the worm and apparently the doubles).
The only way to cure a lack of doubles, is to nap away the depression, so napped we did and awoke to hear an MC - the sound of which made us go back to nap for another half an hour.
The nap failed to cure us of said MC but the watered down green sands he brought (no fault of his) helped us forget our woes some
but as you can see, we needed spees and a pastelle to recover as well.
Nothing can be right with the world, until Aunty P.'s chocolate cake is made and devoured first at 8 PM and then again at 2 AM on
Saturday morning
where our previous misfortune was rectified with a bag of the good stuff not attained on Friday
With limited time and not even half of the edible things on the island in Or 2's stomach, a trip to Maracas was in order for bake and shark.
OMG. GOO'D TIMES! Gaze upon the beauty of one of the greatest things on earth. And people wonder why I love me a shark. Tch. What's to question, people?
Also, what's not to love about a chow, shrimp wontons and Trinidadian KFC?
Sunday came after waking every hour to find out if TD5 had made it home safely, and brought the best damned breakfast one could have.
Or 2 hearts her some blood pudding, Kerrygold butter, hops, pawpaws, portugal and Scrambled Eggs.
An X & M Wedding Later (no pictures taken of the food - that'd just be kind of rude. Pictures of boobs can be taken but food, no), Monday arrived and the last day for eating had come with it.
::sniff::
Ramsaram's Peanut Punch,
beef pies,
cream soda of the good solo variety,
milk pennacools,
cheese, chicken and tuna puffs,
and of course, the favourite coloured popcorn were all had,
but was not met without some passing judgment upon thee.
More eats followed that night but no pictures are present for proof.
Rest assured it involved curried chicken, fried okra, melongene choka, tomato choka and roti.
The festivities only ended today even after being in NY for officially a week now. Why? Because like every good Trinidadian, we were made to bring food back with us by the peeps and thank goodness.
Duck, roti, curried mango, fudge, non-eaten zoomers (curse you, Frass! J/K), and pelau made from freshly shelled pigeon peas (thanks Uncle P.!) were all consumed within the last week.
Thank you to TD5, Pandy, Chrissy Lee and Aunty P. for putting up with my demands and pain in the asshattery and for acquiring most things of my list.
It is greatly appreciated and another list will be forthcoming.
Har Har.
Love you all and miss you terribly,
H1 and Or 2.
Part II of the Trinidad Adventures will be posted soon enough. Excuse the craziness of this one. I'm practically asleep on myself hya.
Memorable Memories & Quotes of the Trip:
The good times, the laughs and antics were plentiful and I cannot possibly remember it all to lay in print and that's what pictures are for but a few notes -
"What the eff! Stop putting shit on our bodies David Blaine!"
Or 2: I was judged for getting coloured popcorn!! Isn't that wrong?!
Georg: I'm kind of judging you myself right now.
Dar: One day, people in this world will not be judged by the colour of their popcorn.
Currently listening to: "Viva Rock" by Orange Range
Edit: A list of things eaten but not photographed/pictured are as follows - curried chicken, bussupshot, fried okra, bake and New Zealand cheddar.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
The Quiz Book, The Beetchie, The Frass and The H1 That Keeps on Giving...
...often true/often sketchy results, often shady yet hilariously funny stories, laughs of the hold your head in shame variety, and glares that can kill a man that only leader of the Gotei 13 can give.
In a "see you in 2-5 months, Beetchie! I bid you goo'day!" goo'day, we went adventuring to a new eatery establishment.
It was new to H1 and Frass, "new" to me as I had had that style of goodness in Kyoto last year and "new" to Beetchie who had been drunk the first time when she was in attendance.
Raw meat, fire, good laughs, not so good drinks and vetsin were plentiful at Yakiniku Juju, a Japanese BBQ grill and shabu shabu restaurant in the East Village.
It was fun times as per usual when we get together and certainly not the last of the fun times with Beetchie.
The fun comes with the conversations obviously and those gd pictures I will have to post and edit with some bao heads but for the record:
2 Scullys, 1/1 Sculder/Mully and 1 Mulder investigated the paranormal and the prospect of what would happen if 1 Tony Soprano, 1/1 Tony Soprano/Melfi, 1/1 Melfie/Paulie Walnuts, and 1 Paulie Walnuts took a hit out on 2 Aquamen, 1 Batman and 1 Robin at dinner today.
Pictures, and those Memorable Quotes and Conversations of the Evening:
H1: oh gyad! What is that?! This isn't pomegranate juice!
Beetchie: Tastes like a peach and a white grape.
Or 2: Peach + White Grape = Pomegranate? Wtf are you talking about!
Frass: I want a fork please.
Beetchie: A crazy Thai girl tried to get with me yesterday. I don't mess around with girls who have boyfriends.
H1: I thought you would welcome turning the straight gay.
Beetchie: There will be no peen on this hallowed ground.
Beetchie: I want to be Scully!
::after quiz results::
H1: Beetchie, you're Mulder. You're Scully's girlfriend.
::during quiz::
H1: If you were a chess piece you would be...?
Beetchie: Knight!
Or 2: Rook!
Frass: Knight!
H1: Knight, what? You'd be the Queen! I am KING.
H1: I could use more meat...
::waiter comes and turns off grill::
H1:...well I guess not.
H1: ...choice d is "sidekick". Or 2 you are a sidekick!
Or 2: Yeah, that's true. But oh man, I'm sealing my fate as Robin!
::check comes and is laid in front of Frass::
Frass: See? Just because I'm a man they gave me the check.
Or 2: Whatever, Wonder Woman, just pay the damned thing.
::after quiz results::
H1: Okay, What?! Beetchie and I are Aquaman. Wtf! Frass is Batman! and Or 2, you're Robin.
Or 2: Damn it!
Or 2: Did you like the (green tea) ice-cream?
Frass: No. It tastes like ashes.
H1: Robin, go get the coats.
Or 2: I don't move until Batman tells me too.
Beetchie: Blah blah blah, don't you be frontin' Robin.
Or 2: What's that? I can't quite understand or hear you. I'm not a fish.
Beetchie: Shut up! (at least that's what I think she said. Har Har)
Currently listening to: "Fire It Up" by Modest Mouse.
In a "see you in 2-5 months, Beetchie! I bid you goo'day!" goo'day, we went adventuring to a new eatery establishment.
It was new to H1 and Frass, "new" to me as I had had that style of goodness in Kyoto last year and "new" to Beetchie who had been drunk the first time when she was in attendance.
Raw meat, fire, good laughs, not so good drinks and vetsin were plentiful at Yakiniku Juju, a Japanese BBQ grill and shabu shabu restaurant in the East Village.
It was fun times as per usual when we get together and certainly not the last of the fun times with Beetchie.
The fun comes with the conversations obviously and those gd pictures I will have to post and edit with some bao heads but for the record:
2 Scullys, 1/1 Sculder/Mully and 1 Mulder investigated the paranormal and the prospect of what would happen if 1 Tony Soprano, 1/1 Tony Soprano/Melfi, 1/1 Melfie/Paulie Walnuts, and 1 Paulie Walnuts took a hit out on 2 Aquamen, 1 Batman and 1 Robin at dinner today.
Pictures, and those Memorable Quotes and Conversations of the Evening:
H1: oh gyad! What is that?! This isn't pomegranate juice!
Beetchie: Tastes like a peach and a white grape.
Or 2: Peach + White Grape = Pomegranate? Wtf are you talking about!
Frass: I want a fork please.
Beetchie: A crazy Thai girl tried to get with me yesterday. I don't mess around with girls who have boyfriends.
H1: I thought you would welcome turning the straight gay.
Beetchie: There will be no peen on this hallowed ground.
Beetchie: I want to be Scully!
::after quiz results::
H1: Beetchie, you're Mulder. You're Scully's girlfriend.
::during quiz::
H1: If you were a chess piece you would be...?
Beetchie: Knight!
Or 2: Rook!
Frass: Knight!
H1: Knight, what? You'd be the Queen! I am KING.
H1: I could use more meat...
::waiter comes and turns off grill::
H1:...well I guess not.
H1: ...choice d is "sidekick". Or 2 you are a sidekick!
Or 2: Yeah, that's true. But oh man, I'm sealing my fate as Robin!
::check comes and is laid in front of Frass::
Frass: See? Just because I'm a man they gave me the check.
Or 2: Whatever, Wonder Woman, just pay the damned thing.
::after quiz results::
H1: Okay, What?! Beetchie and I are Aquaman. Wtf! Frass is Batman! and Or 2, you're Robin.
Or 2: Damn it!
Or 2: Did you like the (green tea) ice-cream?
Frass: No. It tastes like ashes.
H1: Robin, go get the coats.
Or 2: I don't move until Batman tells me too.
Beetchie: Blah blah blah, don't you be frontin' Robin.
Or 2: What's that? I can't quite understand or hear you. I'm not a fish.
Beetchie: Shut up! (at least that's what I think she said. Har Har)
Currently listening to: "Fire It Up" by Modest Mouse.
Friday, July 13, 2007
"You People Are Giving Me Blog Gems!"
Memorable quotes and conversations of yesterday 07/12/2007:
"Can you explain to me why Hello Kitty has a pet cat? I don't know why she has to enslave her own kind and make it into a pet." - Or 2.
"Hello Kitty is the Queen of cats. If she can't have a cat, then who the fuck can??!" - Beetchie.
And a few minutes later:
"Beetchie's mad at me for not telling her Hermione was at the Today show this morning. She says that in a year, she could have made it legal and we'd be set." - Or 2 to H1.
"I think Hello Kitty's richer. Beetchie should have gone there instead." - H1.
Currently listening to: "Too Much To Ask", "505" and "Matador" by Arctic Monkeys
"Can you explain to me why Hello Kitty has a pet cat? I don't know why she has to enslave her own kind and make it into a pet." - Or 2.
"Hello Kitty is the Queen of cats. If she can't have a cat, then who the fuck can??!" - Beetchie.
And a few minutes later:
"Beetchie's mad at me for not telling her Hermione was at the Today show this morning. She says that in a year, she could have made it legal and we'd be set." - Or 2 to H1.
"I think Hello Kitty's richer. Beetchie should have gone there instead." - H1.
Currently listening to: "Too Much To Ask", "505" and "Matador" by Arctic Monkeys
Friday, May 11, 2007
Thunder-Thighs, KAPOW!!!!
(source: dlisted.com)
But more importantly, what is that shadow? Is that her panty?! Props girl, at least you wear them.
Quotes for the Day:
"X is only ghetto when it comes to eating." - Beetchie
"I like Arctic Monkeys, just not their faces." - Beetchie
H1: "You shouldn't five finger discount cats (from the clinic or otherwise)"
Beetchie: "Chinese people are all about black market cats."
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Don't These Itunes Bitches Know That...?
I am the Queen?
And I want to download the Arctic Monkeys?!
No one screws the Queen!
And I want to download the Arctic Monkeys?!
No one screws the Queen!
Saturday, February 17, 2007
There's Something Very Wrong with USA
Maybe it's just me but any television channel that tries to pass of Patch Adams as a romantic comedy seems rather...wrong.
Currently listening to: X with classic quotes such as "Maybe you didn't stick that swab (Zycam) far enough up your nose?" and "I don't know, I would have totall shot him in the leg." and
Or 2: I think it's disturbing they mixed that classical piece.
X: I think it's great, 'oh yeah! get down!' You know some rappers are gonna be all over that!
Or 2: Yeah, my fear is that they're going to start remixing every damned piece of classical music they're going to get their hands on.
X: Well they are running out of things to remix.
Currently listening to: X with classic quotes such as "Maybe you didn't stick that swab (Zycam) far enough up your nose?" and "I don't know, I would have totall shot him in the leg." and
Or 2: I think it's disturbing they mixed that classical piece.
X: I think it's great, 'oh yeah! get down!' You know some rappers are gonna be all over that!
Or 2: Yeah, my fear is that they're going to start remixing every damned piece of classical music they're going to get their hands on.
X: Well they are running out of things to remix.
Thursday, February 15, 2007
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Powerful Logic
HOchie 1: I don't like Ice T. because he's married to CoCo. CoCo is ridiculous. And any man who married CoCo must be ridiculous too. Nick Lachey was also ridiculous for a while there.
Or 2: The streets in London are so clean, that the pigeons are thin.
HOchie 1: I don't know how they manage to keep the streets so clean if the bins are all hidden.
Or 2: The streets in London are so clean, that the pigeons are thin.
HOchie 1: I don't know how they manage to keep the streets so clean if the bins are all hidden.
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Hot Hot Heat
This post is in honour of X.
X at the bus stop:
"Oh my god! A pigeon was trying to get away from a car and flew straight into me!"
X on coconuts:
"I wanted one jelly nut and he brought me 10 water nuts! So I threw a tantrum for 4 hours and kicked his shoes down the hallway, then kicked them back up the hallway!"
X 'on fire' (and hence name of this blog post):
"I always think I'm hotter than I really am."
X at the bus stop:
"Oh my god! A pigeon was trying to get away from a car and flew straight into me!"
X on coconuts:
"I wanted one jelly nut and he brought me 10 water nuts! So I threw a tantrum for 4 hours and kicked his shoes down the hallway, then kicked them back up the hallway!"
X 'on fire' (and hence name of this blog post):
"I always think I'm hotter than I really am."
Friday, November 24, 2006
Happy Thanksgiving, Bitches!
It was a good Thanksgiving. There was lots of good food and lots of good times with friends and family.
I hope all had good times as well.
Here are the classic quotes for the day, 11/23/06:
"That's what you get for calling me a cowbell!" - Me to Beetchie, on Guitar Hero.
"Omg, I pulled a Matt." - Beetchie
"We will not be using the term "pulling a Matt" to describe bad hair." - Me.
"This mouth has launched 1000 restaurants." - Beetchie.
"We're from Trinidad, what do we know about trees?!" - MC & myself, during a game of Cranium.
I hope all had good times as well.
Here are the classic quotes for the day, 11/23/06:
"That's what you get for calling me a cowbell!" - Me to Beetchie, on Guitar Hero.
"Omg, I pulled a Matt." - Beetchie
"We will not be using the term "pulling a Matt" to describe bad hair." - Me.
"This mouth has launched 1000 restaurants." - Beetchie.
"We're from Trinidad, what do we know about trees?!" - MC & myself, during a game of Cranium.
Monday, August 21, 2006
MF'ing Snakes on a MF'ing Lei
The day started with dim sum with X, her family and her friend. It was as always, good times but no muppet sightings were made.
And the day ended with our being at this funky new to the area speciality chocolate restaurant called Max Brenner at Union Square. Anyone who is a chocolate fiend will thoroughly enjoy this place even if it is a little pricey. Go forth and eat chocolate by the Bald Man.
And now the in-between:
Snakes on a Plane was as expected. It's as fun as the people you go with if they're into ridiculous things and know not to take the movie seriously. And all my friends are ridiculous and that's why I love them and that's why we had a blast. Unfortunately only the Giant Kitty and Beetchie could make it with me (Battler, I missed your ass...).
Can I just say...I loved that one snake who was so enthralled at finding the pheromone-induced lei that he spent the entire movie curled up in that lei, playing happily like the kitty was before kitty went all dead-like and eaten.
Memorable quotes & Har Har Moments from SoaP:
"I'm tired of you feeding me this garbage!" Har Har with the red bull can.
"Time is Tissue."
The miracle of pencils that sketch pictures with colour. I wish I had one of those... everybody on that mf-ing plane had one of those mf-ing pencils.
Quote of today:
"SF is such a Sombrero de Culos!!" - Mitch *Connors*.
Currently listening to: "Elevator" by Hot Hot Heat.
And the day ended with our being at this funky new to the area speciality chocolate restaurant called Max Brenner at Union Square. Anyone who is a chocolate fiend will thoroughly enjoy this place even if it is a little pricey. Go forth and eat chocolate by the Bald Man.
And now the in-between:
Snakes on a Plane was as expected. It's as fun as the people you go with if they're into ridiculous things and know not to take the movie seriously. And all my friends are ridiculous and that's why I love them and that's why we had a blast. Unfortunately only the Giant Kitty and Beetchie could make it with me (Battler, I missed your ass...).
Can I just say...I loved that one snake who was so enthralled at finding the pheromone-induced lei that he spent the entire movie curled up in that lei, playing happily like the kitty was before kitty went all dead-like and eaten.
Memorable quotes & Har Har Moments from SoaP:
"I'm tired of you feeding me this garbage!" Har Har with the red bull can.
"Time is Tissue."
The miracle of pencils that sketch pictures with colour. I wish I had one of those... everybody on that mf-ing plane had one of those mf-ing pencils.
Quote of today:
"SF is such a Sombrero de Culos!!" - Mitch *Connors*.
Currently listening to: "Elevator" by Hot Hot Heat.
Saturday, August 12, 2006
D-H F
The Internet Bringing Back the Dead (?), Cave People and Zombies, oh my!
This HOchie broke out of work early to do a Horror movie Double-Header Friday with good friends Beetchie and the Giant Kitty. Yes, Mitch *Connors*, Giant Kitty is SF.
We started out with Pulse. I knew this movie was going to be crap but being that I have a heterosexual girl crush on Suga'Face #1, Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars fame, I felt the need to go support her. And she truly is a Suga'Face but I'm not used to seeing her be so dense... so smart on VM. Not so much in this movie... Blondes. Tch.
Not much to say about that movie other than there were some freakish moments but we're still kind of confused as to exactly what went on there. I might need to go watch the original Japanese movie to try to figure it out but as we all know, those Japanese are often hella confusing as is, so I expect no real clarity.
With 50 minutes to kill between the end of that movie and the beginning of The Descent, we decided that a bathroom break was in order and whatever else we could find to do.
So who knew that the AMC 25 had a terrace? But let me tell you people now, keep away from that damned terrace! It's really frickin' high up there. Beetchie was holding on for dear life but more importantly, we blame the terrace for making us get the only available seats located in the second row from the front. Ugh, eye hurt! And for those of you following, so we had 50 minutes and we still managed to get crappy seats but if you had to backpack it through that theatre, as Beetchie pointed out, you'd be late too!
With a sleepy giant kitty on my right, a The Descent veteran on my left, and a theatre full of crazy MFs, we settled down and prepped for gore-filled fun.
Some girls screaming next to us scared Beetchie. What I don't understand is this: haven't they ever watched horror movies before? Every 'scary' moment that came, I certainly knew was coming. The movie followed a simple horror formula. It was still cool though.
We then headed to Dave & Busters (Beetchie, I didn't know you had stock in that place. You do, don't you, Buster? - har har) for some Zombie killing action. My accuracy was 67% the first time and incredibly less the second. Uh, my rings hurt my shooting hand. I know, I'm supposed to aim for the head but I swear, that thing was not registering properly. Beetchie agrees with me. Our "House of the Dead 4" ranks - C & D after level 1. Our rank after level 2: unknown. We didn't make it that far. Zombies ate our brains! I hate me some zombies... Beetchie and I will go back and rock that another day with more money and more time. Oh yes. Oh yes.
WTF moment of the night:
This girl was on her idiot man's shoulders and I thought it was a kid. And she was reaching out to touch Beetchie's hair but then I realized that it wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass girl being a bitch because she thought it funny to mess with people on the street. Why the hell was that bitch messing with my friend? Don't touch her hair! I hate assholes. I was thinking I should trip him which would result in her falling off his shoulders and breaking her stupid face but I also thought, two giant black guys and one ghetto bitch against little me would probably land me in the hospital. Karma will get them and I'll be out of the hospital.
Quotes of the day:
"Oh HEEELLLLSSS NO. No Bitch, you betta' run yo' ass outta there! If it was a Chinese girl in that situation, you best believe her ass is gone. Why do you think there's so many of us in the world? We know how to act." - Beetchie, on Pulse.
"Oh no...poor Christina Milian. ::sad face:: She's too cute to die." - Franz.
"DAMNED TERRACE!" - Me.
"That Juno reminds me of Patty. It's Patty!
And she's...hardcore. Don't mess with Patty! Yay, Patty! Oh, Patty's kind of scaring me." - Franz
"You killed her child, that ugly face that only an ugly mother can love! Oooooooo..." - Me.
"You know Franz, just because you can't keep your husband doesn't mean you have to take it out on me." - Me, on Franz leading us to salvation out of the cave in The Descent.
Currently listening to: "Is It Any Wonder?" by Keane. Or what HOchie 1 and I like to call it,
"Give me one last chance and you'll be satisfied.
Give me two chances and you won't be denied.
Well my heart is where it's always been,
My head is somewhere in between,
Give me one more chance,
Let me be your lover tonight.
Is it any wonder...? or was it, you're the real thing?
Even better than the real thing?"
Despite my just poking a little fun at them, while I'm on the subject of Keane, I must say I am incredibly impressed by their second album "Under the Iron Sea". It is an amazing piece of work. I'm actually saddened that I will not see them at the Hammerstein on September 13th. ::sniff:: I'll catch my crazy pianist 'hardcore rocker', Tim Rice-Oxley next time.
This HOchie broke out of work early to do a Horror movie Double-Header Friday with good friends Beetchie and the Giant Kitty. Yes, Mitch *Connors*, Giant Kitty is SF.
We started out with Pulse. I knew this movie was going to be crap but being that I have a heterosexual girl crush on Suga'Face #1, Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars fame, I felt the need to go support her. And she truly is a Suga'Face but I'm not used to seeing her be so dense... so smart on VM. Not so much in this movie... Blondes. Tch.
Not much to say about that movie other than there were some freakish moments but we're still kind of confused as to exactly what went on there. I might need to go watch the original Japanese movie to try to figure it out but as we all know, those Japanese are often hella confusing as is, so I expect no real clarity.
With 50 minutes to kill between the end of that movie and the beginning of The Descent, we decided that a bathroom break was in order and whatever else we could find to do.
So who knew that the AMC 25 had a terrace? But let me tell you people now, keep away from that damned terrace! It's really frickin' high up there. Beetchie was holding on for dear life but more importantly, we blame the terrace for making us get the only available seats located in the second row from the front. Ugh, eye hurt! And for those of you following, so we had 50 minutes and we still managed to get crappy seats but if you had to backpack it through that theatre, as Beetchie pointed out, you'd be late too!
With a sleepy giant kitty on my right, a The Descent veteran on my left, and a theatre full of crazy MFs, we settled down and prepped for gore-filled fun.
Some girls screaming next to us scared Beetchie. What I don't understand is this: haven't they ever watched horror movies before? Every 'scary' moment that came, I certainly knew was coming. The movie followed a simple horror formula. It was still cool though.
We then headed to Dave & Busters (Beetchie, I didn't know you had stock in that place. You do, don't you, Buster? - har har) for some Zombie killing action. My accuracy was 67% the first time and incredibly less the second. Uh, my rings hurt my shooting hand. I know, I'm supposed to aim for the head but I swear, that thing was not registering properly. Beetchie agrees with me. Our "House of the Dead 4" ranks - C & D after level 1. Our rank after level 2: unknown. We didn't make it that far. Zombies ate our brains! I hate me some zombies... Beetchie and I will go back and rock that another day with more money and more time. Oh yes. Oh yes.
WTF moment of the night:
This girl was on her idiot man's shoulders and I thought it was a kid. And she was reaching out to touch Beetchie's hair but then I realized that it wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass girl being a bitch because she thought it funny to mess with people on the street. Why the hell was that bitch messing with my friend? Don't touch her hair! I hate assholes. I was thinking I should trip him which would result in her falling off his shoulders and breaking her stupid face but I also thought, two giant black guys and one ghetto bitch against little me would probably land me in the hospital. Karma will get them and I'll be out of the hospital.
Quotes of the day:
"Oh HEEELLLLSSS NO. No Bitch, you betta' run yo' ass outta there! If it was a Chinese girl in that situation, you best believe her ass is gone. Why do you think there's so many of us in the world? We know how to act." - Beetchie, on Pulse.
"Oh no...poor Christina Milian. ::sad face:: She's too cute to die." - Franz.
"DAMNED TERRACE!" - Me.
"That Juno reminds me of Patty. It's Patty!
And she's...hardcore. Don't mess with Patty! Yay, Patty! Oh, Patty's kind of scaring me." - Franz
"You killed her child, that ugly face that only an ugly mother can love! Oooooooo..." - Me."You know Franz, just because you can't keep your husband doesn't mean you have to take it out on me." - Me, on Franz leading us to salvation out of the cave in The Descent.
Currently listening to: "Is It Any Wonder?" by Keane. Or what HOchie 1 and I like to call it,
"Give me one last chance and you'll be satisfied.
Give me two chances and you won't be denied.
Well my heart is where it's always been,
My head is somewhere in between,
Give me one more chance,
Let me be your lover tonight.
Is it any wonder...? or was it, you're the real thing?
Even better than the real thing?"
Despite my just poking a little fun at them, while I'm on the subject of Keane, I must say I am incredibly impressed by their second album "Under the Iron Sea". It is an amazing piece of work. I'm actually saddened that I will not see them at the Hammerstein on September 13th. ::sniff:: I'll catch my crazy pianist 'hardcore rocker', Tim Rice-Oxley next time.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
It's the Little Things...
Like the quote of the day that makes me laugh hysterically. I love you guys...
Too bad you're all asshats!!!!!!!
In true HOchie fashion, I cannot leave a compliment without bashing your dreams with an insult of some sort.
Or sending you photos of women who do not have the word 'wax' in their vocabulary and their friends who have the phrase 'i'm a bitch but your business makes me look better' in theirs.
You love us anyway! And more so for traumatizing you all!
Quote of the day:
"Yuh aint see X looking all exotic, like a sun rising from the depths of Bombay" - Mitch Connors on X in a sari.
Too bad you're all asshats!!!!!!!
In true HOchie fashion, I cannot leave a compliment without bashing your dreams with an insult of some sort.
Or sending you photos of women who do not have the word 'wax' in their vocabulary and their friends who have the phrase 'i'm a bitch but your business makes me look better' in theirs.
You love us anyway! And more so for traumatizing you all!
Quote of the day:
"Yuh aint see X looking all exotic, like a sun rising from the depths of Bombay" - Mitch Connors on X in a sari.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
It's Official!
I am finished with the specials on the Kenka menu.
But honestly, who knew that bull penis would be the lesser of two evils?
Turkey Testicles - the second most vile thing on the planet.
Speaking of the first most vile thing, I don't know why I do this to myself but I had to be an asshat and try Durian ice-cream. It was as expected. And let us never speak of this again.
The other thing on the Kenka menu that I finally ate was an entire fried frog. it tasted of chicken and fish combined. It was good stuff actually.
Song and quote of the day:
"It's time to face the truth, 'cause I'll never be with you...
That's how I feel about.............
David Beckham." - Sons.
HOchie 1 "Do you guys feel my industrial strength fan?"
Tones "OOOOOHHHHH gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUd!!!!"
Currently playing: "Who Wrote Holden Caufield" by Green Day.
But honestly, who knew that bull penis would be the lesser of two evils?
Turkey Testicles - the second most vile thing on the planet.
Speaking of the first most vile thing, I don't know why I do this to myself but I had to be an asshat and try Durian ice-cream. It was as expected. And let us never speak of this again.
The other thing on the Kenka menu that I finally ate was an entire fried frog. it tasted of chicken and fish combined. It was good stuff actually.
Song and quote of the day:
"It's time to face the truth, 'cause I'll never be with you...
That's how I feel about.............
David Beckham." - Sons.
HOchie 1 "Do you guys feel my industrial strength fan?"
Tones "OOOOOHHHHH gOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUd!!!!"
Currently playing: "Who Wrote Holden Caufield" by Green Day.
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