There's a lot the HOchies have planned between now and the end of the year. These are all things I'm certain will make the blog, so I won't say what they are right now until the good times have been had.
Indeed, the great times that await us are cause for much excitement for all involved...But then Mitch *Connors* had to come along and ruin it by dragging the Giant Kitty and I to Matisyahu on December 16th.
Curse you, Mitch!
Sunday, October 22, 2006
Saturday, October 21, 2006
The Nightmare Before Christmas Again But This Time in 3D!
1993 saw the release of one of my favourite movies, yes, the very same this blog title is named after.
I've been somewhat of a freak for it. It's so...collectible! I own a Jack 'Sandy Claws' figure, a bobblehead Lock, t-shirts, the original soundtrack (the last copy which I hid in the store behind some crap c.d. for weeks before I had money to go back to buy it), the special edition dvd, a bag, a Zero choker (okay, so this actually belongs to HOchie 1 - it's one of my favourite finds off Ebay) and a 24-inch Jack Skellington talking figure. That figure was given to me on my birthday this year (by the great Beetchie) because the obsession is still so great. I also watch at least part of this movie every year. And if that doesn't convince you, let's just say if I had 1850 dollars to burn, I'd be rockin' that Jack Skellington ring set Link
I have to point out though that no matter how great my obsession, there are thousands of people out there who are ten times more obsessed than I and/or share my feelings about this movie including the Japanese.
So of course, October 20th has been grated into my brain ever since I found out the release of the 3D version of this movie. As it was grated into the brains of the fans that packed the theatres at Union Square and some who came in costume to receive their limited edition t-shirt. Unfortunately, circumstances not under our control saw Beetchie and I without one of those t-shirts but no worries, Beetchie's got plans to steal Jess', who by the way went to the show dressed as an awfully, fantastic Sally.
As expected, the already amazing movie was made into an incredible experience.
Anyone who has been a fan should definitely go see it if afforded the opportunity (I'm really sorry, Gen) and those who for whatever reason never saw it (Giant Kitty, you crazy!) this is your chance to see it on the big screen and join the league of crazed fans. Hey, even the 3D glasses were impressive but we all agree could have been more so had they been decorated with a pumpkin at least.
After the movie we went to Max Brenner for X had never been and I only mention it because it was hilarious that the chant of 'hot chocolate' from her seemed already sugar induced even though at that time, we didn't actually inhale copious amounts of chocolate yet.
A night out involving Beetchie and myself never goes by without incident as already known and well, let's just say you should always have a metrocard handy unless you've no problem waiting for your friends' unlimited pass to clear the 'just used' stage and don't mind looking at them like this for more than 15 minutes:
Currently listening to: "Jack's Obsession" by Danny Elfman, from the The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack & "Spooks of Halloween Town" by Yoko Shimomura, from the Kingdom Hearts Original Soundtrack.
I never realised that my Pumpkin King was so much of a Drama Queen.
I've been somewhat of a freak for it. It's so...collectible! I own a Jack 'Sandy Claws' figure, a bobblehead Lock, t-shirts, the original soundtrack (the last copy which I hid in the store behind some crap c.d. for weeks before I had money to go back to buy it), the special edition dvd, a bag, a Zero choker (okay, so this actually belongs to HOchie 1 - it's one of my favourite finds off Ebay) and a 24-inch Jack Skellington talking figure. That figure was given to me on my birthday this year (by the great Beetchie) because the obsession is still so great. I also watch at least part of this movie every year. And if that doesn't convince you, let's just say if I had 1850 dollars to burn, I'd be rockin' that Jack Skellington ring set Link
I have to point out though that no matter how great my obsession, there are thousands of people out there who are ten times more obsessed than I and/or share my feelings about this movie including the Japanese.
So of course, October 20th has been grated into my brain ever since I found out the release of the 3D version of this movie. As it was grated into the brains of the fans that packed the theatres at Union Square and some who came in costume to receive their limited edition t-shirt. Unfortunately, circumstances not under our control saw Beetchie and I without one of those t-shirts but no worries, Beetchie's got plans to steal Jess', who by the way went to the show dressed as an awfully, fantastic Sally.
As expected, the already amazing movie was made into an incredible experience.
Anyone who has been a fan should definitely go see it if afforded the opportunity (I'm really sorry, Gen) and those who for whatever reason never saw it (Giant Kitty, you crazy!) this is your chance to see it on the big screen and join the league of crazed fans. Hey, even the 3D glasses were impressive but we all agree could have been more so had they been decorated with a pumpkin at least.
After the movie we went to Max Brenner for X had never been and I only mention it because it was hilarious that the chant of 'hot chocolate' from her seemed already sugar induced even though at that time, we didn't actually inhale copious amounts of chocolate yet.
A night out involving Beetchie and myself never goes by without incident as already known and well, let's just say you should always have a metrocard handy unless you've no problem waiting for your friends' unlimited pass to clear the 'just used' stage and don't mind looking at them like this for more than 15 minutes:
Currently listening to: "Jack's Obsession" by Danny Elfman, from the The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack & "Spooks of Halloween Town" by Yoko Shimomura, from the Kingdom Hearts Original Soundtrack.
I never realised that my Pumpkin King was so much of a Drama Queen.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
S 4 of The 24 H C Ends (The Season That Leaves Us With One Question: What Happened to Baruse?) : 11 PM to 7 AM
11 PM to 12 AM:
Wait, the President got shot down and Audrey didn't cry?
Wait, "we're here to make babies"? In the frickin' desert?! First of all, Ew! And secondly, EW! You know, only hippies do that. Hippies and I guess, people who actually live in deserts.
I'm liking this Jason Gerard. He's very resourceful and clever much like that person the Merry Mesmer knows. It's very unfortunate, however, that more than likely JG will be added to the H C. =(
Hey, Mike is back. Traitor!
Head Count: 3 + confirmation that the President's son is dead, at least 2 members of Airforce 1 and whoever else was on that plane minus the President but he's in pretty bad shape. But at least Jason lived!
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes. That cold bitch.
12 AM to 1 AM:
We're sending Curtis to the gas station. This, Curtis, is the hour you get added to the H C.
This new President is quite sketch.
Do you think Richards has his own fan club? If not, let's start one up: to the lamest interrogator ever. I mean, everytime they mention his name it's supposed to strike fear into you because he's the silent, 'deadly' type but really we've seen him do nothing to date other than botch one of his interrogations!
That damned Jack loves to break him some fingers. Pay attention, Richards because THAT's how an interrogation's done.
Head Count: 1 + the convoy carrying the warhead. Update on how many people should be added to the count due to Airforce 1's hit: more than 75. Damn Curtis escaped again!
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
1 AM to 2 AM:
So...How long until we get rid of this President Logan, the Asshole? Someone needs to fill him in that Jack Bauer is indeed the only man who can do the job.
OMG, never before have I felt so excited to have insurance sold to me! All Hail President Palmer!
I told you bitches I love that Chloe!!!!!!
Head Count: 5.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
2 AM to 3 AM:
Classic line of the episode - "When I shot that guy, I thought I'd go into fetal position or something but I didn't. I felt nothing. I just hope I'm not some kind of psychopath or something." - Chloe.
Jack's break into the Chinese Consulate reminds me of the time I broke into Hyrule Castle.
Sadly, Jack knows how to get in but not necessarily out without consequence. Now look what happened, the damned Chinese consul is dead and relations are strained.
Head Count: 2. This is why I love Jack. He makes every effort to make his 'concern' look legit, meanwhile he gets what he wants, always! Die Paul! Die!!!!
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes. I don't know why you're blaming this on Jack. It's not his fault CTU's only got one surgeon.
3 AM to 4 AM:
Classic line of this episode: "Chloe, we don't have time for any of your personality disorders." - Buchanan.
WTF moment of this episode: "You know Jack, if you ever need someone to talk to...You know, as a friend, you can talk to me." - Chloe. Okay, now watch Jack's face -
Head Count: 3.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
4 AM to 5 AM:
People like to smirk in this show (but for how long? I think ultimately, the last smirk belongs to the Head Count) -
Tony A. - one smirk closer to oblivion.
Chloe - one smirk closer to Edgar's oblivion.
Head Count: 2.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
5 AM to 6 AM:
Ok Michelle, we've seen this situation last season. Do the right thing and don't get busted for treason like Tony did. Call Jack and let him handle things!
And Wow, that terrorist is a bad actress. But I think it's the same biatch who blew up the plane in Season 1.
Just don't mess with the Chinese. Way to sell out Jack, asshat.
Head Count: 5. Meh, don't worry Michelle. Tony gets to watch you die, not the other way around.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
6 Am to 7 AM:
Who I'd Like To see Dead in the Near Future:
1. That damned advisor, Cummings, on Logan's staff. Mike! Take his ass out!
2. President Logan.
Head Count: 3 and Jack, who died for a few minutes...again.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
So getting back to the title of this blog, where is Baruse? Perhaps he's off being re-programmed someplace and the formidable terrorist of a future season could be none other than the stupid himself, orphaned at 17 (partially so due to his own actions) and without crazy Debbie for a girlfriend. That's the kind of stuff that will make you go afer Jack Bauer's ass.
Episodes to watch until the Season 6 premiere in January: 24
Wait, the President got shot down and Audrey didn't cry?
Wait, "we're here to make babies"? In the frickin' desert?! First of all, Ew! And secondly, EW! You know, only hippies do that. Hippies and I guess, people who actually live in deserts.
I'm liking this Jason Gerard. He's very resourceful and clever much like that person the Merry Mesmer knows. It's very unfortunate, however, that more than likely JG will be added to the H C. =(
Hey, Mike is back. Traitor!
Head Count: 3 + confirmation that the President's son is dead, at least 2 members of Airforce 1 and whoever else was on that plane minus the President but he's in pretty bad shape. But at least Jason lived!
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes. That cold bitch.
12 AM to 1 AM:
We're sending Curtis to the gas station. This, Curtis, is the hour you get added to the H C.
This new President is quite sketch.
Do you think Richards has his own fan club? If not, let's start one up: to the lamest interrogator ever. I mean, everytime they mention his name it's supposed to strike fear into you because he's the silent, 'deadly' type but really we've seen him do nothing to date other than botch one of his interrogations!
That damned Jack loves to break him some fingers. Pay attention, Richards because THAT's how an interrogation's done.
Head Count: 1 + the convoy carrying the warhead. Update on how many people should be added to the count due to Airforce 1's hit: more than 75. Damn Curtis escaped again!
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
1 AM to 2 AM:
So...How long until we get rid of this President Logan, the Asshole? Someone needs to fill him in that Jack Bauer is indeed the only man who can do the job.
OMG, never before have I felt so excited to have insurance sold to me! All Hail President Palmer!
I told you bitches I love that Chloe!!!!!!
Head Count: 5.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
2 AM to 3 AM:
Classic line of the episode - "When I shot that guy, I thought I'd go into fetal position or something but I didn't. I felt nothing. I just hope I'm not some kind of psychopath or something." - Chloe.
Jack's break into the Chinese Consulate reminds me of the time I broke into Hyrule Castle.
Sadly, Jack knows how to get in but not necessarily out without consequence. Now look what happened, the damned Chinese consul is dead and relations are strained.
Head Count: 2. This is why I love Jack. He makes every effort to make his 'concern' look legit, meanwhile he gets what he wants, always! Die Paul! Die!!!!
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes. I don't know why you're blaming this on Jack. It's not his fault CTU's only got one surgeon.
3 AM to 4 AM:
Classic line of this episode: "Chloe, we don't have time for any of your personality disorders." - Buchanan.
WTF moment of this episode: "You know Jack, if you ever need someone to talk to...You know, as a friend, you can talk to me." - Chloe. Okay, now watch Jack's face -
Head Count: 3.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
4 AM to 5 AM:
People like to smirk in this show (but for how long? I think ultimately, the last smirk belongs to the Head Count) -
Tony A. - one smirk closer to oblivion.
Chloe - one smirk closer to Edgar's oblivion.
Head Count: 2.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
5 AM to 6 AM:
Ok Michelle, we've seen this situation last season. Do the right thing and don't get busted for treason like Tony did. Call Jack and let him handle things!
And Wow, that terrorist is a bad actress. But I think it's the same biatch who blew up the plane in Season 1.
Just don't mess with the Chinese. Way to sell out Jack, asshat.
Head Count: 5. Meh, don't worry Michelle. Tony gets to watch you die, not the other way around.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
6 Am to 7 AM:
Who I'd Like To see Dead in the Near Future:
1. That damned advisor, Cummings, on Logan's staff. Mike! Take his ass out!
2. President Logan.
Head Count: 3 and Jack, who died for a few minutes...again.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
So getting back to the title of this blog, where is Baruse? Perhaps he's off being re-programmed someplace and the formidable terrorist of a future season could be none other than the stupid himself, orphaned at 17 (partially so due to his own actions) and without crazy Debbie for a girlfriend. That's the kind of stuff that will make you go afer Jack Bauer's ass.
Episodes to watch until the Season 6 premiere in January: 24
Sunday, October 15, 2006
"And I am...One Years Old"
Just like Marshie, our blog is one year old today.
It's already Sunday, and I have to go to work in 20 fucking hours. Or whatever time I actually post this (chances are I was probably already at work for days before I even finished writing this thing up).
The HOchies started this blog to discuss all the good times that awaited us in October 2005.
Originally we started this blog that was written for each other and by each other. It was a well-kept DL project that we undertook for a while and while we still write for each other...
We had great times and you all can go back and read/re-read them if you like but the one thing I can say is this, you guys definitely are partially responsible for some of our good times! Thanks for helping to create them, partaking and being the awesome friends (more like family) of HOchies that you are.
It's fun having all the comments and feedback from you guys. And it's fun for us, to share the memories with you.
That and all the 24 blogging that we've done since August. Yeah, that's right, you know you love it.
Enough mush though!
The month of good times in 2006 is probably going to be the upcoming month of November.
Let the blogging continue.
It's already Sunday, and I have to go to work in 20 fucking hours. Or whatever time I actually post this (chances are I was probably already at work for days before I even finished writing this thing up).
The HOchies started this blog to discuss all the good times that awaited us in October 2005.
Originally we started this blog that was written for each other and by each other. It was a well-kept DL project that we undertook for a while and while we still write for each other...
We had great times and you all can go back and read/re-read them if you like but the one thing I can say is this, you guys definitely are partially responsible for some of our good times! Thanks for helping to create them, partaking and being the awesome friends (more like family) of HOchies that you are.
It's fun having all the comments and feedback from you guys. And it's fun for us, to share the memories with you.
That and all the 24 blogging that we've done since August. Yeah, that's right, you know you love it.
Enough mush though!
The month of good times in 2006 is probably going to be the upcoming month of November.
Let the blogging continue.
Friday, October 13, 2006
TV: Sometimes Makes You Puke
Or should I say, KFed: Always Makes You Puke.
Ah, I'm being overly dramatic much like KFed in his 'star' filled appearance on last night's episode of CSI.
It's bad enough that he was on my beloved television (you know, tv the master of bountiful knowledge and/or endless time-wasting goodness) but when KFed's role involved kicking the crap out of my 4th husband Greg Sanders, then that just equates to a bucket full of yuck next to the bed.
The classic line for the evening on CSI came from non-other than KFed and he said it so proudly too, "You're. A Joke". Yes. It was delivered exactly like that.
Little did Fedass know that the writers at CSI wrote that line in reverse sarcasm. I know, I'm creating stupid phrases again but deal. The point is, jokes on you KFed. The joke was on you.
I thoroughly enjoyed that they made KFed put on that horrendous face altering mask. I mean, it's not as though he needed a hideous mask but I suppose it was to drive a point home.
And when Nick stole Fed's Treo after punching him in the stomach, I have to say that was the best acting I've seen ever. There was real conviction in that scene. I imagine that's how Beetchie would look if I stole hers. I should try it sometime with the punch included because I'm all about adding insult to injury.
While I'm on the subject of TV, not only does it have the power to upset my innards but it also breaks my heart. WTF was up with tonight's episode of "Avatar"? It's been over a month now that they've dragged this damned Appa being stolen story. We finally got to see what happened to Appa during his absence and let me tell you, it was quite disturbing. I don't understand why they'd make it so sad to give me a complex. Forget the children having to go into therapy now because of that episode but damn, that whole thing was cold.
Currently Purchasing (using and making fantastic use of Giant Kitty's present to HOchie 1, ahahahahaha):
"Cubicle" by Rinerocerose
"Burning" by The Whitest Boy Alive
Phrase We Will Not Be Using To Express A Beatdown: "A Greg Special".
Added on 10/18/06:
Battler, Appa is indeed that huge, hairy, floaty Air Bison thingie -
See the fool bending down? He's my favourite character. I love that damned Sokka!
Fridays in the HOchie Household have been designated "Family Fun Night" and we all sit around the living room at 8 PM watching Avatar. You know it's bad when Pappa HOchie stresses about whether or not he'll be home in time.
Ah, I'm being overly dramatic much like KFed in his 'star' filled appearance on last night's episode of CSI.
It's bad enough that he was on my beloved television (you know, tv the master of bountiful knowledge and/or endless time-wasting goodness) but when KFed's role involved kicking the crap out of my 4th husband Greg Sanders, then that just equates to a bucket full of yuck next to the bed.
The classic line for the evening on CSI came from non-other than KFed and he said it so proudly too, "You're. A Joke". Yes. It was delivered exactly like that.
Little did Fedass know that the writers at CSI wrote that line in reverse sarcasm. I know, I'm creating stupid phrases again but deal. The point is, jokes on you KFed. The joke was on you.
I thoroughly enjoyed that they made KFed put on that horrendous face altering mask. I mean, it's not as though he needed a hideous mask but I suppose it was to drive a point home.
And when Nick stole Fed's Treo after punching him in the stomach, I have to say that was the best acting I've seen ever. There was real conviction in that scene. I imagine that's how Beetchie would look if I stole hers. I should try it sometime with the punch included because I'm all about adding insult to injury.
While I'm on the subject of TV, not only does it have the power to upset my innards but it also breaks my heart. WTF was up with tonight's episode of "Avatar"? It's been over a month now that they've dragged this damned Appa being stolen story. We finally got to see what happened to Appa during his absence and let me tell you, it was quite disturbing. I don't understand why they'd make it so sad to give me a complex. Forget the children having to go into therapy now because of that episode but damn, that whole thing was cold.
Currently Purchasing (using and making fantastic use of Giant Kitty's present to HOchie 1, ahahahahaha):
"Cubicle" by Rinerocerose
"Burning" by The Whitest Boy Alive
Phrase We Will Not Be Using To Express A Beatdown: "A Greg Special".
Added on 10/18/06:
Battler, Appa is indeed that huge, hairy, floaty Air Bison thingie -
See the fool bending down? He's my favourite character. I love that damned Sokka!
Fridays in the HOchie Household have been designated "Family Fun Night" and we all sit around the living room at 8 PM watching Avatar. You know it's bad when Pappa HOchie stresses about whether or not he'll be home in time.
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Another Long Post, and a Boring One at that because Or 2 is Watching This Alone: S 4: 3 PM to 7 PM The 24 H C
3 PM to 4 PM:
Why is Tony A. listed as a Special Guest Star? It's 'cause his ass is going to die next season, right?! ::sniff::
And you know why his ass is going to die? Because Jack just told him that he needs him to see this thing through. Yeah. Once again, Jack kills a BFF.
Awww, what a touching moment that Edgar's having with this mom. But all that stuff she said about seeing her son in a better place a long time from her death, was all lies. Season 5, Edgar. Season 5...
Head Count: 1 + All workers at the San Gabriel Island Nuclear Reactor, I'm not sure what that number is yet but I only saw 3 people. Umm, I'm fairly certain it takes more than 3 people to run a reactor though...
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes
4 PM to 5 PM:
"You're not my son. I don't even recognize you." - Mr. Araz.
Umm, maybe that's 'cause your ass is Hispanic and he's Iranian? Once again I ask, why did they cast Nestor Serrano as Iranian?
And once more, what service are these people using on their cellphones because they're getting great service down in the basement of the hospital.
Har Har Moment: Jack coming down the laundry chute. That was real "smooth".
Famous Last Words:
"I don't like this..." - Curtis.
"Neither do I but just go there quickly and come back." - Driscoll.
All I see in this future scenario is sending Token off to die.
Head Count: 3. The Hat Squad lost another member, again! And well, I forgot there can only be one person designated as Token so the other got killed off.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
Tony A. Cry Count: 1 Scene. Stupid Tony A., letting Jack convince you to be re-instated. You know you only have about 24 episodes left until your death, right?
5 PM to 6 PM:
That crazy Maya is the best actor in this show.
Ooo, Tony A. should do more interrogations. He's getting better at them.
Haha, that asshat who was playing solitaire at work almost got messed up by Jack. See why you shouldn't slack at work?
Head Count: 6. That Maya was smarter than everyone thought because with a mother like Erin, I'd probably smash my head against a mirror too.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene
6 PM to 7 PM:
I think Driscoll just handed the SofD's ass to him.
But look Tony A. just handed Driscoll's ass to her. And now Curtis. Ahahahaha.
Classic line of this episode: I was just thinking out loud. No need to be so hostile. - Edgar.
Hey, the head of McLennan-Forster is Bill! Good old dead Bill from my favourite show Millennium. And from the looks of it, he might end up dead in this show too. =(
That was a very touching speech Heller gave Driscoll about letting her friends help her. Dude, she's cryin' 'cause she ain't got no friends.
I gotta say, Jack's typing skills aren't as fast as mine. Perhaps I should apply for a job at CTU! That EMP would have nothin' on me and...
Head Count: 0, ...the thousands of computers, cars and lights that went out would still be alive! That was the worst massacre I've seen in this show thus far.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
7 PM to 8 PM:
I got two discs. So I'm pulling one of those long blogs again. Heh Heh.
I love how Michelle just shut Audrey up. Good for her. But I don't love how she shut Tony A. up. Damn! Michelle is more of a bitch than I thought.
Classic lines -
"After the kind of hell Jack's been through today, do you think he'd want to come back?" - Audrey
"Some people are more comfortable in hell." - Tony A.
Yeah, seriously Audrey. This day isn't as hellatious as those other days Jack has had, nor is as hellatious as the funk chunk Tony A.'s rockin'.
Head Count: 13. You know if Paul dies, it'll be Jack's fault for not 'let(ting) the medics do their job'. That's clever, Jack - Make it seem like you were holding Paul as though he were friend trying to comfort him when really and truly you were just stalling long enough for the man to die!
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Yay! My idiot Chloe is coming back! Ah, she's so stoopid, I love her. Ha, look at her pull rank on Edgar. It's greatness.
Head Count: 7. Baruse lost his mother. I don't know why the sad music chimed in considering she was a terrorist.
Audrey Cry Count: 4 Scenes.
9 PM to 10 PM:
OMG! Mitch Anderson *Connors*! Why didn't you tell me you had a role in 24?! But geez, a terrorist posing as a pilot? Tch, I wonder how many episodes you'll be in.
I hope Michelle bitch slaps Audrey something hard.
And once again, Chloe's inappropriate-ness makes for an uncomfortable situation that strangely puts things into perspective.
Head Count: 2. The update on the HC from the beginning of the season - nearly 40 died on that train crash and 'many more' from the nuclear meltdown.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
10 PM to 11 PM:
Ugh, why did Michelle have to whore around with some ugly ass man? She left Tony A. for that?!
Head Count: 13 + The President, his son and the people who man Air Force 1 (they're not dead yet but on a future list).
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene
Why is Tony A. listed as a Special Guest Star? It's 'cause his ass is going to die next season, right?! ::sniff::
And you know why his ass is going to die? Because Jack just told him that he needs him to see this thing through. Yeah. Once again, Jack kills a BFF.
Awww, what a touching moment that Edgar's having with this mom. But all that stuff she said about seeing her son in a better place a long time from her death, was all lies. Season 5, Edgar. Season 5...
Head Count: 1 + All workers at the San Gabriel Island Nuclear Reactor, I'm not sure what that number is yet but I only saw 3 people. Umm, I'm fairly certain it takes more than 3 people to run a reactor though...
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes
4 PM to 5 PM:
"You're not my son. I don't even recognize you." - Mr. Araz.
Umm, maybe that's 'cause your ass is Hispanic and he's Iranian? Once again I ask, why did they cast Nestor Serrano as Iranian?
And once more, what service are these people using on their cellphones because they're getting great service down in the basement of the hospital.
Har Har Moment: Jack coming down the laundry chute. That was real "smooth".
Famous Last Words:
"I don't like this..." - Curtis.
"Neither do I but just go there quickly and come back." - Driscoll.
All I see in this future scenario is sending Token off to die.
Head Count: 3. The Hat Squad lost another member, again! And well, I forgot there can only be one person designated as Token so the other got killed off.
Audrey Cry Count: 2 Scenes.
Tony A. Cry Count: 1 Scene. Stupid Tony A., letting Jack convince you to be re-instated. You know you only have about 24 episodes left until your death, right?
5 PM to 6 PM:
That crazy Maya is the best actor in this show.
Ooo, Tony A. should do more interrogations. He's getting better at them.
Haha, that asshat who was playing solitaire at work almost got messed up by Jack. See why you shouldn't slack at work?
Head Count: 6. That Maya was smarter than everyone thought because with a mother like Erin, I'd probably smash my head against a mirror too.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene
6 PM to 7 PM:
I think Driscoll just handed the SofD's ass to him.
But look Tony A. just handed Driscoll's ass to her. And now Curtis. Ahahahaha.
Classic line of this episode: I was just thinking out loud. No need to be so hostile. - Edgar.
Hey, the head of McLennan-Forster is Bill! Good old dead Bill from my favourite show Millennium. And from the looks of it, he might end up dead in this show too. =(
That was a very touching speech Heller gave Driscoll about letting her friends help her. Dude, she's cryin' 'cause she ain't got no friends.
I gotta say, Jack's typing skills aren't as fast as mine. Perhaps I should apply for a job at CTU! That EMP would have nothin' on me and...
Head Count: 0, ...the thousands of computers, cars and lights that went out would still be alive! That was the worst massacre I've seen in this show thus far.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes.
7 PM to 8 PM:
I got two discs. So I'm pulling one of those long blogs again. Heh Heh.
I love how Michelle just shut Audrey up. Good for her. But I don't love how she shut Tony A. up. Damn! Michelle is more of a bitch than I thought.
Classic lines -
"After the kind of hell Jack's been through today, do you think he'd want to come back?" - Audrey
"Some people are more comfortable in hell." - Tony A.
Yeah, seriously Audrey. This day isn't as hellatious as those other days Jack has had, nor is as hellatious as the funk chunk Tony A.'s rockin'.
Head Count: 13. You know if Paul dies, it'll be Jack's fault for not 'let(ting) the medics do their job'. That's clever, Jack - Make it seem like you were holding Paul as though he were friend trying to comfort him when really and truly you were just stalling long enough for the man to die!
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Yay! My idiot Chloe is coming back! Ah, she's so stoopid, I love her. Ha, look at her pull rank on Edgar. It's greatness.
Head Count: 7. Baruse lost his mother. I don't know why the sad music chimed in considering she was a terrorist.
Audrey Cry Count: 4 Scenes.
9 PM to 10 PM:
OMG! Mitch Anderson *Connors*! Why didn't you tell me you had a role in 24?! But geez, a terrorist posing as a pilot? Tch, I wonder how many episodes you'll be in.
I hope Michelle bitch slaps Audrey something hard.
And once again, Chloe's inappropriate-ness makes for an uncomfortable situation that strangely puts things into perspective.
Head Count: 2. The update on the HC from the beginning of the season - nearly 40 died on that train crash and 'many more' from the nuclear meltdown.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
10 PM to 11 PM:
Ugh, why did Michelle have to whore around with some ugly ass man? She left Tony A. for that?!
Head Count: 13 + The President, his son and the people who man Air Force 1 (they're not dead yet but on a future list).
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene
Monday, October 09, 2006
WTF?!
I just saw a horrible "music" "video". Can someone explain to me why Paris the stupid ass fugly whore bitch Hilton is a. trying to be Gwen Stefani and b. is borderline molesting little boys in her videos?! That kid can't be more than 14!
Can someone report her for child molestation??!!
Disgusting.
Can someone report her for child molestation??!!
Disgusting.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
The Start of a Horrible Birthday Month
1. The collapse of my shelf - dvds, cds and toys were ALL over this room. Thankfully, my WACOM seems to be intact as is my computer. And it could have been worse though, because I could have actually been sitting at my computer when it happened and let's just say I wouldn't be blogging right now or breathing, now that I think about it.
2. VM. Now, I watch pretty much only two shows on television during the tv season. I watch South Park and Veronica Mars. The season premiere of VM was on Tuesday and I was incredibly disappointed. The usually very intelligently written show has been dumbed down for CW viewers. Oh how angry I am. They better stop trying to sabotage my damned show or an angry letter will be penned and sent to the President of that network. ::shake fist::
3. Why Matt, why?! I lost the MUSE competition. I don't get a signed guitar. I don't get VIP tickets to any show in the UK and worst of all...I don't get to meet them. Clownie was right when he said my husband cheated on me. =( I am so sad right now. ::tear::
So maybe things aren't that horrible because I did have a good birthday in general. Thanks to my great friends who showered me with witty and thoughtful cards, stuffed me with donuts, candy and Dinosaur BBQ (three kinds of meat - oh yes! and wine that knocked me the f out), a really rich cake that almost did me in (but the thought of it was wonderful - thanks to the Char Kar), a HUGE Jack Skellington figure that I will hug as soon as I take it out of the box (thank you Beetchie! I love him dearly as you know) and some stylin' clothes that I've no clue on how to fit into after all the stuffing of food that went down yesterday.
So thank you to all - all except SF. SF has once again disappeared off the face of the planet and while my first thought is to make sure he's okay, I hear from my sources he's fine. Curse you, SF!
2. VM. Now, I watch pretty much only two shows on television during the tv season. I watch South Park and Veronica Mars. The season premiere of VM was on Tuesday and I was incredibly disappointed. The usually very intelligently written show has been dumbed down for CW viewers. Oh how angry I am. They better stop trying to sabotage my damned show or an angry letter will be penned and sent to the President of that network. ::shake fist::
3. Why Matt, why?! I lost the MUSE competition. I don't get a signed guitar. I don't get VIP tickets to any show in the UK and worst of all...I don't get to meet them. Clownie was right when he said my husband cheated on me. =( I am so sad right now. ::tear::
So maybe things aren't that horrible because I did have a good birthday in general. Thanks to my great friends who showered me with witty and thoughtful cards, stuffed me with donuts, candy and Dinosaur BBQ (three kinds of meat - oh yes! and wine that knocked me the f out), a really rich cake that almost did me in (but the thought of it was wonderful - thanks to the Char Kar), a HUGE Jack Skellington figure that I will hug as soon as I take it out of the box (thank you Beetchie! I love him dearly as you know) and some stylin' clothes that I've no clue on how to fit into after all the stuffing of food that went down yesterday.
So thank you to all - all except SF. SF has once again disappeared off the face of the planet and while my first thought is to make sure he's okay, I hear from my sources he's fine. Curse you, SF!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
This is the Uglier Season (S 4 The 24 HC: 7 AM to 3 PM)
7 AM to 8 AM:
This Erin Driscoll is assstupid. Bring Tony A. and Michelle back! Or let Chloe take over. Geez.
Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Erin Driscoll.
And of course, the analyst line continues, let's recap together:
Jamie (still dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk or in a can - yuck!) -> Paula (still dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but possibly already digested by the ugly panda Su Lin) -> Adam (whereabouts unknown but he did have an infected sister so he might be grieving still outside of CTU) -> Chloe (being loved up by some Jack)-> Sarah (annoying new bitch who got her ass handed to her by Chloe - she's Chloe's Carrie).
"Breakin' the law. Breakin' the law!" This is so Jack's theme song. I love it.
Head Count: 11 + 1 four car train wreck
8 AM to 9 AM:
Why is it that Nestor Serrano always plays a bad role? I really like him... but I may as well just add him to the head count one time.
I don't know who this asshat is that's giving Chloe orders. Chloe is on point and does everything she has to do, INCLUDING taking orders from Jack. She's a good kid, this Chloe.
CTU directors are always the worst assholes. If you're an asshole, apply for Division Director at CTU.
Poor Andrew Paige...I love his soon-to-be-dead ass already.
Jack playing the 're-instate me' card. Except, how valid is his threat that he'll bring his concerns to the President? How much of a BFF is Jack with this new Prez?
Why does the son in the Araz Family look suspiciously like that asshole G.? Oh that's some funny stuff, right there.
Head Count: 3. I liked that ugly Ronnie but he had to go. What did he say to Jack? "I told you not to cross me, Jack." More like, don't cross Jack or you end up on the H C.
9 AM to 10 AM:
Jack is such a bitch - making poor Chloe watch Andrew get his ass beat.
"It's (MariAnne) the thorn in Curtis' side." - Mitch *Connors*. MC is actually here. Perhaps he can guest blog.
So she's kind of like the SGDP to David Palmer?
When is that goddamned dirty hippie Richard Heller going to get the axe?
Jack Bauer - CTU Agent, Secretary of Defense Agent and Convenience Store Robber.
Head Count: 2.
10 AM to 11 AM:
Hey look! One of the customers in the store is that crazy girl who made Nate have a seizure. Let me add her to the head count. Let's add her to the head count for her crimes against Six Feet Under.
And whytf would Jack take his bandit mask off?
Calm down, Heller! Think about your heart condition! Let us all remember what happened to Alan Milliken when he got agitated. Though this scene looks incredibly familiar...didn't Michelle pull this same shit last season claiming to have a virus?
Jack almost got baygoned by a terrorist.
Of course Erin's daughter is trouble! She's an anise.
Awww, poor Chloe. Hauled away from CTU but not without saying "Whatever, I was going to quit anyway." Ahahaha, I love that girl.
Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Marianne.
Head Count: 3. Ah Debbie, never drink iced tea unless you made it yourself. Uh oh, I'm drinking some Snapple now...that's safe to drink, right?
11 AM to 12 PM:
Ooo, look! An extra long 24 H C post. Aren't you all fortunate?
This is the 5th episode and no word on Michelle and Tony A. WTF.
"Why is Driscoll walking like that?" - Me.
"Because she's a man? I don't know." - Mitch *C*.
Head Count: 2 (1 for Debbie who got her ass killed two times).
Mitch *Connors* has decided that we need a cry count for Audrey. Good idea.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 scene. Scenes since the beginning of this Season: 6 (?).
12 PM to 1 PM:
"Now she care about her son? Didn't she just kill someone's daughter? Justice!" - Mitch *C*.
Head Count: 19.
Audrey Cry Count: 3 Scenes
1 PM to 2 PM:
Damn Mitchell is not at his desk but rather he dead outside. Awww, poor Mitchell... ::sniff::
That's why Jack is awesome: get the source key from the dying man (again, remember poor dead Paula?), THEN try to help the man stay alive.
Yay!!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so is the hellatious thing. Huh. But yay!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't like that one of the nuclear reactors for the potential nuclear holocaust is near NY.
Head Count: 12.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes but we do have a song for her, "She's a Hoe" by Mr. Vegas.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Stupid moles. Once again, CTU is the worst agency ever.
Tony A. a real bff - he's sure to tell Jack to watch your step when in the yard because his neighbour's dog likes it.
I am hating that damned Audrey. Who the hell is she to be prying into Tony A.'s life?! Bitch. You just keep doing what you're good at! You just keep crying like a little punk!
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jen. At least Tony A. bitch-slapped her until that time.
While I'm happy that Sarah has been detained, it is clear to me that the Secretary of Defense shoud not have the job he has because they got the wrong girl.
Driscoll does not extract information like Jack does. That's why I'm not her bitch.
Instead of using the taser right away, why don't we use that 100% accurate polygraph test that CTU boasts to see if she's telling the truth? Oh wait, I guess it didn't work THAT accurately on Richard.
Tony A. - a manly man who drinks beer out of a coffee mug.
Awww, the BFFs are having a heart to heart.
You know what they should have done was taken Mrs. Araz to a vet. clinic. woof. woof woof. Ah, South Park. You give us such good times.
Head Count: 2. It should have been that damned Marianne but she'll be okay. CSI: Las Vegas has no troubles taking in traitors to work their forensic lab.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
This Erin Driscoll is assstupid. Bring Tony A. and Michelle back! Or let Chloe take over. Geez.
Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Erin Driscoll.
And of course, the analyst line continues, let's recap together:
Jamie (still dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk or in a can - yuck!) -> Paula (still dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but possibly already digested by the ugly panda Su Lin) -> Adam (whereabouts unknown but he did have an infected sister so he might be grieving still outside of CTU) -> Chloe (being loved up by some Jack)-> Sarah (annoying new bitch who got her ass handed to her by Chloe - she's Chloe's Carrie).
"Breakin' the law. Breakin' the law!" This is so Jack's theme song. I love it.
Head Count: 11 + 1 four car train wreck
8 AM to 9 AM:
Why is it that Nestor Serrano always plays a bad role? I really like him... but I may as well just add him to the head count one time.
I don't know who this asshat is that's giving Chloe orders. Chloe is on point and does everything she has to do, INCLUDING taking orders from Jack. She's a good kid, this Chloe.
CTU directors are always the worst assholes. If you're an asshole, apply for Division Director at CTU.
Poor Andrew Paige...I love his soon-to-be-dead ass already.
Jack playing the 're-instate me' card. Except, how valid is his threat that he'll bring his concerns to the President? How much of a BFF is Jack with this new Prez?
Why does the son in the Araz Family look suspiciously like that asshole G.? Oh that's some funny stuff, right there.
Head Count: 3. I liked that ugly Ronnie but he had to go. What did he say to Jack? "I told you not to cross me, Jack." More like, don't cross Jack or you end up on the H C.
9 AM to 10 AM:
Jack is such a bitch - making poor Chloe watch Andrew get his ass beat.
"It's (MariAnne) the thorn in Curtis' side." - Mitch *Connors*. MC is actually here. Perhaps he can guest blog.
So she's kind of like the SGDP to David Palmer?
When is that goddamned dirty hippie Richard Heller going to get the axe?
Jack Bauer - CTU Agent, Secretary of Defense Agent and Convenience Store Robber.
Head Count: 2.
10 AM to 11 AM:
Hey look! One of the customers in the store is that crazy girl who made Nate have a seizure. Let me add her to the head count. Let's add her to the head count for her crimes against Six Feet Under.
And whytf would Jack take his bandit mask off?
Calm down, Heller! Think about your heart condition! Let us all remember what happened to Alan Milliken when he got agitated. Though this scene looks incredibly familiar...didn't Michelle pull this same shit last season claiming to have a virus?
Jack almost got baygoned by a terrorist.
Of course Erin's daughter is trouble! She's an anise.
Awww, poor Chloe. Hauled away from CTU but not without saying "Whatever, I was going to quit anyway." Ahahaha, I love that girl.
Who I'd Like to See Dead In the Near Future: Marianne.
Head Count: 3. Ah Debbie, never drink iced tea unless you made it yourself. Uh oh, I'm drinking some Snapple now...that's safe to drink, right?
11 AM to 12 PM:
Ooo, look! An extra long 24 H C post. Aren't you all fortunate?
This is the 5th episode and no word on Michelle and Tony A. WTF.
"Why is Driscoll walking like that?" - Me.
"Because she's a man? I don't know." - Mitch *C*.
Head Count: 2 (1 for Debbie who got her ass killed two times).
Mitch *Connors* has decided that we need a cry count for Audrey. Good idea.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 scene. Scenes since the beginning of this Season: 6 (?).
12 PM to 1 PM:
"Now she care about her son? Didn't she just kill someone's daughter? Justice!" - Mitch *C*.
Head Count: 19.
Audrey Cry Count: 3 Scenes
1 PM to 2 PM:
Damn Mitchell is not at his desk but rather he dead outside. Awww, poor Mitchell... ::sniff::
That's why Jack is awesome: get the source key from the dying man (again, remember poor dead Paula?), THEN try to help the man stay alive.
Yay!!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so is the hellatious thing. Huh. But yay!!!!!!!! Tony A. is back!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't like that one of the nuclear reactors for the potential nuclear holocaust is near NY.
Head Count: 12.
Audrey Cry Count: 0 Scenes but we do have a song for her, "She's a Hoe" by Mr. Vegas.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Stupid moles. Once again, CTU is the worst agency ever.
Tony A. a real bff - he's sure to tell Jack to watch your step when in the yard because his neighbour's dog likes it.
I am hating that damned Audrey. Who the hell is she to be prying into Tony A.'s life?! Bitch. You just keep doing what you're good at! You just keep crying like a little punk!
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jen. At least Tony A. bitch-slapped her until that time.
While I'm happy that Sarah has been detained, it is clear to me that the Secretary of Defense shoud not have the job he has because they got the wrong girl.
Driscoll does not extract information like Jack does. That's why I'm not her bitch.
Instead of using the taser right away, why don't we use that 100% accurate polygraph test that CTU boasts to see if she's telling the truth? Oh wait, I guess it didn't work THAT accurately on Richard.
Tony A. - a manly man who drinks beer out of a coffee mug.
Awww, the BFFs are having a heart to heart.
You know what they should have done was taken Mrs. Araz to a vet. clinic. woof. woof woof. Ah, South Park. You give us such good times.
Head Count: 2. It should have been that damned Marianne but she'll be okay. CSI: Las Vegas has no troubles taking in traitors to work their forensic lab.
Audrey Cry Count: 1 Scene.
Saturday, September 30, 2006
Our 100th Blog Post!
Thank Goodness the End of this Stupid Season Has Arrived! (9 AM to 1 PM: S 3 of the 24 H C) - but how sad is it that our 100th post is on this lameness? Weak!
9 AM to 10 AM:
"Chloe the Tactless" is what she will be called from now on.
Dear Mitch *Connors*,
If you ever get a woman like that villainous SGDP, I hope that you have cherished your time with the Hos because that is the last time you'll ever see us.
- The HOChies.
Head Count: 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
You know how much money the country is losing during these episodes because the airports have been shut down and everyone has been told to stay in their houses? When NYC is shut down for a day due to a really bad snow storm we're out millions! I don't know how the economy's going to recover from this one.
The BFFs are squabbling. And once again, Jack makes an ass out of Tony A.
Where's the Chase baby?
And where did that blood come from, Michelle?
Head Count: 8 (including a count for that poor garbage can Jack kicked off to the side).
11 AM to 12 PM:
I'm hatin' on this Brad Hammond already. He's acting by the book just like Chappelle but like Chappelle, he too will get a bullet to the head...by Jack.
Head Count: 2.
12 PM to 1 PM:
Is Sherry really dead?! I didn't add her to the count in the last episode and I won't add her until the end of this episode.
"Shoot Sherry Palmer before you shoot yourself! Oh, I didn't think it would really happen like that." - HOchie 1.
"Disarm the bomb." Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh Jack, the irony.
How can Kim love a man with one hand?
Head Count: 7 + the near 800 that died at the hotel.
OMG, Sherry is actually gone. The Lizard-Fish killed her ass! Quite frankly we think this death was not that great. SGDP should have gone down something more fitting for her, for instance, her falling on a stake.
Mitch *Connors*' Tribute to SGDP:
::sob sob::
Yeah I guess they used some extra strength baygon on her ass
That crazy bitch shot her dead
My Sherry amor
You're the only one that I adore
You're the only one my heart beats for...my Sherry amor
The HOchies Tribute to SGDP:
First the punch -
And then the death:
Episodes left to watch until the Season 6 Premiere in January: 48.
9 AM to 10 AM:
"Chloe the Tactless" is what she will be called from now on.
Dear Mitch *Connors*,
If you ever get a woman like that villainous SGDP, I hope that you have cherished your time with the Hos because that is the last time you'll ever see us.
- The HOChies.
Head Count: 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
You know how much money the country is losing during these episodes because the airports have been shut down and everyone has been told to stay in their houses? When NYC is shut down for a day due to a really bad snow storm we're out millions! I don't know how the economy's going to recover from this one.
The BFFs are squabbling. And once again, Jack makes an ass out of Tony A.
Where's the Chase baby?
And where did that blood come from, Michelle?
Head Count: 8 (including a count for that poor garbage can Jack kicked off to the side).
11 AM to 12 PM:
I'm hatin' on this Brad Hammond already. He's acting by the book just like Chappelle but like Chappelle, he too will get a bullet to the head...by Jack.
Head Count: 2.
12 PM to 1 PM:
Is Sherry really dead?! I didn't add her to the count in the last episode and I won't add her until the end of this episode.
"Shoot Sherry Palmer before you shoot yourself! Oh, I didn't think it would really happen like that." - HOchie 1.
"Disarm the bomb." Ahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh Jack, the irony.
How can Kim love a man with one hand?
Head Count: 7 + the near 800 that died at the hotel.
OMG, Sherry is actually gone. The Lizard-Fish killed her ass! Quite frankly we think this death was not that great. SGDP should have gone down something more fitting for her, for instance, her falling on a stake.
Mitch *Connors*' Tribute to SGDP:
::sob sob::
Yeah I guess they used some extra strength baygon on her ass
That crazy bitch shot her dead
My Sherry amor
You're the only one that I adore
You're the only one my heart beats for...my Sherry amor
The HOchies Tribute to SGDP:
First the punch -
And then the death:
Episodes left to watch until the Season 6 Premiere in January: 48.
Friday, September 29, 2006
5 AM to 10 AM S 3 The 24 H C
5 AM to 6 AM:
"It was you! You killed Danny!" Listen Stupid, Michelle had to do what she needed to do because your husband was being an ass!
"It's the pre-series villain." - Mitch *Connors*
"CTU is the worst federal agency ever. We need to stop spending money funding them. Didn't we also think Victor Dresen was dead too but he wasn't? Why is it hard to believe that Steven Saunders also died?" - HOchie 1.
Don't worry, Michelle. No virus can kill your ass. Only car bombs can do that.
"That's kind of sad. I kind of like her now. She chose her job over Tony A. Not only that but she tried to sell him up the river. That's what happens when you marry one of Jack Bauer's bitches." - HOchie 1.
I love how those federal agents at CTU are always flashing their identifications but what does it matter? No one knows that the hell CTU is.
Did anyone else see that woman, Diana White who "worked" with Steven Saudners put some pants on when she was getting dressed? We sure didn't, she went to MI6 with a bare bottom!
MI6 - another crap agency. Like CTU, it's easy for them to be infiltrated.
And what the fudge is MI6? What about MI5?
Michelle is part Japanese so she has no trouble pushing suicide. Those Japanese hate Christianity. Every soul should burn in hell! Damned Michelle. Keep your seppuku to yourself!
Head Count: 6. ::sniff:: Gael. The entire MI6 office was taken out. I only counted 5... it's a small agency, I guess.
6 AM to 7 AM:
No, Tony A. You shouldn't be there with Michelle because you're not hardcore enough to survive a virus.
Ryan Chappelle - Japanese?:
When is the asshat Chase going to die? Talking out of line like that. Stupid Chase.
Oooo, Daniel Dai Kim is back. He has lived too long in this show. Today's the day to add him to the headcount.
Head Count: 9. R.I.P. Chappelle, even if you were CTU's resident assbackside for the past 3 seasons.
7 AM to 8 AM:
More reasons to love Tony A.: he tried to get Kim killed off in the field by strongly suggesting she be a decoy in a dangerous operation, a job Kim took but of course, that bitch just won't die.
Good try though, Tony A. Good try.
Head Count: 2.
8 AM to 9 AM:
It's all well and good that Michelle was not infected by the virus but what about the poor black man who found out that his results were positive?
Head Count: 2. this including The poor black man who unlike Michelle, will not make it until the end of this day.
"It was you! You killed Danny!" Listen Stupid, Michelle had to do what she needed to do because your husband was being an ass!
"It's the pre-series villain." - Mitch *Connors*
"CTU is the worst federal agency ever. We need to stop spending money funding them. Didn't we also think Victor Dresen was dead too but he wasn't? Why is it hard to believe that Steven Saunders also died?" - HOchie 1.
Don't worry, Michelle. No virus can kill your ass. Only car bombs can do that.
"That's kind of sad. I kind of like her now. She chose her job over Tony A. Not only that but she tried to sell him up the river. That's what happens when you marry one of Jack Bauer's bitches." - HOchie 1.
I love how those federal agents at CTU are always flashing their identifications but what does it matter? No one knows that the hell CTU is.
Did anyone else see that woman, Diana White who "worked" with Steven Saudners put some pants on when she was getting dressed? We sure didn't, she went to MI6 with a bare bottom!
MI6 - another crap agency. Like CTU, it's easy for them to be infiltrated.
And what the fudge is MI6? What about MI5?
Michelle is part Japanese so she has no trouble pushing suicide. Those Japanese hate Christianity. Every soul should burn in hell! Damned Michelle. Keep your seppuku to yourself!
Head Count: 6. ::sniff:: Gael. The entire MI6 office was taken out. I only counted 5... it's a small agency, I guess.
6 AM to 7 AM:
No, Tony A. You shouldn't be there with Michelle because you're not hardcore enough to survive a virus.
Ryan Chappelle - Japanese?:
When is the asshat Chase going to die? Talking out of line like that. Stupid Chase.
Oooo, Daniel Dai Kim is back. He has lived too long in this show. Today's the day to add him to the headcount.
Head Count: 9. R.I.P. Chappelle, even if you were CTU's resident assbackside for the past 3 seasons.
7 AM to 8 AM:
More reasons to love Tony A.: he tried to get Kim killed off in the field by strongly suggesting she be a decoy in a dangerous operation, a job Kim took but of course, that bitch just won't die.
Good try though, Tony A. Good try.
Head Count: 2.
8 AM to 9 AM:
It's all well and good that Michelle was not infected by the virus but what about the poor black man who found out that his results were positive?
Head Count: 2. this including The poor black man who unlike Michelle, will not make it until the end of this day.
Tuesday, September 26, 2006
This IS the Lazy Season. The Lazy Season of Y&R. Yep. Sure Is. S 3 24 H C: 1 AM to 5 AM
1 AM to 2 AM:
I am loving Jack's free and multiple use of the words, "Shut up!" in this season.
These fools. Didn't they learn in Season 2? Why would Jack go on a plane with Nina again?
Yes. Let us investigate this 'baby'. It's probably a terrorist. Chappelle is right. Stick needles in the baby!
"Why isn't Lizard-Fish Julia not letting SGDP into the house?" - HOchie 1.
"Because it's like letting a vampire in. They're only allowed by invite." - Me.
Here's Lizard-Fish, MC:
And here's is Lizard-Fish's atlantic cousin:
"What happened to CTU's computers?" - Me.
"The Baby shut them down." - HOchie 1.
"Alan is Master Vampire!" - HOchie 1.
If Alan paid off that dude to keep his mouth shut with a 'considerable amount of money', why was he living in a trailer?
Oooooooooooooooo, the SGDP's so bad-assed she can kill a man with just her voice:
Don't become an Alan Milliken.
Head Count: 1.
2 AM to 3 AM:
That virus looks suspiciously like tons of glitter in a tube full of pee.
That Lizard-Fish is asking for a beat down by SGDP. How stupid is she?
And how assstupid are these people at CTU? You have to watch Nina like a hawk at all times even if she's bleeding from the neck. It's all fake! And then we're stupid enough to put a tray full of scissors right in her grasp. Tch. You all deserve to die (just like poor dead Terri).
And look at Nina, back in the room where she killed Terri. And look, Kim is in the room. It's season 1 all over again! Except if Kim goes, it won't be sad. Ahahaha.
Scary. Nina looks like a freakin' zombie.
Head Count: 2. However, unlike a zombie, she ain't coming back.
3 AM to 4 AM:
Yeah Tony A., defend your bff because when you die, you know Jack's going to cry.
And when did you have time to change your patch, Tony A.?
Ugh. I don't know how much more of that damned Kim I can take. Her stupidity is overwhelming.
And I hate to say it but that damned David Palmer deserve what he got by bringing SGDP back in the mix.
OMG, Candyman is the detective in the Milliken murder case. Candyman. Well this is about to get horrific. Har Har.
SGDP is so in character that even when she's on the phone with Candyman and no one can see her, she still feigns shock and despair even down to the 'let me sit down to catch myself'. That was really unnecessary but damn she's good.
Quotes of the day:
"I love me some Sherry. Sherry will live forever. She's like a cockroach." - Mitch *Connors*. I never knew Mitch loved cockroaches in addition to the old ladies. That MC, you learn something new about him everyday.
"Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions." - SGDP. That is a gross misuse of the word 'murder'.
Head Count: 2. ::sniff:: let me have a moment now for poor soon-to-be-dead Gael.
4 AM to 5 AM:
First the Spanish dude starts bleeding from the nose and mouth, then the Chinese woman. Yeah, just kill of the minorities first.
Head Count: 3. I like that sharp pitched noise that is made before all the bombs explode in this show.
I am loving Jack's free and multiple use of the words, "Shut up!" in this season.
These fools. Didn't they learn in Season 2? Why would Jack go on a plane with Nina again?
Yes. Let us investigate this 'baby'. It's probably a terrorist. Chappelle is right. Stick needles in the baby!
"Why isn't Lizard-Fish Julia not letting SGDP into the house?" - HOchie 1.
"Because it's like letting a vampire in. They're only allowed by invite." - Me.
Here's Lizard-Fish, MC:
And here's is Lizard-Fish's atlantic cousin:
"What happened to CTU's computers?" - Me.
"The Baby shut them down." - HOchie 1.
"Alan is Master Vampire!" - HOchie 1.
If Alan paid off that dude to keep his mouth shut with a 'considerable amount of money', why was he living in a trailer?
Oooooooooooooooo, the SGDP's so bad-assed she can kill a man with just her voice:
Don't become an Alan Milliken.
Head Count: 1.
2 AM to 3 AM:
That virus looks suspiciously like tons of glitter in a tube full of pee.
That Lizard-Fish is asking for a beat down by SGDP. How stupid is she?
And how assstupid are these people at CTU? You have to watch Nina like a hawk at all times even if she's bleeding from the neck. It's all fake! And then we're stupid enough to put a tray full of scissors right in her grasp. Tch. You all deserve to die (just like poor dead Terri).
And look at Nina, back in the room where she killed Terri. And look, Kim is in the room. It's season 1 all over again! Except if Kim goes, it won't be sad. Ahahaha.
Scary. Nina looks like a freakin' zombie.
Head Count: 2. However, unlike a zombie, she ain't coming back.
3 AM to 4 AM:
Yeah Tony A., defend your bff because when you die, you know Jack's going to cry.
And when did you have time to change your patch, Tony A.?
Ugh. I don't know how much more of that damned Kim I can take. Her stupidity is overwhelming.
And I hate to say it but that damned David Palmer deserve what he got by bringing SGDP back in the mix.
OMG, Candyman is the detective in the Milliken murder case. Candyman. Well this is about to get horrific. Har Har.
SGDP is so in character that even when she's on the phone with Candyman and no one can see her, she still feigns shock and despair even down to the 'let me sit down to catch myself'. That was really unnecessary but damn she's good.
Quotes of the day:
"I love me some Sherry. Sherry will live forever. She's like a cockroach." - Mitch *Connors*. I never knew Mitch loved cockroaches in addition to the old ladies. That MC, you learn something new about him everyday.
"Complex problems sometimes have the simplest solutions." - SGDP. That is a gross misuse of the word 'murder'.
Head Count: 2. ::sniff:: let me have a moment now for poor soon-to-be-dead Gael.
4 AM to 5 AM:
First the Spanish dude starts bleeding from the nose and mouth, then the Chinese woman. Yeah, just kill of the minorities first.
Head Count: 3. I like that sharp pitched noise that is made before all the bombs explode in this show.
Monday, September 25, 2006
What's this Season Turning Into? Y&R?! 9 PM to 1 AM (S 3 24 HC)
9 PM to 10 PM:
Tony A. should be back in the hospital. He's going crazy.
OMG, Jack's actually going to use the bathroom! But alas, of course not. Lies. All of it!
One word from Sergio and Jack's a dead man. Never trust an eight year old.
Ew, I wouldn't kiss that horse mouth on ClAUdia.
Who's this OTHER black man? What kind of ass story is this with Wayne and the gimp?
HowTF did Nina get out of custody?
Head Count: 0
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
10 PM to 11 PM:
Why won't Tony A. yell at Kim for being an ass?
Nina Myers "quit being banished (exiled)"?
Why is that bitch, Zoe cheating on Wash? ::tear::
Are we really supposed to believe that Jack let Nina get the better of him?
Hand Count: 1
Head Count: 8. Poor dead ClAUdia.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: HAS ENDED! The bitch is BACK!
11 PM to 12 PM:
Jack kissing Nina..bleck!
What's with the flippy hair with bangs, SGDP? She looks like Elvira sittin' in that chair.
What happened to taking ClAUdia's body back to CTU?
This season could have ended if CTU had just listened to Gayelle!
Head Count: 0.
12 PM to 1 AM:
"Kidnapping is a felony!" - Kim. And she would know. Damn Bitch messing around in Chloe's buisness.
I find it rather convenient a man in a wheel chair drove over a little kid (in a car).
Head Count: 14. We love Ramon "Hardcore" Salazar but ::sniff:: his head a-splode. Poor Delta 3.
Tony A. should be back in the hospital. He's going crazy.
OMG, Jack's actually going to use the bathroom! But alas, of course not. Lies. All of it!
One word from Sergio and Jack's a dead man. Never trust an eight year old.
Ew, I wouldn't kiss that horse mouth on ClAUdia.
Who's this OTHER black man? What kind of ass story is this with Wayne and the gimp?
HowTF did Nina get out of custody?
Head Count: 0
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
10 PM to 11 PM:
Why won't Tony A. yell at Kim for being an ass?
Nina Myers "quit being banished (exiled)"?
Why is that bitch, Zoe cheating on Wash? ::tear::
Are we really supposed to believe that Jack let Nina get the better of him?
Hand Count: 1
Head Count: 8. Poor dead ClAUdia.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: HAS ENDED! The bitch is BACK!
11 PM to 12 PM:
Jack kissing Nina..bleck!
What's with the flippy hair with bangs, SGDP? She looks like Elvira sittin' in that chair.
What happened to taking ClAUdia's body back to CTU?
This season could have ended if CTU had just listened to Gayelle!
Head Count: 0.
12 PM to 1 AM:
"Kidnapping is a felony!" - Kim. And she would know. Damn Bitch messing around in Chloe's buisness.
I find it rather convenient a man in a wheel chair drove over a little kid (in a car).
Head Count: 14. We love Ramon "Hardcore" Salazar but ::sniff:: his head a-splode. Poor Delta 3.
Saturday, September 23, 2006
I Really Hate Those Biatches at Netflix
I cannot believe those MFs shipped disc 4 of 24 before they shipped 3.
*?@$?!!#!
*?@$?!!#!
A tous des Poulardes avec quatre jambes
SOMERSET, Pennsylvania (AP) -- -- Henrietta the chicken was living inconspicuously among 36,000 other birds at Brendle Farms for 18 months -- until a foreman noticed she had four legs.
"It's as healthy as the rest," the farm's owner, Mark Brendle, told The Daily American.
Brendle's 13-year-old daughter, Ashley, named the chicken Henrietta after the discovery Thursday. The bird has two normal front legs and, behind those, two more feet. They are of a similar size to her front legs but don't function. The chicken drags her extra feet behind her at the farm in in Somerset, Pennsylvania.
In 30 years of farming, Brendle said, he's never before seen a chicken with four legs.
There's no definitive reason why such deformities happen, said Cliff Thompson, a retired professor of genetics at the University of Pittsburgh at Johnstown. He said it could be an accident of development, akin to a sixth toe on a cat.
Brendle said he jokingly suggested to his family that it sell Henrietta in an Internet auction, but Ashley objected.
Copyright 2006 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.
I don't even have a real comment for this article other than ew.
Y&R
I know we all like to keep that we watch this show on the dl but being a staple of Trini viewing back in the day (even a displaced Trini such as myself knows that you just don't call people house from 12.30 PM to 1.30 PM Monday through Friday), I had to write about the assness that went down on yesterday's episode.
HOchie 1 called me up laughing hysterically. And here's why -
So Brad Carlton, yes the very same ugly Brad Carlton (but for some reason they all make it like he's hot...bleck) we all grew up watching has been for 20 years living the double life!
No surprise, right? Honestly that's what everyone does. Next they'll be telling you he's been playing his evil twin (unless that already happened).
Well. The biggest news this side of Genoa City:
BC's biggest secret is that he's...
JEWISH!
Take a moment to breathe.
And just because he put on his yarmulke don't mean you gotta be all racist, Victoria. Now she wants out of the marriage. Ah.
This show has reached its height of stupidity.
Let us end it now, much like John Abbot.
HOchie 1 called me up laughing hysterically. And here's why -
So Brad Carlton, yes the very same ugly Brad Carlton (but for some reason they all make it like he's hot...bleck) we all grew up watching has been for 20 years living the double life!
No surprise, right? Honestly that's what everyone does. Next they'll be telling you he's been playing his evil twin (unless that already happened).
Well. The biggest news this side of Genoa City:
BC's biggest secret is that he's...
JEWISH!
Take a moment to breathe.
And just because he put on his yarmulke don't mean you gotta be all racist, Victoria. Now she wants out of the marriage. Ah.
This show has reached its height of stupidity.
Let us end it now, much like John Abbot.
Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Equivalent Exchange
It's not often a show makes me teary. In fact, only two have. They're both anime because those Japanese are cold-hearted. They really know how to drive daggers into your heart and have no qualms about doing anything to do so. No character is ever safe in anime as I've discovered through my many years of watching the genre. Even though the characters are animated, a well-written show is a well-written show, regardless of what media format or style and it's very easy to hate and/or become attached to characters within any given series. Don't even get me started on people who think anime and video games are for children.
I digress.
I am known to many of my friends as the girl who traumatizes them by making them watch or play tear-jerker anime series or games. I am hated for it. And I'm proud of it.
After 51 episodes, I can finally do a little tribute to one of the best shows I have ever seen (and the second to make me teary): Full Metal Alchemist
Perhaps I should not have posted that I am hated for recommending sad anime to my friends but hey, at least you know it's quality stuff!
So what if almost every episode left even me mortified and tearing?!
The writing of this show was intricate with brilliantly created, well-developed characters.
While there are many characters and a lot of story to take in sometimes, everyone has their own little life that's worth something. Here's to my fools:
But ultimately, it all comes down to the Elric Brothers.
So young and curious:
Sometimes a tad bit ridiculous:
But together...always (that's right. Always!!!!!):
I love them.
Currently listening to: "Brothers" - by Michiru Oshima & BEPA, from the Full Metal Alchemist Soundtrack. This is perhaps the greatest and saddest of all theme songs. Damn this show and song...
Prosti menya, mladshiy brat!
Ya tak pred toboy vinovat.
Pyitatsya vernut' nyelzya
Togo, chto vzyala zyemlya.
I digress.
I am known to many of my friends as the girl who traumatizes them by making them watch or play tear-jerker anime series or games. I am hated for it. And I'm proud of it.
After 51 episodes, I can finally do a little tribute to one of the best shows I have ever seen (and the second to make me teary): Full Metal Alchemist
Perhaps I should not have posted that I am hated for recommending sad anime to my friends but hey, at least you know it's quality stuff!
So what if almost every episode left even me mortified and tearing?!
The writing of this show was intricate with brilliantly created, well-developed characters.
While there are many characters and a lot of story to take in sometimes, everyone has their own little life that's worth something. Here's to my fools:
But ultimately, it all comes down to the Elric Brothers.
So young and curious:
Sometimes a tad bit ridiculous:
But together...always (that's right. Always!!!!!):
I love them.
Currently listening to: "Brothers" - by Michiru Oshima & BEPA, from the Full Metal Alchemist Soundtrack. This is perhaps the greatest and saddest of all theme songs. Damn this show and song...
Prosti menya, mladshiy brat!
Ya tak pred toboy vinovat.
Pyitatsya vernut' nyelzya
Togo, chto vzyala zyemlya.
Hochie or 1's take on FMA - the saddest anime, after GOTF
Disk 13 - Episode 49:
Envy is hardcore. She kicked Wrath's little ass like nobody's business.
Gluttony. ugggh.
Goo'day Sensei. It's only a matter of time.
Winry could be a lot cuter but I kinda like her. What will she do when all the crap goes down? And that dog better shed up!
I hate this anime because it is so sad. Or 2 pisses me off forcing me to watch this. I am never watching another anime that she recommends. I should stick to the Sugar Plums.
WHOA! Rose is a fatty.
Ugghh, Gluttony is here again. Did he just clamp his mouth onto Ed's arm?! uggh. So he is sad that Lust is dead now but wait til he gets pissed off about it.
Equivalent Exchange is a childish theory? What the?!! MISLED!!!!!!!!! For a whole series. good grief.
Yowch?! "Yowch" is a bonafide translation?
And what is with the William Tell Overture?
Gee, that episode was boring.
Episode 50: Death
I hate eyes behind doors.
Poor dead soldiers. The Headcount will be high. Those fools will die Or 2. Just you wait.
Mustang = Moostang.
It is never fun when someone opens up their mouth and you get bullets in your face at that time. yuck. Your bitches are going to die Or 2. What kind of anime do you think this is? Snow Fairy?
You what what I hate? Decaying bodies?
NO!!! Don't eat Ed, Gluttony. Don't eat anyone. This whining biatch better stop carrying on about Lust. Oh, thanks Dante, bring Gluttony back to just being about his appetite. Way to go to make him forget about his sadness for Lust. LAME. ::Shiver::
Again with the Equivalent Exchange theory being crap. Why was I misled all this time? I blame Or 2.
If it is a childish theory then I too am alright being a child, Ed. But this world sucks if you can't do alchemy to save yourself.
The Fuhrer has to go down. and Moostang is the one to do it. But he may get a little ass-kicking first. It's alright, I don't really care for Roy anyway.
NOOOOOOOOOO. Why did they go there? Taking the form of Maes is cheapness.
Nice to stomp on Wrath when he jsut got his arm and leg pulled off and taken back.
HOLY CRAP! Why did Ed just get an arm through his chest and is now dead?
H.a.t.i.n.g. o.n. O.r. 2.. r.i.g.h.t. n.o.w... Asshattery all around.
I officially hate ENVY worst of all, even that Gluttony is nothing to me. AL do something. WAIT, WAIT, Gluttony is charging. I may still hate him the worst... uggh.
Gluttony is feasting on Al for some reason and I don't like it.
Oh Aru.
Hawkeye? Goo'day?
Goo'day Colonel Roy Mustang. Did you have to die?
Everyone dies. But apparently not Roy Moostang. He only keeds.
Where is AL? Al transmuted your dead body and now he is gone!!!!!
You know, this is sweetness... Dante being eaten by Gluttony.
Sensei alive? What a letdown. Weak.
You know I prefer Aru as a tin man.
We'll meet again Aru!!!
LE FIN.
Envy is hardcore. She kicked Wrath's little ass like nobody's business.
Gluttony. ugggh.
Goo'day Sensei. It's only a matter of time.
Winry could be a lot cuter but I kinda like her. What will she do when all the crap goes down? And that dog better shed up!
I hate this anime because it is so sad. Or 2 pisses me off forcing me to watch this. I am never watching another anime that she recommends. I should stick to the Sugar Plums.
WHOA! Rose is a fatty.
Ugghh, Gluttony is here again. Did he just clamp his mouth onto Ed's arm?! uggh. So he is sad that Lust is dead now but wait til he gets pissed off about it.
Equivalent Exchange is a childish theory? What the?!! MISLED!!!!!!!!! For a whole series. good grief.
Yowch?! "Yowch" is a bonafide translation?
And what is with the William Tell Overture?
Gee, that episode was boring.
Episode 50: Death
I hate eyes behind doors.
Poor dead soldiers. The Headcount will be high. Those fools will die Or 2. Just you wait.
Mustang = Moostang.
It is never fun when someone opens up their mouth and you get bullets in your face at that time. yuck. Your bitches are going to die Or 2. What kind of anime do you think this is? Snow Fairy?
You what what I hate? Decaying bodies?
NO!!! Don't eat Ed, Gluttony. Don't eat anyone. This whining biatch better stop carrying on about Lust. Oh, thanks Dante, bring Gluttony back to just being about his appetite. Way to go to make him forget about his sadness for Lust. LAME. ::Shiver::
Again with the Equivalent Exchange theory being crap. Why was I misled all this time? I blame Or 2.
If it is a childish theory then I too am alright being a child, Ed. But this world sucks if you can't do alchemy to save yourself.
The Fuhrer has to go down. and Moostang is the one to do it. But he may get a little ass-kicking first. It's alright, I don't really care for Roy anyway.
NOOOOOOOOOO. Why did they go there? Taking the form of Maes is cheapness.
Nice to stomp on Wrath when he jsut got his arm and leg pulled off and taken back.
HOLY CRAP! Why did Ed just get an arm through his chest and is now dead?
H.a.t.i.n.g. o.n. O.r. 2.. r.i.g.h.t. n.o.w... Asshattery all around.
I officially hate ENVY worst of all, even that Gluttony is nothing to me. AL do something. WAIT, WAIT, Gluttony is charging. I may still hate him the worst... uggh.
Gluttony is feasting on Al for some reason and I don't like it.
Oh Aru.
Hawkeye? Goo'day?
Goo'day Colonel Roy Mustang. Did you have to die?
Everyone dies. But apparently not Roy Moostang. He only keeds.
Where is AL? Al transmuted your dead body and now he is gone!!!!!
You know, this is sweetness... Dante being eaten by Gluttony.
Sensei alive? What a letdown. Weak.
You know I prefer Aru as a tin man.
We'll meet again Aru!!!
LE FIN.
Monday, September 18, 2006
This Better Pick Up Soon...5 PM to 9 PM S 3 The 24 H C
5 PM to 6 PM:
Russian Roulette is the worst game ever.
For some reason, there's something about that Chloe that I'm liking.
"She's so awkward, it's painful to watch." - HOchie 1.
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Head Count: 6
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
6 PM to 7 PM:
I wonder how much money they spend making this show...come now, a helicopter chase?!
I sure hope that helicopter falls on Chase.
President Palmer is drinking Fiji water! That water saved my life back at Ozzfest. Arsenic saves lives.
President Palmer! How could you authorize shooting down your bff?! if there's anyone who should be shot down, it should be Chappelle. And that asshat, Wayne.
You know, now's probably not a good time to tell Jack that he didn't HAVE to stick a needle in his arm.
Ok, so advice for all: Don't park your mustangs in open lots in HelL.A. because apparently it's easy as all heck to steal them. Who the hell leaves all the keys hanging around in the open like that?!
And that is reason 1007 to hate on the HelL.A.
Har Har moment in this episode: the 'hug' that Chappelle gave Michelle after hearing the good news that Tony A. was going to be alright.
Who Will Be Dead in the Near Future: Kyle. Another blonde doing a stupid thing but actually paying for it this time. Yay! Or is he? Why should this show change it's format? Another damned blonde is going to survive.
Jack is getting a little rest. Being knocked out is the best thing that could happen to that man in this show.
Head Count: 0
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
7 PM to 8 PM:
The best kind of Kim is one that has been duct taped.
"Umm, this Joaquim De Almeida (Salazar) ain't no damned Mexican Drug Lord! He's not even Mexican! He's Portugese!" - Me.
"Yeah. I was confused as to why he was even going to Mexico." - HOchie 1.
There was a quick shot of some woman on Salazar's plane and she looked like Janet Jackson. I was so confused.
"CTU is the worst division in history. There's always some kind of mole in there." - HOchie 1.
I guess we were wrong this time. Or were we? Hmmmm.
"He (Chase) looks like a white Laurence Fishburne." - Luis.
Head Count: 1. Another Pedro bites the dust.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
8 PM to 9 PM:
Once again, CTU makes an asshat out of Chappelle.
Here's what I'm not understanding. Why isn't that stupid Kim saying anything to Tony A. about that stupid Chase?
If it's not Kim's who's about to mess things up for CTU, then make it the man who looks like her. Stupid Chase.
WTF does this ClAUdia think she is?
President Palmer just got dumped. Another black man put down. By a white woman to boot. Sadness.
Stupid Salazars. They should stop messing around! I was so hoping Chase was dead.
Head Count: 2.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
And finally, it has come to our attention that the Giant Kitty had the original "Funk Chunk".
Quote of the day:
Me: Do you like Gael?
Mitch *Connors*: Where's he from?
HOchie 1: Trinidad
Mitch *Connors*: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. He does look like someone from Calabash Alley.
HOchie 1: Sugar Cane Arrows, Fool. Sugar Cane Arrows.
Russian Roulette is the worst game ever.
For some reason, there's something about that Chloe that I'm liking.
"She's so awkward, it's painful to watch." - HOchie 1.
Yeah, that's gotta be it.
Head Count: 6
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
6 PM to 7 PM:
I wonder how much money they spend making this show...come now, a helicopter chase?!
I sure hope that helicopter falls on Chase.
President Palmer is drinking Fiji water! That water saved my life back at Ozzfest. Arsenic saves lives.
President Palmer! How could you authorize shooting down your bff?! if there's anyone who should be shot down, it should be Chappelle. And that asshat, Wayne.
You know, now's probably not a good time to tell Jack that he didn't HAVE to stick a needle in his arm.
Ok, so advice for all: Don't park your mustangs in open lots in HelL.A. because apparently it's easy as all heck to steal them. Who the hell leaves all the keys hanging around in the open like that?!
And that is reason 1007 to hate on the HelL.A.
Har Har moment in this episode: the 'hug' that Chappelle gave Michelle after hearing the good news that Tony A. was going to be alright.
Who Will Be Dead in the Near Future: Kyle. Another blonde doing a stupid thing but actually paying for it this time. Yay! Or is he? Why should this show change it's format? Another damned blonde is going to survive.
Jack is getting a little rest. Being knocked out is the best thing that could happen to that man in this show.
Head Count: 0
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
7 PM to 8 PM:
The best kind of Kim is one that has been duct taped.
"Umm, this Joaquim De Almeida (Salazar) ain't no damned Mexican Drug Lord! He's not even Mexican! He's Portugese!" - Me.
"Yeah. I was confused as to why he was even going to Mexico." - HOchie 1.
There was a quick shot of some woman on Salazar's plane and she looked like Janet Jackson. I was so confused.
"CTU is the worst division in history. There's always some kind of mole in there." - HOchie 1.
I guess we were wrong this time. Or were we? Hmmmm.
"He (Chase) looks like a white Laurence Fishburne." - Luis.
Head Count: 1. Another Pedro bites the dust.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
8 PM to 9 PM:
Once again, CTU makes an asshat out of Chappelle.
Here's what I'm not understanding. Why isn't that stupid Kim saying anything to Tony A. about that stupid Chase?
If it's not Kim's who's about to mess things up for CTU, then make it the man who looks like her. Stupid Chase.
WTF does this ClAUdia think she is?
President Palmer just got dumped. Another black man put down. By a white woman to boot. Sadness.
Stupid Salazars. They should stop messing around! I was so hoping Chase was dead.
Head Count: 2.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0
And finally, it has come to our attention that the Giant Kitty had the original "Funk Chunk".
Quote of the day:
Me: Do you like Gael?
Mitch *Connors*: Where's he from?
HOchie 1: Trinidad
Mitch *Connors*: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. He does look like someone from Calabash Alley.
HOchie 1: Sugar Cane Arrows, Fool. Sugar Cane Arrows.
Friday, September 15, 2006
The Magical Animal
Pig Withstands Tasers, Cops on U.S. 41
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A pig withstood taser shots from police officers and eluded authorities for more than an hour after wandering onto Green Bay's major highway. The 150-pound pig was spotted by a passing driver on U.S. 41 at 6 p.m. Wednesday night, Green Bay Police Lt. Todd LePine said.
The animal reportedly went into traffic several times, creating a hazard, he said.
Officers located the pig about 7 p.m. and made two attempts to subdue it with a stun gun, he said, but it fled both times after pulling out the Taser probes.
A passerby who described himself as a former pig farmer tried to wrestle the animal, but the animal pulled away from him as well, LePine said.
Three tranquilizer darts were finally used to bring the pig under control, and it was placed in blanket and lifted into an animal control van, LePine said.
The animal was taken to the Bay Area Humane Shelter that evening. Police said a local attorney planned to claim the pig Thursday. The name of the pig's owner was not disclosed.
Any piggy that withstands tasers and is hardcore enough to pull the probes out of its body should live forever and not even be considered to be baconized.
Besides which, wouldn't tasering the piggy make the bacon hard? Hmmmm. Don't mess with the bacon. It's just downright sacrilegious.
And yes, the pig is a magical animal. Any animal that can give you such wonderful meats such as ham, porkchops and bacon is magical. Those are the greatest words Homer ever said.
Currently listening to: "Get Over It" by OK Go. By the way, I'm very upset with them. They announced their U.S. Tour Dates today and of course, (because why else would anything go right for me these days) I'll probably be in the U.K. on the day they're in my area.
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) -- A pig withstood taser shots from police officers and eluded authorities for more than an hour after wandering onto Green Bay's major highway. The 150-pound pig was spotted by a passing driver on U.S. 41 at 6 p.m. Wednesday night, Green Bay Police Lt. Todd LePine said.
The animal reportedly went into traffic several times, creating a hazard, he said.
Officers located the pig about 7 p.m. and made two attempts to subdue it with a stun gun, he said, but it fled both times after pulling out the Taser probes.
A passerby who described himself as a former pig farmer tried to wrestle the animal, but the animal pulled away from him as well, LePine said.
Three tranquilizer darts were finally used to bring the pig under control, and it was placed in blanket and lifted into an animal control van, LePine said.
The animal was taken to the Bay Area Humane Shelter that evening. Police said a local attorney planned to claim the pig Thursday. The name of the pig's owner was not disclosed.
Any piggy that withstands tasers and is hardcore enough to pull the probes out of its body should live forever and not even be considered to be baconized.
Besides which, wouldn't tasering the piggy make the bacon hard? Hmmmm. Don't mess with the bacon. It's just downright sacrilegious.
And yes, the pig is a magical animal. Any animal that can give you such wonderful meats such as ham, porkchops and bacon is magical. Those are the greatest words Homer ever said.
Currently listening to: "Get Over It" by OK Go. By the way, I'm very upset with them. They announced their U.S. Tour Dates today and of course, (because why else would anything go right for me these days) I'll probably be in the U.K. on the day they're in my area.
Thursday, September 14, 2006
Season 3 (The Ugly Season & The How Many Times Is Sherry's Name Mentioned Season) of the 24 Head Count: 1 PM to 4 PM
1 PM to 2 PM:
"Ok, that Chase can't be with Kim because he looks like her." - HOchie 1.
Exactly what is Kim doing working at CTU? What skills does Kim have?
And who is this asshole Adam? You know you probably shouldn't mess with Kim though because Jack did turn her into a murderer.
Why aren't things working out with Kate?! She survives Season 2 only to be assed out by Jack and his love of the drugs? For shame. That is the worst way to go.
I love how they set up the hours in the day. The virus is programmed much like the show, it'll take 24 hours to do it's buisness. Funny guys. Funny.
This Wayne character may be the male version of SGDP.
What's up with people's noses this season?
For something new, here's the 24 'analyst' line:
Jamie (dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk) -> Paula (dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but hopefully bitch slapped by Tony A. and Michelle before being tossed to the ugly Su Lin panda in the zoo for a 5 PM feeding) -> Adam (already on the 'who everyone would like to see dead in the near future' list) -> Chloe (already had her ass handed to her by Jack).
President Palmer's new girlfriend ain't got no flava'.
"This show acts under the guise of advancing minorities but it deals in stereotypes and crap!" - HOchie 1.
"It's taking us back centuries!" - Mitch *Connors*.
"Just like Survivor!!!!" - Me.
"For someone who's addicted to drugs, he could be a lot thinner." - HOchie 1.
We don't like this heroin Jack.
Head Count: 2 + 1 truckload full of people.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
OMG! There's an Anise working at CTU!!!!!
Good going, Kim. Go ahead and tell Jack that you're dating Chase so when Chase gets killed, you'll have only yourself to blame. You know that anyone who gets close to Jack gets offed!
The new fantastic line that will be used by all when they do not want to be accused of getting their way via shady dealings - "I'm not talking about pulling a Sherry and stealing it."
"Shut up, stupid!" - Jack. Ahahahahahaha. That's the kind of thing I say to people all the time.
I like how Jack has other people extracting information for him. That's power.
What's up with Ann? Is she BFF's with SGDP?!
Head Count: 1.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
3 PM to 4 PM:
I'm loving how instead of giving Tony A. his name in the 'previously on 24' they give him the title of "Counter Terrorist Unit".
Can't a man shoot up some heroin in the privacy of his van before he goes out in the field on his federal agent type buisness?
Who the hell leaves a fan on the floor? That fan is in on the plan to release and spread the virus through Kyle's door! Stupid fan.
Head Count: 1.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2
4 PM to 5 PM:
Watching 24 on the laptop and trying to blog doesn't work out.
Head Count: 0.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2.
"Ok, that Chase can't be with Kim because he looks like her." - HOchie 1.
Exactly what is Kim doing working at CTU? What skills does Kim have?
And who is this asshole Adam? You know you probably shouldn't mess with Kim though because Jack did turn her into a murderer.
Why aren't things working out with Kate?! She survives Season 2 only to be assed out by Jack and his love of the drugs? For shame. That is the worst way to go.
I love how they set up the hours in the day. The virus is programmed much like the show, it'll take 24 hours to do it's buisness. Funny guys. Funny.
This Wayne character may be the male version of SGDP.
What's up with people's noses this season?
For something new, here's the 24 'analyst' line:
Jamie (dead) -> Milo (whereabouts unknown but possibly in some hot milk) -> Paula (dead) -> Carrie (whereabouts unknown but hopefully bitch slapped by Tony A. and Michelle before being tossed to the ugly Su Lin panda in the zoo for a 5 PM feeding) -> Adam (already on the 'who everyone would like to see dead in the near future' list) -> Chloe (already had her ass handed to her by Jack).
President Palmer's new girlfriend ain't got no flava'.
"This show acts under the guise of advancing minorities but it deals in stereotypes and crap!" - HOchie 1.
"It's taking us back centuries!" - Mitch *Connors*.
"Just like Survivor!!!!" - Me.
"For someone who's addicted to drugs, he could be a lot thinner." - HOchie 1.
We don't like this heroin Jack.
Head Count: 2 + 1 truckload full of people.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
OMG! There's an Anise working at CTU!!!!!
Good going, Kim. Go ahead and tell Jack that you're dating Chase so when Chase gets killed, you'll have only yourself to blame. You know that anyone who gets close to Jack gets offed!
The new fantastic line that will be used by all when they do not want to be accused of getting their way via shady dealings - "I'm not talking about pulling a Sherry and stealing it."
"Shut up, stupid!" - Jack. Ahahahahahaha. That's the kind of thing I say to people all the time.
I like how Jack has other people extracting information for him. That's power.
What's up with Ann? Is she BFF's with SGDP?!
Head Count: 1.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 1
3 PM to 4 PM:
I'm loving how instead of giving Tony A. his name in the 'previously on 24' they give him the title of "Counter Terrorist Unit".
Can't a man shoot up some heroin in the privacy of his van before he goes out in the field on his federal agent type buisness?
Who the hell leaves a fan on the floor? That fan is in on the plan to release and spread the virus through Kyle's door! Stupid fan.
Head Count: 1.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2
4 PM to 5 PM:
Watching 24 on the laptop and trying to blog doesn't work out.
Head Count: 0.
The Sherry Name Drop Count: 2.
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