Har Har

I'm getting spam mail from Yuffie.

This is well hilarious on its own but coupled with classics such as "There was nothing but a roster in that HR (Treasure) Chest! Ooh, this is making me so mad! >:[[[ ", it's just damned greatness.

Currently listening to: the PSP and whatever this song name is from the Church in Crisis Core. Back to my missions since I refuse to further my progress in this game any more now that that bitch Aerith has reared her stupid face. Ditz. Ugh, she makes me so mad! >:[[[
I hope she dies!!!! Oh, wait...bwahahahahaha.

Edit - Update from the last letter: "Nasty pictures! Ewww!!!! Sickos! Are Shinra employees trained to put TRASH in their treasure chests? :p That's it! Everyone in Shinra's going to get it someday!"

You show them skinny little monkey, uh...I mean, Yuffie. And you will.

A Sunday With the HOchieS

H1 always says we're recovering catholics but that doesn't stop us from hiding Easter eggs from the booboos or partaking in an "Easter" dinner. Not that Jeebus had anything to do with chocolate eggs or rabbits and fights over stuffing but well, whatever.

H1 and I baked a blasted 'Jamaican' Marble Cake (unintentionally Rastafari! See two blog entries below).

It looked pretty good until it was discovered some sort of pre-historic animal left its mark on our cake,



We decided to cover up the evidence later on so as to not alarm the other HOchieS,



(I don't know why H1 furthered the irie by icing it with irie colours. She hates me, clearly)

It was all rather mysterious but it turned out it was just a good looking chameleon:



Currently listening to: "Rose of May" by Nobuo Uematsu, from the Final Fantasy IX Soundtrack.

45009

It's no longer an obsession.

The Japanese still hate me but I took one from their fold and that is its number.



After a bit of setbacks, selling bits of my blood (Hellsing, Niea_7, Trigun, Aqua Aqua, Graffitti Kingdom, Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex, Samurai Legend Musashi and Ape Escape: Pumped and Primed - you all served me well, except maybe you GK. You were just ass), frozen accounts and dreading a forthcoming bill, I've a semi-functional piece of Final Fantasy VII history.

It's working completely but semi to me because we're in the US and I can't reap the benefits of Japanese TV. Or can I? Hmmm.

I got it from one of the happiest places on earth - Ebay, all wrapped up in the entertainment section of a Hong Kong newspaper:



On the back was the flyer for an appliance sale which I found to be not much of a sale and I guess others thought the same:



"Here's what I think of your sale!"



I do find it very interesting though that within 8 hours of my getting my package from Hong Kong, I got incredibly ill. Coinky Dinky? Or something else...

H1, I was only keed. Don't you dare even think it and shut your goat-assy mouth! I still have a cough!

Currently listening to: "Not Addicted" by The Streets and not "Not an Addict". MC, get with the times!

Again With The Effy-ness

Another of our childhood memories has been ruined by Jamaicans.

Marble Cake.

Effin' marble cake!

If you put the chocolate swirl then you'd be alright like Bunji but if you like it like 1 or 2 hOchieS, you like it with pink (red) and green.

Rastafari Colours.

Currently listening to: "Melodie" by Yuki Kajiura, from the Noir Soundtrack.

Obsessions for Week(s): 3/02/08 - 03/11/08

Crisis Core Limited Edition Japanese PSP Pack



The Japanese continue to hate on me. Do you see that eff? A tiny buster sword and a shoe box! A Shoe box!!!!



And of course, a beautifully designed PSP limited to 77,777 units and it features the love of my life for 10 years - Sephiroth. ::sigh:: All we get is a red PSP with Kratos. Once again, what the eff.

Vayne Solidor



I am not really obsessing over him in a good way, I'm more concerned by the state of his hair. He is my 2nd least fav. FF villain. Honestly, there was nothing cool about him and crimping your hair was so 80s. Tch.

Monster



An anime about a sociopath. So far so good.

Currently listening to: "Naked in the City" by Hot Hot Heat.

Say It Ain't So

Really now.

What?

No No.

Currently listening to: "Snake Charmer" by Rage Against The Machine, and a headache. No relation.

Things We Don't Like To See

Ass shaped chocolate covered almonds are bad enough,



with holes is just revolting.

Currently listening to: "Tenteko Mai Mai!" by Toshiro Matsuda, from the Di Gi Charat Soundtrack. One of them, anyway.

Happy Birthday, Chrissy Lee!

We hope your day was wonderful and will continue to be just that.
Happy Birthday to our favourite friend!

Happy Birthday, Beetchie!

Here's your presento pyo!



Har Har.

Pari Pari, Kushya Kushya, Paki Paki, Gokkun

I've finished watching one of the greatest anime ever. More on it later but for now, enjoy a clip of greatness from Monster:



This is what I will do to H1 tomorrow after the patapon-ing.

By the way, H1, look at how cute the monster is coming down the wall.

A Warning...

If anyone Patapons me, I will Baki Baki them.

Can I even do that?

Kale

I never quite perfected or made a firm decision on his design and I'm not certain I'm happy with this either but here's a possibility for him:



Of course, his hair is being blown about by the wind. Meh.

Don't ask if I'm sure I want to name him afer a vegetable because the answer is 'yes, I'm sure'.

Currently listening to: "Crane/White Lightning" by The RZA/Charles Bernstein, from the Kill Bill Soundtrack and "Heat Island" by Rhymester feat. Fireball, from the Ayakashi Original Soundtrack. It's embarrassing but I never thought I'd like a Japanese 'rap'. Ha.

Hello, Spring

I'm not particularly loving the tan sides in this blog layout but I'll give it a go and see what H1 thinks when she returns from the museum with the BooHead.

Anyways, welcome to spring where butterflies frolick in the sunshine amidst flowers that don't exist in this world, ie, I don't know what kind they're supposed to be or what exactly I've drawn.

They do however, look awfully dead to me.

Next month and thereafter, April showers bring May flowers (the kind that don't exist in this world, ie, I don't know what kind they're supposed to be or what exactly I've drawn) and after that Summer, not featured in the banner.

Tch, did I mention I dislike Spring? It reminds me Summer's soon to follow and if it's one thing I hate, it's Summer.

Currently listening to: "This Magic Moment" by Lou Reed, from the Lost Highway Soundtrack and "Leaving So Soon?" by Keane.

P.S. I mentioned pagwa before and maybe this is a tribute albeit an early one. I am a tad bit early, right?

Goo'day Winter '07 Blog Layout

Even though it's not officially Spring yet, I bid you goo'day.

Thanks for the goo'd time memories slightly-yellowed snowman and pagwa snowflake.



Bye Bye Darkness of Solemn Winter. I'm going to try something new.

Currently listening to: "Time of the Dreamwatch" by Yasunori Mitsuda, from the Chrono Cross Original Soundtrack

Happy Ides

Or Beware the Ides...whatever suits you.

Quite frankly, I think we should beware the black bone chicken,





and the essence of Durian concentrated and captured in a tiny bottle of evil,



Currently listening to: "Doggy Dogg II" and "Chicken Bone" by Yoko Kanno, from the Cowboy Bebop Original Soundtrack.

Things Discovered This Week 3/10 - 3/14

Who said you couldn't get anything for a 1 cent Trini coin?

That's Just Damned Cruel

H1 is mortified that war has been waged against the bachaks in Grenada.

Beetchie, you probably killed his lil' brudders and left a trail of teary-eyed bachaks that look a-like so:



Brudder, Ma...whatever. I don't know Bachak speak, alright?

And to think, it wasn't even a crazy red fire ant.

A Request From H1

Here you go, two wacom renditions of teary-eyed turtles.





That's right, those are turtles.

Goo'day!

P.S. Sorry Bughie J. for traumatizing you. Blame H1.

Oh, For Eff's Sake

Eff is not the word I wish to use.

For fuck's sake, people - you cannot be Gaara!

Teenager's Video with Naruto Quote Leads to Arrest
posted on 2008-03-04 14:56 EST
YouTube clip quoting Naruto's Gaara raises charges of threatening, breach of peace

Connecticut State Police arrested an 18-year-old on Sunday after he uploaded a clip to the YouTube video-sharing service that allegedly threatened the students of his former school and used a quote from the Naruto manga and anime character Gaara. The suspect, Brandon A. Brown of New London, Connecticut, had been expelled from Grasso Southeastern Technical High School last June. The allegedly threatening video contained a variation on Gaara's trademark line ("The Corpse's Crimson Bitter Tears Will Flow And Mingle Though [sic] The Endless Sand Feeding The Chaos In Me And Making Me Stonger [sic]") and a warning to Grasso students to "Beware All Those Who Cross My Path […] On March 19, 2008 THE END IS HERE.” The video was included in a user channel with two earlier, unrelated Gaara video clips.

After the allegedly threatening video was posted on February 27, another student's parent saw it and complained to police. Brown was then arrested on charges of threatening and breach of peace. He has been released on US$2,500 bail. In response to the situation, Grasso principal Kerry Bell wrote a letter to parents that described the incident.

Source: www.aninenewsnetwork.com

Today there was yet another Gaara related incident in the news - some 10 year olds felt they could bury their friend in the sandbox because they could do sand manipulation.
You know, there's a reason why it's called "desert coffin". Yeesh.

And so the backlash of Naruto and all anime shall begin, much like the attack on video games.

It was very unfortunate what happened but don't blame Gaara for shit.

No H1, Gaara should not be banned. You'd be banning yourself.

Ridiculous.

Thanks for ruining things for the rest of us, people. Thanks.

And This is What You Call...

****May Contain Spoilers For Those Who Don't Like Their Eyes Semi-bruised****

...Pulling a Dominic Howard

Exhibit A, Grimmer from Monster:



For reference,



Not so awesome.

I love you anyway, Dom.

Currently: wasting valuable Monster watching time

Pulling a Sephiroth

****May contain spoilers for all those I will inflict or have inflicted Monster upon - yeah, that's you Bughie J.****

That's what you call walking through flames you created yourself, looking all cool and without a care in the world.

Johan Liebert, Sephiroth Extraordinaire:





For reference:





Awesome.

Quote of the past few days:

"...yes, but who's the real monster?" - H1
"I am the real monster!" - Or 2

Food - The "Weirdness" From the Past and Present

Well, I do eat a lot of 'strange' (strange to some, not to others) food sometimes. I fancy trying different things at times but that's not to say I'm totally adventurous either. There are a few things I don't think I could eat if ever put before me.

For instance, I don't think I could ever eat the abdomen of a tarantula. Cambodian delicacy or not, you fry most anything and it'll be good but when there's a possibility that I could bite in and feel squishy, I don't even want to think further on the matter.

Disappointed, yeah? I am too, honestly.

Anyway, I realized recently that I never posted a picture way back when of my "officially done with the speciality kenka menu" meal. So, for those trying to rack their brains of what that was because you've for some crazy reason blocked it from memory, here it is,



Yeah, the guy laughed at me a little too and gave me a wink when he brought the bull penis to the table just as you awfully judgmental souls are.

The other picture I wanted to post was this one,



The nutritional facts and warnings,



Thanks to X&M for the latter.

Memorable Quote:

"Soft? It must be a joey." - X.

She's so wrong.

Currently listening to: "Topo's Groove Heaven" by Tsuyoshi Sekito, from the Brave Fencer Musashiden Soundtrack. What the eff!

A Little Piece of Me

I feel somehow betrayed and a little disappointed.

According to wikipedia, Little Jimmy Urine got married in January.

To a girl.

Not a cute girl either, or a particularly talented one.

She's 26, the lead singer of Morningwood and I know I've heard a song by them before and my ears felt insulted by it.

It's okay though, I'm sure this will be much fodder if true, for banter at future MSI concerts.

Still, married?! That alone is well horrible for him.

A little piece of me has died this morning.

Let me go depress myself further by watching Monster. Dr. Tenma, don't you betray me too...

Currently listening to: "Yotsuba Koroshi no Kaigi Shitsu" by Tanuichi Hideki, from the Death Note Original Soundtrack II