Because then they too could have joined the 50 who protested the scientists' decision - making the grand total of 51:
From an ITV Interview with my Matt from MUSE:
Rumour has it you're fascinated by space. Is that true?
I think everyone is. I think most people think about what is out there and everyone has a curiosity about the unknown.
So what do you make of what's happened to Pluto?
We've been on tour so I don't know. What has happened?
It's been downgraded - it's not a planet anymore…
So what is it?
A Pluton…
That's a bit sad really – it's like the Universe is shrinking.
Ok Matt, there's no more Universe. If Pluto's not a planet, then it's all gone to hell.
But I don't blame you, Matt, for being a tad bit special. Like me, I'm sure the change in Discovery Channel's programming has made you burdened with stoopid as well. "Entertain Your Brain", what kind of slogan is that?! I blame the Discovery Channel for my lack of knowledge about the important things. I used to be smarter than I am now. Curses!
Currently Listening To: "Moth" by Audioslave. I can't say much about this album yet because on first quick listen I was not incredibly impressed. It's going to have to simmer. I'm not ready to give it a real good listen yet because I've been stuck on OK Go. This track has a really good sound though and not even a major guitar solo. Tom?! WDA?!
And now listening to (because the title is so fitting): "Shrinking Universe" by Muse. Har Har.
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Saturday, September 09, 2006
The End of the Lazy Season (S 2: 4 AM to 8 AM. The 24 HC)
4 AM to 5 AM:
We're too stressed to say anything about this episode save this one thing:
The Cabinet is full of bastards!
and this:
THAT SHERRY GD PALMER!!!!!
Head Count: 1. The President is down. It should be 8 for the Cabinet who voted against him.
5 AM to 6 AM:
This is what we like to see - Jack roughing up the SGDP.
"There was no need to kill him. Jack is just a hater." - Mitch *Connors*.
Award for best scene: ::stab:: "Help me!" - SGDP, followed by Jack running off, ignoring her ass.
I love that Jack.
Head Count: 2. Jack just made a murderer out of his daughter.
6 AM to 7 AM:
Hang in there Alex!
uhh... Head Count: 2 - Poor dead Alex.
But what was up with that cheesy music.
7 AM to 8 AM:
Finally, Mike's taking charge. Geez, I thought I had to add him to the list of 'who i'd like to see dead in the near future'.
Ahahahaha, just what we like to see - Chappelle being made into an assbitch.
And what we love to see: Jack pulling guns on people and then thanking them.
Marie looks like Hannibal or a Zombie. "Grrr..Arrgh"?
Oh Jack and his heart condition. Is he going to die at the end of this season?! Again?! ::tear::
Exactly where is the wire on Sherry GD Palmer? Did it go the way of the gold watch and Christopher Walken?
Damn that SGDP can run! But oh please, you're letting a litle stab slow you down? Jack's heart is on the verge of collapse and he's still running faster than you are, not to mention kicking some dude's ass! Though he does have the advantage of being Batman going for him...
CTU does not stand for "Counter Terrorist Unit" as previously thought. It's actually "Can't Turn Up...(on time)". Way to swarm the place AFTER all the work has been done, CTU. Way to go.
WhoTF is Mack?
Head Count: 7. Mike is down and out.
The cellphone quote of the day: "I may be interrupting many cell phone calls on 24." - Merry Mesmer, after IM-ing us.
We're too stressed to say anything about this episode save this one thing:
The Cabinet is full of bastards!
and this:
THAT SHERRY GD PALMER!!!!!
Head Count: 1. The President is down. It should be 8 for the Cabinet who voted against him.
5 AM to 6 AM:
This is what we like to see - Jack roughing up the SGDP.
"There was no need to kill him. Jack is just a hater." - Mitch *Connors*.
Award for best scene: ::stab:: "Help me!" - SGDP, followed by Jack running off, ignoring her ass.
I love that Jack.
Head Count: 2. Jack just made a murderer out of his daughter.
6 AM to 7 AM:
Hang in there Alex!
uhh... Head Count: 2 - Poor dead Alex.
But what was up with that cheesy music.
7 AM to 8 AM:
Finally, Mike's taking charge. Geez, I thought I had to add him to the list of 'who i'd like to see dead in the near future'.
Ahahahaha, just what we like to see - Chappelle being made into an assbitch.
And what we love to see: Jack pulling guns on people and then thanking them.
Marie looks like Hannibal or a Zombie. "Grrr..Arrgh"?
Oh Jack and his heart condition. Is he going to die at the end of this season?! Again?! ::tear::
Exactly where is the wire on Sherry GD Palmer? Did it go the way of the gold watch and Christopher Walken?
Damn that SGDP can run! But oh please, you're letting a litle stab slow you down? Jack's heart is on the verge of collapse and he's still running faster than you are, not to mention kicking some dude's ass! Though he does have the advantage of being Batman going for him...
CTU does not stand for "Counter Terrorist Unit" as previously thought. It's actually "Can't Turn Up...(on time)". Way to swarm the place AFTER all the work has been done, CTU. Way to go.
WhoTF is Mack?
Head Count: 7. Mike is down and out.
The cellphone quote of the day: "I may be interrupting many cell phone calls on 24." - Merry Mesmer, after IM-ing us.
Reminiscing
I happened upon Knight Rider this morning as I was flipping channels. I don't have a crush on David Hasselhoff despite what Mitch *Connors* may think but I did love Kitt.
Until now.
"Hey, what's that cheesey music Kitt is playing? Kitt's not holding his lane either! And what the...a tape deck?! He should have been rockin' an ipod since way back in '87! WDA! Did Kitt just diss NY?!" - Me.
Yeah man, now it's on. For a technologically advanced auto, you're telling me he didn't have an ipod?! Tch.
And hence the reason I always liked Carr better. I'm sure Carr had a special edition U2 Ipod installed and tore up the streets of NY while rockin' some Rage Against the Machine.
Having enough of Kitt's crap for crap, I switched over and came across Highway To Heaven.
Ahhh, I was remembering the good times until reality hit.
"Hey, this Highway to Heaven is sounding a little preachy." - Me.
SWITCH.
So now I'm watching Danny Phantom. While it's a little preachy itself, the pretty colours, witty dialog and cuteness of the DP makes me forget all that.
A few other things I wanted to give quick mention to:
The Keane debacle continues. They've cancelled their US Tour due to lead singer Tom's rehabilitation.
On Guinea Pigs: A gross misuse of the term 'pig' because if I can't get pork out of those little bitches, then what's the point?
And the new WTF is WDA. Because sometimes you need a little "Wat de ass" in your conversation.
Velociraptors - special or smart? I've learnt that food came first on their killing agenda so nevermind a scenario of say - a brush fire surrounds them while munching on some Triceratops prey, leading to their imminent death. Whatever. At least they ensured that they were well-fed before death. That's how I'd like to go.
Special animals need the most love and that's why I love them the most. Even if they are furry.
Despite it's candy taste, you shouldn't guzzle smirnoffs like you would Dr. Peppers. Oooo, headachey.
Until now.
"Hey, what's that cheesey music Kitt is playing? Kitt's not holding his lane either! And what the...a tape deck?! He should have been rockin' an ipod since way back in '87! WDA! Did Kitt just diss NY?!" - Me.
Yeah man, now it's on. For a technologically advanced auto, you're telling me he didn't have an ipod?! Tch.
And hence the reason I always liked Carr better. I'm sure Carr had a special edition U2 Ipod installed and tore up the streets of NY while rockin' some Rage Against the Machine.
Having enough of Kitt's crap for crap, I switched over and came across Highway To Heaven.
Ahhh, I was remembering the good times until reality hit.
"Hey, this Highway to Heaven is sounding a little preachy." - Me.
SWITCH.
So now I'm watching Danny Phantom. While it's a little preachy itself, the pretty colours, witty dialog and cuteness of the DP makes me forget all that.
A few other things I wanted to give quick mention to:
The Keane debacle continues. They've cancelled their US Tour due to lead singer Tom's rehabilitation.
On Guinea Pigs: A gross misuse of the term 'pig' because if I can't get pork out of those little bitches, then what's the point?
And the new WTF is WDA. Because sometimes you need a little "Wat de ass" in your conversation.
Velociraptors - special or smart? I've learnt that food came first on their killing agenda so nevermind a scenario of say - a brush fire surrounds them while munching on some Triceratops prey, leading to their imminent death. Whatever. At least they ensured that they were well-fed before death. That's how I'd like to go.
Special animals need the most love and that's why I love them the most. Even if they are furry.
Despite it's candy taste, you shouldn't guzzle smirnoffs like you would Dr. Peppers. Oooo, headachey.
Friday, September 08, 2006
Finally, I can blog on 24 again (The HC S 2: 12 AM to 4 AM)
Stupid Netflix and their staggering of my dvd shipments!
12 AM to 1 AM:
Well, let's see. You just tell Kate the world can be plunged into WWIII but it's all dependent on you if that goes down, do you honestly think she's going to say she won't help you?!
But Jack Bauer saved my life twice! Of course I base my entire decision on what he says. Jack Bauer's bitches: Char Kar, Or 2 and President Palmer.
Ahhh, two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. Muwahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, Tony A. Could you have a bigger wrist watch? What do you need that for anyway? Isn't there a clock on this show at every minute?
Winner of the Worst Actress Award: Mrs. Garcia, wife of the guy who held up the convenience store and killed the owner.
What's this District everyone keeps talking about?
Head Count - 1
1 AM to 2 AM:
Who The HOchies would like to see dead in the near future: Carrie but not before a good bitch slap.
"Tony A., what's up with you liking the women who are all over Jack? You want to BE Jack!" - HOchie 1.
Awwwwwww, only two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. waaaauuugggghhhhhhhhhh.
"I like those smoke things." - HOchie 1.
"Tear gas?" - Me.
"Yeah." - HOchie 1.
"Look Earl, pretty gas...my eyes are burning...pretty gas." - Randy.
What kind of lame, easy escape is that for Kim? LAME!
Head Count: 7.1 - .1 for Miguel's .1 of a leg.
2 AM to 3 AM:
"That 24 music sounds like the Batman music. Wait, it...all makes...sense now. Jack Bauer is Batman!" - HOchie 1.
Ewww! Naked and vomiting. This is not how we like to see Jack's ass! Not in this kind of situation! Ewwwwwwww. And what exactly is he puking up? He hasn't eaten since before 8 AM.
Apparently Jack's not the only one good at extracting information. The leader of the "Chip Troop" is doing a fine job. Perhaps I can be his bitch as well?
This whole Danny story that Michelle just laid down is crap. I believe that both Danny and Carrie were to blame.
Reasons why Tony A. and Michelle shouldn't be together: Danny. Why would Tony A. want to deal with that crazy ass? Perhaps, craziness runs in the family.
I might vomit up my chinese food from this horrible Tony A. and Michelle scene. And this is why this is the lazy season. That 2 minute footage was unnecessary.
I don't know what to say about Mike. Whhhhyyyhhhyyyyy. Stupid ass!
Head Count - 1 - Jack is D-E-A-D. Dead.
3 AM to 4 AM:
15 minutes before the last of the "Chip Troop" dies. Jack has enough time to put some pants on before extracting information.
That Chappelle is a real ass.
Head Count - 6. Poor Lynn looks like a chalk drawing but she's 'not dead yet'. Not true for poor Yusef. =( Did in by a bunch of hicks.
12 AM to 1 AM:
Well, let's see. You just tell Kate the world can be plunged into WWIII but it's all dependent on you if that goes down, do you honestly think she's going to say she won't help you?!
But Jack Bauer saved my life twice! Of course I base my entire decision on what he says. Jack Bauer's bitches: Char Kar, Or 2 and President Palmer.
Ahhh, two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. Muwahahahahahahahahaha.
Damn, Tony A. Could you have a bigger wrist watch? What do you need that for anyway? Isn't there a clock on this show at every minute?
Winner of the Worst Actress Award: Mrs. Garcia, wife of the guy who held up the convenience store and killed the owner.
What's this District everyone keeps talking about?
Head Count - 1
1 AM to 2 AM:
Who The HOchies would like to see dead in the near future: Carrie but not before a good bitch slap.
"Tony A., what's up with you liking the women who are all over Jack? You want to BE Jack!" - HOchie 1.
Awwwwwww, only two more years of Michelle and her asshattery. Then boom. Goo'day Michelle. waaaauuugggghhhhhhhhhh.
"I like those smoke things." - HOchie 1.
"Tear gas?" - Me.
"Yeah." - HOchie 1.
"Look Earl, pretty gas...my eyes are burning...pretty gas." - Randy.
What kind of lame, easy escape is that for Kim? LAME!
Head Count: 7.1 - .1 for Miguel's .1 of a leg.
2 AM to 3 AM:
"That 24 music sounds like the Batman music. Wait, it...all makes...sense now. Jack Bauer is Batman!" - HOchie 1.
Ewww! Naked and vomiting. This is not how we like to see Jack's ass! Not in this kind of situation! Ewwwwwwww. And what exactly is he puking up? He hasn't eaten since before 8 AM.
Apparently Jack's not the only one good at extracting information. The leader of the "Chip Troop" is doing a fine job. Perhaps I can be his bitch as well?
This whole Danny story that Michelle just laid down is crap. I believe that both Danny and Carrie were to blame.
Reasons why Tony A. and Michelle shouldn't be together: Danny. Why would Tony A. want to deal with that crazy ass? Perhaps, craziness runs in the family.
I might vomit up my chinese food from this horrible Tony A. and Michelle scene. And this is why this is the lazy season. That 2 minute footage was unnecessary.
I don't know what to say about Mike. Whhhhyyyhhhyyyyy. Stupid ass!
Head Count - 1 - Jack is D-E-A-D. Dead.
3 AM to 4 AM:
15 minutes before the last of the "Chip Troop" dies. Jack has enough time to put some pants on before extracting information.
That Chappelle is a real ass.
Head Count - 6. Poor Lynn looks like a chalk drawing but she's 'not dead yet'. Not true for poor Yusef. =( Did in by a bunch of hicks.
Monday, September 04, 2006
Zarnyx
Inked and WACOM-ed with:
Currently listening to: "It's a Disaster" by Ok Go. I'm so in love with this band right now. They're very 80's sounding at times and I can probably tell you what songs some of theirs sound like that have been done before. For the example, "A Million Ways" sounds a bit "I Can Never Be Your Woman" by White Town. However, their seemingly great personalities and hilarious videos are making me forgive them. They're just fun.
Currently listening to: "It's a Disaster" by Ok Go. I'm so in love with this band right now. They're very 80's sounding at times and I can probably tell you what songs some of theirs sound like that have been done before. For the example, "A Million Ways" sounds a bit "I Can Never Be Your Woman" by White Town. However, their seemingly great personalities and hilarious videos are making me forgive them. They're just fun.
One of the Good Steves Is Gone
SYDNEY, Australia (CNN) -- Steve Irwin, the enthusiastic "Crocodile Hunter" who enthralled audiences around the world with his wildlife adventures, died Monday morning after being stung by a stingray while shooting a TV program off Australia's north coast.
Media reports say Irwin was snorkeling at Batt Reef, a part of the Great Barrier Reef about 9 miles (about 15 kilometers) from the town of Port Douglas, when the incident happened.
Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb that pierced his chest, according to Cairns police sources.
Irwin was in the area to film pieces for a show called "The Ocean's Deadliest" with Philippe Cousteau, grandson of Jacques, according to Irwin's manager and friend John Stainton. But weather had prevented the crew from doing work for that program, Stainton said, so Irwin decided to do some softer features for a new children's TV show he was doing with his daughter, Bindi.
"He came over the top of a stingray that was buried in the sand, and the barb came up and hit him in the chest," Stainton said.
Copyright 2006 CNN. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Associated Press contributed to this report.
R.I.P. Steve Irwin. ='(
And that stupid Cathy in NJ, whoever you are, who said that Steve Irwin thrived off agitating animals and that you hope there is a lesson in his the tragedy of his death - Cathy, you're an ass.
Media reports say Irwin was snorkeling at Batt Reef, a part of the Great Barrier Reef about 9 miles (about 15 kilometers) from the town of Port Douglas, when the incident happened.
Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb that pierced his chest, according to Cairns police sources.
Irwin was in the area to film pieces for a show called "The Ocean's Deadliest" with Philippe Cousteau, grandson of Jacques, according to Irwin's manager and friend John Stainton. But weather had prevented the crew from doing work for that program, Stainton said, so Irwin decided to do some softer features for a new children's TV show he was doing with his daughter, Bindi.
"He came over the top of a stingray that was buried in the sand, and the barb came up and hit him in the chest," Stainton said.
Copyright 2006 CNN. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Associated Press contributed to this report.
R.I.P. Steve Irwin. ='(
And that stupid Cathy in NJ, whoever you are, who said that Steve Irwin thrived off agitating animals and that you hope there is a lesson in his the tragedy of his death - Cathy, you're an ass.
Saturday, September 02, 2006
S 2 24 HC: 8 PM to 12 PM - Starring...
Kim, as Filler Bunny!
8 PM to 9 PM:
Forget the mountain lion, Kim should be scared of Kevin Dillon.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Lynn.
Head Count - 6.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) is getting a pretty good run on this show as a guest star. Even the LDP got less screen time. It's only a matter of time.
Here we go again, Sherry with the "I was only doing it to protect you" speech. She gives the same speech every damned season?
In the great words of Char Kar: "I love it when Jack 'extracts' information." And that is one of the reasons why Char Kar is Jack Bauer's bitch and it's one of the reasons why I'm also becoming one. But let it be known I was always Keifer's bitch, ever since The Lost Boys.
"More important than your life and mine. ::Bang:: Ow! My arm!" - Marie Warner. That my friends, is the most un-hardcore, classic speech eva'.
"I'm not afraid to die..." - Marie.
"But I am not okay with a bullet in my arm." - Me.
I predict Tony A.'s going to be caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Michelle & new girl who replaced Paula.
Tony A.'s moving up in the world! Promotion by way of Plutonium Poisoning! It's almost as if he planned it or something...
His speech, however, was rather weak and went on for too long. People we have a bomb to find.
Oh and it's cougars. Not mountain lions.
Head Count - 1.
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking the desert option. You all know how I hate me a desert. Toss that bomb out there. But please, let us have a moment of silence for the Geckos and the Cactuars.
And done.
The President is very attached to Jack. ::sniff:: So am I. So am I.
Jack is attached to George.
But I'm even more attached to George!!!! George, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But make sure your dying ass does this right.
Who I Would Like To Bitch Slap in the Near Future: Beetchie, for always calling me during 24 and trying her best at interrupting the quota.
Head Count - 1. Worst death ever. All hail George.
11 PM to 12 PM:
"Tony A. is a slave driver. He's the worst CTU Director ever. 'Don't mourn. Don't rest.' Rise up against Tony A., my CTU Brethren. Rise up." - HOchie 1.
If Michelle doesn't watch it, things with Tony A. will turn out a like so:
Carrie 1
Michelle 0
A sniper on the roof, eh? Where is Sherry Goddamn Palmer?!
It's only been a little over an hour and already the power's going to Tony A.'s head.
And that's why Jack broke your foot.
Head Count - 1.
8 PM to 9 PM:
Forget the mountain lion, Kim should be scared of Kevin Dillon.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Lynn.
Head Count - 6.
9 PM to 10 PM:
Jin (Daniel Dae Kim) is getting a pretty good run on this show as a guest star. Even the LDP got less screen time. It's only a matter of time.
Here we go again, Sherry with the "I was only doing it to protect you" speech. She gives the same speech every damned season?
In the great words of Char Kar: "I love it when Jack 'extracts' information." And that is one of the reasons why Char Kar is Jack Bauer's bitch and it's one of the reasons why I'm also becoming one. But let it be known I was always Keifer's bitch, ever since The Lost Boys.
"More important than your life and mine. ::Bang:: Ow! My arm!" - Marie Warner. That my friends, is the most un-hardcore, classic speech eva'.
"I'm not afraid to die..." - Marie.
"But I am not okay with a bullet in my arm." - Me.
I predict Tony A.'s going to be caught in the middle of a bitch fight between Michelle & new girl who replaced Paula.
Tony A.'s moving up in the world! Promotion by way of Plutonium Poisoning! It's almost as if he planned it or something...
His speech, however, was rather weak and went on for too long. People we have a bomb to find.
Oh and it's cougars. Not mountain lions.
Head Count - 1.
10 PM to 11 PM:
I'm liking the desert option. You all know how I hate me a desert. Toss that bomb out there. But please, let us have a moment of silence for the Geckos and the Cactuars.
And done.
The President is very attached to Jack. ::sniff:: So am I. So am I.
Jack is attached to George.
But I'm even more attached to George!!!! George, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. But make sure your dying ass does this right.
Who I Would Like To Bitch Slap in the Near Future: Beetchie, for always calling me during 24 and trying her best at interrupting the quota.
Head Count - 1. Worst death ever. All hail George.
11 PM to 12 PM:
"Tony A. is a slave driver. He's the worst CTU Director ever. 'Don't mourn. Don't rest.' Rise up against Tony A., my CTU Brethren. Rise up." - HOchie 1.
If Michelle doesn't watch it, things with Tony A. will turn out a like so:
Carrie 1
Michelle 0
A sniper on the roof, eh? Where is Sherry Goddamn Palmer?!
It's only been a little over an hour and already the power's going to Tony A.'s head.
And that's why Jack broke your foot.
Head Count - 1.
Friday, September 01, 2006
Things This Week - The HOchies Look Back.
It's the first day of September. It feels like Fall and as far as I'm concerned Summer is over because if I can break out my England Track Top, then you know it's cold as all hell.
Here are some random things that we observed this week. I don't know what this has to do with the beginning of September either but whatever:
1. We now know why Asians carry messenger bags. The reason is that it's the perfect way to hide your assback. Hey, that's why I do it.
2. OMG, it was the best concert I've been to!!!! Jessica Simpson rocked! Aha. And if you asshats (who know me) believed that story then you're drinking too much carib or milk or not eating enough famous amos cookies or getting enough rest from long days of puppy care-taking. We walked by JS on our way to work today. And as expected, it was horrible. And hmmm, for someone who has had laryngitis all week she sounded pretty processed. Could it be there was some sort of lip sync action going on?! Preposterous!
3. Cold Case:
Does anyone else notice the apatosaurus skeleton in the back? Don't forget, 'brontosaurus' it is not, as that term is no longer used for that genus of dinosaur. Yes, like the dinosaurs, that term is dead. Har Har. Am I a nerd? Yes. But honestly, is that REALLY an apatosaurus? Meh, beats me. Anthropology wasn't all it was cracked up to be and that's why I didn't minor or major in it.
But getting back to the point of this story - that is one really cold case to be solved.
4. And finally, we are wrapping up Lenny Week. I hope you all went out there bare-backed with your old ladies and had good times. I know the Original Lenny did.
Here are some random things that we observed this week. I don't know what this has to do with the beginning of September either but whatever:
1. We now know why Asians carry messenger bags. The reason is that it's the perfect way to hide your assback. Hey, that's why I do it.
2. OMG, it was the best concert I've been to!!!! Jessica Simpson rocked! Aha. And if you asshats (who know me) believed that story then you're drinking too much carib or milk or not eating enough famous amos cookies or getting enough rest from long days of puppy care-taking. We walked by JS on our way to work today. And as expected, it was horrible. And hmmm, for someone who has had laryngitis all week she sounded pretty processed. Could it be there was some sort of lip sync action going on?! Preposterous!
3. Cold Case:
Does anyone else notice the apatosaurus skeleton in the back? Don't forget, 'brontosaurus' it is not, as that term is no longer used for that genus of dinosaur. Yes, like the dinosaurs, that term is dead. Har Har. Am I a nerd? Yes. But honestly, is that REALLY an apatosaurus? Meh, beats me. Anthropology wasn't all it was cracked up to be and that's why I didn't minor or major in it.
But getting back to the point of this story - that is one really cold case to be solved.
4. And finally, we are wrapping up Lenny Week. I hope you all went out there bare-backed with your old ladies and had good times. I know the Original Lenny did.
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
Hacksaws and Powersaws. (S 2 The 24 HC: 4 PM to 8 PM)
4 PM to 8 PM:
"Swearing on the lives of your children?" Damn Sherry... that's harsh coming from you.
"I'm sorry George" - Tony A.
"Me too." - George
"Awwww, we are too...:sniff tear::" - The HOchies.
Miguel is a wuss. And a very bad actor. But he can kung fu like nobody's business.
OHHHHHHHHH, WRONG!!!!!!!!!! What's up with the free use of power saws and hacksaws this season?!
I don't know why Kim is so stoopid. Even if Megan moves to Santa Barbara which is 'more like 100 miles' out of HelL.A., don't you think the fallout would kill her ass in an even more painful way?
"See what happens when you're jealous of your younger sister getting married and you snoop around?" - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 7
5 PM to 6 PM:
More on George -
"Dead Man Walking." - HOchie 1.
"Nooooo." - Me.
"He's a dead man walking. I'm just telling you like it is." - HOchie 1.
What's up with the CIA having beef with the CTU and vice versa?
Ooooo, Sherry that coral snake. She's smooth at working her way back into the Administration. Oooooo. Don't fall for it President Palmer!
Ew! Tony A. and Michelle! That was the worst exchange ever! Bleck! Can't wait for Michelle to bite the dust because I know Tony's not going for another 3 years. I'm hoping any moment now for Michelle to go...yes...
Head Count: 2. Why'd that Marie have to take out the poor black man? Never trust a blonde.
6 PM to 8 PM:
That damned Marie is a terrorist. First she terrorized HOchie 1 by eating her European chocolate then she shoots her fiance for finding out about her terrorist plots. Perhaps I could be talking about the wrong Marie in the first instance or am I?
"Didn't Jack learn in the first season? First you send in a woman with Alexis to do recon. but she went crazy and stabbed him. Now you sending in Kate to do recon in the Mosque. Tsk Tsk." - HOchie 1.
Oh Jack, always sending a blonde in to die for the greater good. Good job.
What happened to keeping the conversation one-sided, Jack?
The things terrorists will do to get into lockers. Ew.
Head Count: 2.
7 PM to 8 PM:
WhoTF is Murdock? And where's Milo?! But ohhh, his computer is quite stylish. So, who's Milo again?
"I know what happened to Milo..." - HOchie 1.
"He got put into hot milk?!" - Me.
"No!" - HOchie 1.
"I like Milo. And Ovaltine. And Horlicks." - HOchie 1.
That was one stupid mountain lion. A free meal out of Kim and it did nothing. Tch.
Head Count: 0.
"Swearing on the lives of your children?" Damn Sherry... that's harsh coming from you.
"I'm sorry George" - Tony A.
"Me too." - George
"Awwww, we are too...:sniff tear::" - The HOchies.
Miguel is a wuss. And a very bad actor. But he can kung fu like nobody's business.
OHHHHHHHHH, WRONG!!!!!!!!!! What's up with the free use of power saws and hacksaws this season?!
I don't know why Kim is so stoopid. Even if Megan moves to Santa Barbara which is 'more like 100 miles' out of HelL.A., don't you think the fallout would kill her ass in an even more painful way?
"See what happens when you're jealous of your younger sister getting married and you snoop around?" - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 7
5 PM to 6 PM:
More on George -
"Dead Man Walking." - HOchie 1.
"Nooooo." - Me.
"He's a dead man walking. I'm just telling you like it is." - HOchie 1.
What's up with the CIA having beef with the CTU and vice versa?
Ooooo, Sherry that coral snake. She's smooth at working her way back into the Administration. Oooooo. Don't fall for it President Palmer!
Ew! Tony A. and Michelle! That was the worst exchange ever! Bleck! Can't wait for Michelle to bite the dust because I know Tony's not going for another 3 years. I'm hoping any moment now for Michelle to go...yes...
Head Count: 2. Why'd that Marie have to take out the poor black man? Never trust a blonde.
6 PM to 8 PM:
That damned Marie is a terrorist. First she terrorized HOchie 1 by eating her European chocolate then she shoots her fiance for finding out about her terrorist plots. Perhaps I could be talking about the wrong Marie in the first instance or am I?
"Didn't Jack learn in the first season? First you send in a woman with Alexis to do recon. but she went crazy and stabbed him. Now you sending in Kate to do recon in the Mosque. Tsk Tsk." - HOchie 1.
Oh Jack, always sending a blonde in to die for the greater good. Good job.
What happened to keeping the conversation one-sided, Jack?
The things terrorists will do to get into lockers. Ew.
Head Count: 2.
7 PM to 8 PM:
WhoTF is Murdock? And where's Milo?! But ohhh, his computer is quite stylish. So, who's Milo again?
"I know what happened to Milo..." - HOchie 1.
"He got put into hot milk?!" - Me.
"No!" - HOchie 1.
"I like Milo. And Ovaltine. And Horlicks." - HOchie 1.
That was one stupid mountain lion. A free meal out of Kim and it did nothing. Tch.
Head Count: 0.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
The Bitches are Back Hardcore! (S 2 24 HC 12 PM to 4 PM)
12 PM to 1 PM:
Quotes on this:
"If you leave now..." - Angry MacGuyver.
"...You take away the biggest part of meeee. oooooOOO." - X, singing.
The source key is: "yeah. Volume 8." And we're dead. But at least Paula saved lives in the near future...or so we would like to think.
"CTU uses dying people to get the job done." - HOchie 1.
OMG! Tony's outside!!!!!!!! Outside of CTU! In sunlight! With shades on! Oh, Tony A...put them shades back on 'cause that bruise on the side of your head is not very gOOd lOOking. And thus the hellatious triangle returns in a different form someplace on Tony's head.
Kate Warner, why you gotta be ignorant all your life? It's Counter. Terrorist. Unit. Not Counter Terrorist Agency! Bitch, get it RIGHT.
Sharing intelligence? That's the most unintelligent thing I've heard.
"The bitch is here! The bitch's hair looked better last season." - Me.
"She's been in prison." - HOchie 1.
"Yeah." - Me.
"Wrong and strong. And ugly." - HOchie 1.
"Woah. They don't let you put makeup on in prison?" - Me.
"Awww, poor George." - HOchie 1.
"You and Me and George." - Me.
"Pretty soon it's going to be just you and me." - HOchie 1.
Blondes are often stupid. That Marie sure is. And so is Kim. She's really stupid.
WhoTF is Miguel.
Head Count - 1. And, first indication of no survivors when that chopper went down so the HC could go up to at least 4. Of course, FOX was reporting so there's always faux reporting involved with major asshattery.
1 PM to 2 PM:
OMG, the other Bitch is back!!!!! Two bitches in one show. Oo. Oo.
There's nothing like a few gunshots near the head to make a bitch talk. But Jack's really quite a good shot there. Impressive.
Why Sherry actin' like she don't know what's going down?
And why is Palmer actin' like he believes anything she says?
Kim is all about taking the power back. Season 1 saw her as the kidnapped and Season 2 she's all about being the kidnapper.
Head Count - 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Oo! Mike is here! And I see a showdown ensuing soon. Oooooo.
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Marie.
Yeah, you can't just call your son out of the blue and ask him to see you just 'cause you're dying. He's working the banana stand!!!!! Oh, wrong show.
Head Count - 7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That Megan's going to need some serious therapy and Kim deserves whatever she gets for her stoopidness. She's so stoopid it's ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.
3 PM to 4 PM:
I love it how Nina's fluent in every language on the planet especially in the language of bitch.
Ron you fool. You ain't coming out with no story. You coming out dead.
Why the bomb gotta be in San Diego? Why not San Francisco? Isn't the zoo in SD? Think about the animals! Though...that hideous panda Su Lin
would be taken out... Hmmmmmm
You know what though? Just take all of HelL.A. out.
Ok, and it's nice to see that the President has time to eat but what about poor Jack? There's no time for him to sleep, eat or pee. Poor Jack. And that is why he deserved that Emmy tonight.
Even frickin' Nina has time to sleep. Tch.
"Evil plotting is hard work." - Marvs.
Head Count - 3.
Quotes on this:
"If you leave now..." - Angry MacGuyver.
"...You take away the biggest part of meeee. oooooOOO." - X, singing.
The source key is: "yeah. Volume 8." And we're dead. But at least Paula saved lives in the near future...or so we would like to think.
"CTU uses dying people to get the job done." - HOchie 1.
OMG! Tony's outside!!!!!!!! Outside of CTU! In sunlight! With shades on! Oh, Tony A...put them shades back on 'cause that bruise on the side of your head is not very gOOd lOOking. And thus the hellatious triangle returns in a different form someplace on Tony's head.
Kate Warner, why you gotta be ignorant all your life? It's Counter. Terrorist. Unit. Not Counter Terrorist Agency! Bitch, get it RIGHT.
Sharing intelligence? That's the most unintelligent thing I've heard.
"The bitch is here! The bitch's hair looked better last season." - Me.
"She's been in prison." - HOchie 1.
"Yeah." - Me.
"Wrong and strong. And ugly." - HOchie 1.
"Woah. They don't let you put makeup on in prison?" - Me.
"Awww, poor George." - HOchie 1.
"You and Me and George." - Me.
"Pretty soon it's going to be just you and me." - HOchie 1.
Blondes are often stupid. That Marie sure is. And so is Kim. She's really stupid.
WhoTF is Miguel.
Head Count - 1. And, first indication of no survivors when that chopper went down so the HC could go up to at least 4. Of course, FOX was reporting so there's always faux reporting involved with major asshattery.
1 PM to 2 PM:
OMG, the other Bitch is back!!!!! Two bitches in one show. Oo. Oo.
There's nothing like a few gunshots near the head to make a bitch talk. But Jack's really quite a good shot there. Impressive.
Why Sherry actin' like she don't know what's going down?
And why is Palmer actin' like he believes anything she says?
Kim is all about taking the power back. Season 1 saw her as the kidnapped and Season 2 she's all about being the kidnapper.
Head Count - 0.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Oo! Mike is here! And I see a showdown ensuing soon. Oooooo.
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Marie.
Yeah, you can't just call your son out of the blue and ask him to see you just 'cause you're dying. He's working the banana stand!!!!! Oh, wrong show.
Head Count - 7. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. That Megan's going to need some serious therapy and Kim deserves whatever she gets for her stoopidness. She's so stoopid it's ridiculous. Truly ridiculous.
3 PM to 4 PM:
I love it how Nina's fluent in every language on the planet especially in the language of bitch.
Ron you fool. You ain't coming out with no story. You coming out dead.
Why the bomb gotta be in San Diego? Why not San Francisco? Isn't the zoo in SD? Think about the animals! Though...that hideous panda Su Lin
would be taken out... HmmmmmmYou know what though? Just take all of HelL.A. out.
Ok, and it's nice to see that the President has time to eat but what about poor Jack? There's no time for him to sleep, eat or pee. Poor Jack. And that is why he deserved that Emmy tonight.
Even frickin' Nina has time to sleep. Tch.
"Evil plotting is hard work." - Marvs.
Head Count - 3.
Friday, August 25, 2006
Thursday, August 24, 2006
Keane...
Keane Singer Tom Chaplin Goes Into Rehab
Keane Postpones U.S. Tour While Tom Chaplin Goes Into Rehab for Drug and Alcohol Addiction
LONDON Aug 22, 2006 (AP)— A planned U.S. tour by Keane has been postponed while singer Tom Chaplin is being treated for drug and alcohol addiction, the British band said Tuesday.
In a statement posted on the band's Web site, Chaplin, 27, said he was "having to deal with an increasing problem with drink and drugs, and the time has come to get the professional help I need to sort myself out."
The tour had been due to start in Chicago on Sept. 7.
"I feel desperately disappointed to be letting down our fans, but I want to get myself right now so that I can be back on the road for the rest of the year," Chaplin said.
Keane had already canceled several appearances, citing Chaplin's "exhaustion."
Two things -
1. I guess it's a good thing I didn't get tickets to see this show because my ass would be pIssed.
2. I knew that album was exceptionally fantastic for a reason! As we all know, and as sad as it is to say, singers/bands write much better music when on drugs. It was true of Stone Temple Pilots! It's cool when they get help on a personal level but man do my ears suffer. And it's always about my ears.
Keane Postpones U.S. Tour While Tom Chaplin Goes Into Rehab for Drug and Alcohol Addiction
LONDON Aug 22, 2006 (AP)— A planned U.S. tour by Keane has been postponed while singer Tom Chaplin is being treated for drug and alcohol addiction, the British band said Tuesday.
In a statement posted on the band's Web site, Chaplin, 27, said he was "having to deal with an increasing problem with drink and drugs, and the time has come to get the professional help I need to sort myself out."
The tour had been due to start in Chicago on Sept. 7.
"I feel desperately disappointed to be letting down our fans, but I want to get myself right now so that I can be back on the road for the rest of the year," Chaplin said.
Keane had already canceled several appearances, citing Chaplin's "exhaustion."
Two things -
1. I guess it's a good thing I didn't get tickets to see this show because my ass would be pIssed.
2. I knew that album was exceptionally fantastic for a reason! As we all know, and as sad as it is to say, singers/bands write much better music when on drugs. It was true of Stone Temple Pilots! It's cool when they get help on a personal level but man do my ears suffer. And it's always about my ears.
And the one that is hurt by this the most is Charon...
So here's an update and it's really just horrible but...
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930.
The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.
Pluto is no stranger to controversy. In fact, it's been dogged by disputes ever since its discovery. ( Watch why some think planet size doesn't matter -- 3:39)
Discovered by Clyde Tombaugh of Arizona's Lowell Observatory, Pluto was classified as a planet because scientists initially believed it was the same size as Earth. It remained one because for years, it was the only known object in the Kuiper Belt, an enigmatic zone beyond Neptune that's teeming with comets and other planetary objects.
Pluto got an ego boost in 1978 when it was found to have a moon that was later named Charon. The Hubble turned up two more, which this past June were christened Nix and Hydra.
But in the 1990s, more powerful telescopes revealed numerous bodies similar to Pluto in the neighborhood. New observations also showed that Pluto's orbit was oblong, sending it soaring well above and beyond the main plane of the solar system where Earth and the other seven planets circle the sun.
That prompted some galactic grumbling from astronomers who began openly attacking Pluto's planethood.
At one point, things looked so bad for Pluto, the international union said publicly in 1999 that rumors of Pluto's imminent demise were greatly exaggerated and there were no plans to kick it out of the cosmic club.
A year later, the Hayden Planetarium at New York's American Museum of Natural History was accused of snubbing Pluto by excluding it from a solar system exhibition.
Pluto took another hit after Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology discovered 2003 UB313, a slightly larger Kuiper Belt object. What's the point, some astronomers wondered, in keeping Pluto as a planet?
Its future brightened earlier this year, when NASA sent the New Horizons spacecraft to Pluto to get a closer look at the ball of rock and ice. The Hubble has managed to glimpse only its most prominent surface features; New Horizons, if all goes well, will arrive in 2015.
Pluto... Charon. Send your ice minions to 'change' the minds of the scientists. Yes...
Yes...
PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.
After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930.
The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.
Pluto is no stranger to controversy. In fact, it's been dogged by disputes ever since its discovery. ( Watch why some think planet size doesn't matter -- 3:39)
Discovered by Clyde Tombaugh of Arizona's Lowell Observatory, Pluto was classified as a planet because scientists initially believed it was the same size as Earth. It remained one because for years, it was the only known object in the Kuiper Belt, an enigmatic zone beyond Neptune that's teeming with comets and other planetary objects.
Pluto got an ego boost in 1978 when it was found to have a moon that was later named Charon. The Hubble turned up two more, which this past June were christened Nix and Hydra.
But in the 1990s, more powerful telescopes revealed numerous bodies similar to Pluto in the neighborhood. New observations also showed that Pluto's orbit was oblong, sending it soaring well above and beyond the main plane of the solar system where Earth and the other seven planets circle the sun.
That prompted some galactic grumbling from astronomers who began openly attacking Pluto's planethood.
At one point, things looked so bad for Pluto, the international union said publicly in 1999 that rumors of Pluto's imminent demise were greatly exaggerated and there were no plans to kick it out of the cosmic club.
A year later, the Hayden Planetarium at New York's American Museum of Natural History was accused of snubbing Pluto by excluding it from a solar system exhibition.
Pluto took another hit after Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology discovered 2003 UB313, a slightly larger Kuiper Belt object. What's the point, some astronomers wondered, in keeping Pluto as a planet?
Its future brightened earlier this year, when NASA sent the New Horizons spacecraft to Pluto to get a closer look at the ball of rock and ice. The Hubble has managed to glimpse only its most prominent surface features; New Horizons, if all goes well, will arrive in 2015.
Pluto... Charon. Send your ice minions to 'change' the minds of the scientists. Yes...
Yes...
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Oh Glorious Day - Season 2 "the lazy season" Starts Now and the 24 Head Count Continues
People! I'm done with Season 1! and only 96 episodes left until January. Let's go!
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
8 AM to 9 AM:
Everyone's hair is really messed up this season. Tony's hellatious thing is gone from his face but it seems to have migrated to the hair on his head.
We understand that Jack has gone through trauma but dude, shave the face. Shave...the face.
Except it should be noted: Hooray for small miracles - Kim's hair actually looks nice.
Paula needs to die for her annoyingness. Go stand by Jack, you will be dead in no time.
I don't know what Mitch *Connors* is talking about but any show that features bacon in the first 7 minutes is good times to me.
And what's up with these blondes in this show? Ok, so maybe it's that one blonde. Woman, there's a black President in power and your ass is racist as all hell. Clearly, you didn't vote to put Palmer into power.
And once again, Kim is keeping shady company but at least this guy is slightly better looking than Rick.
Quotes on this:
"We're back in business! Jack shaved!" - Me.
"Because no one can take him seriously as LumberJack." - HOchie 1.
Head Count - 1.
9 AM to 10 AM:
That new crazy guy Kim was working for looks like MacGuyver. A very angry MacGuyver.
Head Count - 0.
10 AM to 11 AM:
I like seeing poor dead Tony in charge of things.
What's up with Kate Warner and the man hands? As in the great words of the Giant Kitty - "Ponds".
You take the Golden An (message) and you put it in the tan truck (hide under the green SUV) and give it to Tony A.
It's not until someone gets hit with Plutonium that you realize you like them.
Who I'd REALLY Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Eric.
Head Count - 22 with seven missing.
11 AM to 12 PM:
Tony A...the man got hit with plutonium (not to be confused by the now defunct asshat of a "planet" Pluto or its ice minions, the Plutoniums), and while you may not know this, cut Mason some slack, will you?
I don't know why Michelle is so whiny. If Paula dies, Michelle gets to be the only bitch at CTU who has curly hair. And she needs to lay her hands off my man Tony A. His ass is dead soon anyway. What's the point?
Head Count - 5. Ummm, so did he HAVE to kill the dog?! Honestly! Jack, I hate to put you on the list of people I'd like to see dead in the near future but you can hacksaw off people's heads and break their ankles but you just don't mess with dogs!
Quote of the day: "South Park is Rochester." - Mitch *Connors*.
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Crazy Bitches All in a Cage (Season 1: The 24 Head Count Continues)
8 PM to 9 PM:
Mitch *Connors* you were right! The assistant to Palmer is ho'ing around! Patty why you ho'ing around?!
Cat fight!Rrrrrrrrrrrreoooowwwwwww!!!!!
I would still beat Kim's ass down. That speech about her hard 24 hours was lame for the sole reason of "Bring it on". When I say that, it's hardcore. When she says it... :hurl:
And then, she gets beat down by a black girl. I mean, who wouldn't though? That bitch was no joke.
Jack's like his daughter. Either they get beat downs by black girls or Dennis Hopper. We're not sure exactly what accent the DH is trying to pull though... anyone care to fill us in?
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Ryan.
Head Count: 9. ::sniff:: the LDP, everyone puts you guys down.
9 PM to 10 PM:
I'm sorry but that pink suit is not very becoming of Sherry. Don't gun me down, Sherry! I was only kidding!
Oooooooooohhhhh...Palmer's ho'ing around now. With Patty. Ooooooooooooo.
Quotes on this:
"The hellatious thing is growing out of control. It's spreading!" - HOchie 1. Yep, that's what 22 hours of no shaving does to Tony A.
"What was that pansy slap?" - Me. It was just like that time TD5 *porn slapped* Mitch *Connors*. I remember it like it was 12 blogs ago...
"Now we know why Mitch *Connors* likes Sherry. Because Sherry provides a brother with sistas." - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 2
10 PM to 11 PM:
Dude, Palmer's so smart. He deserves to be President!
Sherry ain't got nothing on him...for now?
Honestly, how long do these phones ring for in this show? Sometimes I wonder if they set up voice mail at all.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jack
Best Actor award in this episode: Tony, after he found out that Palmer was 'dead'. It reminded me of our Tony when his 'bike' was dead.
Head Count: 2. It's about time that stupid Alexis bit the dust. And I'll up it 2 because that phone got blasted and balcony window got blasted too... 0.5 a piece.
11 PM to 12 AM:
I figured it out! It's German! DH was supposed to have a German accent! Ok, so they actually said it was German, otherwise, I would not have known. Thanks for clearing it up guys.
And umm, where the heck is Milo?
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: David Palmer. And if I were Palmer, I wouldn't mess with that crazy bitch.
Head Count: 12. Poor dead Terri. A 2 in 1 is just wrong.
Mitch *Connors* you were right! The assistant to Palmer is ho'ing around! Patty why you ho'ing around?!
Cat fight!Rrrrrrrrrrrreoooowwwwwww!!!!!
I would still beat Kim's ass down. That speech about her hard 24 hours was lame for the sole reason of "Bring it on". When I say that, it's hardcore. When she says it... :hurl:
And then, she gets beat down by a black girl. I mean, who wouldn't though? That bitch was no joke.
Jack's like his daughter. Either they get beat downs by black girls or Dennis Hopper. We're not sure exactly what accent the DH is trying to pull though... anyone care to fill us in?
Who I'd Like to See Dead in the Near Future - Ryan.
Head Count: 9. ::sniff:: the LDP, everyone puts you guys down.
9 PM to 10 PM:
I'm sorry but that pink suit is not very becoming of Sherry. Don't gun me down, Sherry! I was only kidding!
Oooooooooohhhhh...Palmer's ho'ing around now. With Patty. Ooooooooooooo.
Quotes on this:
"The hellatious thing is growing out of control. It's spreading!" - HOchie 1. Yep, that's what 22 hours of no shaving does to Tony A.
"What was that pansy slap?" - Me. It was just like that time TD5 *porn slapped* Mitch *Connors*. I remember it like it was 12 blogs ago...
"Now we know why Mitch *Connors* likes Sherry. Because Sherry provides a brother with sistas." - HOchie 1.
Head Count: 2
10 PM to 11 PM:
Dude, Palmer's so smart. He deserves to be President!
Sherry ain't got nothing on him...for now?
Honestly, how long do these phones ring for in this show? Sometimes I wonder if they set up voice mail at all.
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: Jack
Best Actor award in this episode: Tony, after he found out that Palmer was 'dead'. It reminded me of our Tony when his 'bike' was dead.
Head Count: 2. It's about time that stupid Alexis bit the dust. And I'll up it 2 because that phone got blasted and balcony window got blasted too... 0.5 a piece.
11 PM to 12 AM:
I figured it out! It's German! DH was supposed to have a German accent! Ok, so they actually said it was German, otherwise, I would not have known. Thanks for clearing it up guys.
And umm, where the heck is Milo?
Who Sherry Would Like to See Dead in the Near Future: David Palmer. And if I were Palmer, I wouldn't mess with that crazy bitch.
Head Count: 12. Poor dead Terri. A 2 in 1 is just wrong.
Monday, August 21, 2006
MF'ing Snakes on a MF'ing Lei
The day started with dim sum with X, her family and her friend. It was as always, good times but no muppet sightings were made.
And the day ended with our being at this funky new to the area speciality chocolate restaurant called Max Brenner at Union Square. Anyone who is a chocolate fiend will thoroughly enjoy this place even if it is a little pricey. Go forth and eat chocolate by the Bald Man.
And now the in-between:
Snakes on a Plane was as expected. It's as fun as the people you go with if they're into ridiculous things and know not to take the movie seriously. And all my friends are ridiculous and that's why I love them and that's why we had a blast. Unfortunately only the Giant Kitty and Beetchie could make it with me (Battler, I missed your ass...).
Can I just say...I loved that one snake who was so enthralled at finding the pheromone-induced lei that he spent the entire movie curled up in that lei, playing happily like the kitty was before kitty went all dead-like and eaten.
Memorable quotes & Har Har Moments from SoaP:
"I'm tired of you feeding me this garbage!" Har Har with the red bull can.
"Time is Tissue."
The miracle of pencils that sketch pictures with colour. I wish I had one of those... everybody on that mf-ing plane had one of those mf-ing pencils.
Quote of today:
"SF is such a Sombrero de Culos!!" - Mitch *Connors*.
Currently listening to: "Elevator" by Hot Hot Heat.
And the day ended with our being at this funky new to the area speciality chocolate restaurant called Max Brenner at Union Square. Anyone who is a chocolate fiend will thoroughly enjoy this place even if it is a little pricey. Go forth and eat chocolate by the Bald Man.
And now the in-between:
Snakes on a Plane was as expected. It's as fun as the people you go with if they're into ridiculous things and know not to take the movie seriously. And all my friends are ridiculous and that's why I love them and that's why we had a blast. Unfortunately only the Giant Kitty and Beetchie could make it with me (Battler, I missed your ass...).
Can I just say...I loved that one snake who was so enthralled at finding the pheromone-induced lei that he spent the entire movie curled up in that lei, playing happily like the kitty was before kitty went all dead-like and eaten.
Memorable quotes & Har Har Moments from SoaP:
"I'm tired of you feeding me this garbage!" Har Har with the red bull can.
"Time is Tissue."
The miracle of pencils that sketch pictures with colour. I wish I had one of those... everybody on that mf-ing plane had one of those mf-ing pencils.
Quote of today:
"SF is such a Sombrero de Culos!!" - Mitch *Connors*.
Currently listening to: "Elevator" by Hot Hot Heat.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Misled: Season 1 (4 PM to 8 PM) The 24 Head Count Continues
4 PM to 5 PM -
Kim did something kind of smart but not so much - she wanted to talk to Jack and when she couldn't, she wanted to talk to Nina because she didn't trust Tony. Biatch, don't trust annyone especially that Nina! Now she's calling Rick. Stupid ass.
And it's confirmed that Elizabeth Nash is a stupid bitch but I guess we'd feel like an ass as well if we knew we were having an affair with the senator's would-be assassin.
And did Terri have an affair?! Ooooooooooooooooo.
Potentially Dead in the Near Future - Alexis.
Head Count - 0
5 PM to 6 PM:
The Har Har Moments: When Jack had to switch his bloody shirt out with some agent...why did that guy look really small compared to Jack? A perfect fit? A likely story...
Jack's a sensitive guy.
Disgusting Moments: Kim & Rick and Keith & Father.
Who I'd Like To See Dead in the Future: Teddy and Dan's Brother, Frank.
Head Count - 2
6 PM to 7 PM:
And once again, Kim is stupid.
Poor Nicole... best performance all season.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Tony saved Terri!!!! Too bad her ass is dead soon anyway. Just like Tony. Poor dead two of them.
Head Count - 3
7 PM to 8 PM:
Why did Jack just get toasted by Lou Diamond Phillips?
Quotes on this:
And why is LDP now taking orders from KS? - "Because he remembers his place from 'Young Guns'. No matter what the show, Keifer is always Mass'r." - HOchie 1.
"Who's the prisoner?! Is it Keifer's father?! Is it Donald?!" - Me.
"It's Dennis Hopper." - HOchie 1.
"Oh." - Me.
Head Count - 0
Kim did something kind of smart but not so much - she wanted to talk to Jack and when she couldn't, she wanted to talk to Nina because she didn't trust Tony. Biatch, don't trust annyone especially that Nina! Now she's calling Rick. Stupid ass.
And it's confirmed that Elizabeth Nash is a stupid bitch but I guess we'd feel like an ass as well if we knew we were having an affair with the senator's would-be assassin.
And did Terri have an affair?! Ooooooooooooooooo.
Potentially Dead in the Near Future - Alexis.
Head Count - 0
5 PM to 6 PM:
The Har Har Moments: When Jack had to switch his bloody shirt out with some agent...why did that guy look really small compared to Jack? A perfect fit? A likely story...
Jack's a sensitive guy.
Disgusting Moments: Kim & Rick and Keith & Father.
Who I'd Like To See Dead in the Future: Teddy and Dan's Brother, Frank.
Head Count - 2
6 PM to 7 PM:
And once again, Kim is stupid.
Poor Nicole... best performance all season.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, Tony saved Terri!!!! Too bad her ass is dead soon anyway. Just like Tony. Poor dead two of them.
Head Count - 3
7 PM to 8 PM:
Why did Jack just get toasted by Lou Diamond Phillips?
Quotes on this:
And why is LDP now taking orders from KS? - "Because he remembers his place from 'Young Guns'. No matter what the show, Keifer is always Mass'r." - HOchie 1.
"Who's the prisoner?! Is it Keifer's father?! Is it Donald?!" - Me.
"It's Dennis Hopper." - HOchie 1.
"Oh." - Me.
Head Count - 0
Thursday, August 17, 2006
Random Thoughts Again - Songs
Recent Song Observations -
The Fray's "Over My Head (Cable Car)" sounds like Howard Jones' "No One Is To Blame".
Panic! At The Disco's song "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" sounds like Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" mixed with Homer Simpson's version of Barry Manilow's "Mandy" (his version was "Mindy").
Currently watching: My Name Is Earl
The Fray's "Over My Head (Cable Car)" sounds like Howard Jones' "No One Is To Blame".
Panic! At The Disco's song "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies" sounds like Peter Schilling's "Major Tom" mixed with Homer Simpson's version of Barry Manilow's "Mandy" (his version was "Mindy").
Currently watching: My Name Is Earl
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Fun Boy Is Not Having Any Fun... (Season 1: 12 PM to 4 PM)
When is Kim going to die? She's useless. I hope Season 6 sees her dead.
Anyway, the 24 Head Count continues -
12 PM to 1 PM:
Quotes on this:
"The Squirts are lost." - Me.
"You know why? That's because Nina gave them bad GPS coordinates." - HOchie 1.
Potential traitors - Nina.
Potential Whoring Around - Maureen & Senator Palmer.
Potentially dead in the near future - Rick
Headcount - 2. Poor dead Chinaman. He had a mortgage to pay and lots of children to feed.
And Fun Boy, definitely not having any fun. But why did I have to lose you twice in 12 years?
Fire it up, buddy. Fire it up.
1 PM to 2 PM:
Head Count - 5. Alan/Kevin. Dead.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Palmer does not want to sell insurance to Tony, that's for sure.
Who I'd Like To See Dead in the Near Future: That bitch who's sleeping with the new sniper. She is truly unnecessary. And stupid. Stupid bitches deserve to be a part of the head count.
Palmer certainly doesn't want to sell insurance to Bauer either. Ooo, Bauer doesn't want to buy any, so it works out.
Quotes on this:
"That's one gOOd lOOking safe house." - Me.
"And there's a pool. Looks pretty comfortable to me. I wish I had a safe house like that." - HOchie 1.
"Senator Palmer is more stupid than I thought." - HOchie 1.
Ahahahahaha, Alberta got shut down.
Head Count - 1. Bob deserved to die due to his sheer stupidity. Mitch *Connors* informs me Tony also deserved what he got due to the same reason but I'll be the judge of that when Season 5 comes around.
3 PM to 4 PM:
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potentially Dead in the Near Future - Ugly Elizabeth Nash, the stupid 'I'm sleeping with the sniper' bitch
Head Count - 5. Why they always gotta put a black man down?!
Anyway, the 24 Head Count continues -
12 PM to 1 PM:
Quotes on this:
"The Squirts are lost." - Me.
"You know why? That's because Nina gave them bad GPS coordinates." - HOchie 1.
Potential traitors - Nina.
Potential Whoring Around - Maureen & Senator Palmer.
Potentially dead in the near future - Rick
Headcount - 2. Poor dead Chinaman. He had a mortgage to pay and lots of children to feed.
And Fun Boy, definitely not having any fun. But why did I have to lose you twice in 12 years?
Fire it up, buddy. Fire it up.
1 PM to 2 PM:
Head Count - 5. Alan/Kevin. Dead.
2 PM to 3 PM:
Palmer does not want to sell insurance to Tony, that's for sure.
Who I'd Like To See Dead in the Near Future: That bitch who's sleeping with the new sniper. She is truly unnecessary. And stupid. Stupid bitches deserve to be a part of the head count.
Palmer certainly doesn't want to sell insurance to Bauer either. Ooo, Bauer doesn't want to buy any, so it works out.
Quotes on this:
"That's one gOOd lOOking safe house." - Me.
"And there's a pool. Looks pretty comfortable to me. I wish I had a safe house like that." - HOchie 1.
"Senator Palmer is more stupid than I thought." - HOchie 1.
Ahahahahaha, Alberta got shut down.
Head Count - 1. Bob deserved to die due to his sheer stupidity. Mitch *Connors* informs me Tony also deserved what he got due to the same reason but I'll be the judge of that when Season 5 comes around.
3 PM to 4 PM:
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Potentially Dead in the Near Future - Ugly Elizabeth Nash, the stupid 'I'm sleeping with the sniper' bitch
Head Count - 5. Why they always gotta put a black man down?!
Squirrels & Planets
Squirrel Knocks Out Power to 5,000
KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) -- A wayward squirrel invaded a power substation and left more than 5,000 homes and businesses without electricity.
Duke Energy restored the service from the South Main Street substation near Wildcat Creek after about an hour Sunday night.
"We lost the squirrel and 5,039 customers for the space of an hour," Duke spokesman Rob Norris said.
The outage included much of the city's central neighborhoods west of U.S. 31.
So here's the thing, squirrels have been tearing up the place it seems in the past week or so.
There's this story (and by the way, I'm very disturbed by the quote 'we lost the squirrel' - wtf happened to it?! They murdered the poor little bastard, didn't they?! Awww, poor boo boo bitch) and then there's the story of the squirrel who terrorized peeps in Florida. He bit and scratched his way into stardom...uh, infamy. And then he died. He was truly a bitch. But as you all know, squirrels are plague carriers. But since these squirrels were doing a service to the world by hatin' on Floridians and people from Indiana, then kudos to them! Har Har.
And now for a sad note...
The Planet Pluto is under scrutiny by scientists who are considering giving it the axe. They think that Pluto may not be a planet at all. 8 planets in the solar system? That's madness.
If Pluto makes the cut then something like 33 'planets' will make it as well and we'll have one happy solar system - full of dead rocks. Awesome.
What's the bottom-line though? ::tear:: Poor Pluto...
KOKOMO, Ind. (AP) -- A wayward squirrel invaded a power substation and left more than 5,000 homes and businesses without electricity.
Duke Energy restored the service from the South Main Street substation near Wildcat Creek after about an hour Sunday night.
"We lost the squirrel and 5,039 customers for the space of an hour," Duke spokesman Rob Norris said.
The outage included much of the city's central neighborhoods west of U.S. 31.
So here's the thing, squirrels have been tearing up the place it seems in the past week or so.
There's this story (and by the way, I'm very disturbed by the quote 'we lost the squirrel' - wtf happened to it?! They murdered the poor little bastard, didn't they?! Awww, poor boo boo bitch) and then there's the story of the squirrel who terrorized peeps in Florida. He bit and scratched his way into stardom...uh, infamy. And then he died. He was truly a bitch. But as you all know, squirrels are plague carriers. But since these squirrels were doing a service to the world by hatin' on Floridians and people from Indiana, then kudos to them! Har Har.
And now for a sad note...
The Planet Pluto is under scrutiny by scientists who are considering giving it the axe. They think that Pluto may not be a planet at all. 8 planets in the solar system? That's madness.
If Pluto makes the cut then something like 33 'planets' will make it as well and we'll have one happy solar system - full of dead rocks. Awesome.
What's the bottom-line though? ::tear:: Poor Pluto...
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Season 1: 8 AM to 12 PM
The 24 Head Count Continues:
8 AM to 9 AM - HOchie 1 and or 2 have dubbed this "The Hellatious Episode".
Quotes on this:
"Lauren, don't get too close! Think about the head count!!!" - Me.
"Lauren had a hellatious night and she's about to have a hellatious day. Just like Mitch *Connors* who's having a hellatious day at Cari-Fest." - HOchie 1.
"You should blog about Tony's hellatious triangle." - HOchie 1.
"Don't make fun of poor dead Tony's hellatious...chin...thing!" - Me.
Possibly dead in the near future - Jamie, Lauren & Kyle.
Head Count - 0.
9 AM to 10 AM
Quotes on this:
"You know this show is all about putting minorities in power, right?" - HOchie 1.
"I don't like this here sound effect... It's giving me anxiety." - HOchie 1, on the 24 clock countdown.
Possibly dead in the near future - Eli's cellphone & Eli, now that I think about it..., Mr. Cofell's limo driver Mark. Poor Mark...
Who I would like to see dead in the near future - Alberta Greene
Head Count - 1. Die Bitch, Die!
10 AM to 11 AM
Possibly dead in the near future - Ted Cofell, from a heart attack.
Who HOchie 1 would like to see dead in the near future - Carl
Quotes on this:
"You know who I never want to meet? Jack Bauer. Because everyone around him dies." - HOchie 1
"Carl should die just on the fact that he is ugly." - HOchie 1
Head Count - 2.
11 AM - 12 PM
Quotes on this:
"Everyone in this show needs life insurance." - Me
"Palmer will give it to them." - HOchie 1
"But isn't Progressive a Car Insurance company?" - Me
"Yeah but they have life insurance too." - HOchie 1
The Har Har Moment - Jack under the blanket
Head Count - 4 (?) but definitely 3.
Episodes left to watch - 108.
8 AM to 9 AM - HOchie 1 and or 2 have dubbed this "The Hellatious Episode".
Quotes on this:
"Lauren, don't get too close! Think about the head count!!!" - Me.
"Lauren had a hellatious night and she's about to have a hellatious day. Just like Mitch *Connors* who's having a hellatious day at Cari-Fest." - HOchie 1.
"You should blog about Tony's hellatious triangle." - HOchie 1.
"Don't make fun of poor dead Tony's hellatious...chin...thing!" - Me.
Possibly dead in the near future - Jamie, Lauren & Kyle.
Head Count - 0.
9 AM to 10 AM
Quotes on this:
"You know this show is all about putting minorities in power, right?" - HOchie 1.
"I don't like this here sound effect... It's giving me anxiety." - HOchie 1, on the 24 clock countdown.
Possibly dead in the near future - Eli's cellphone & Eli, now that I think about it..., Mr. Cofell's limo driver Mark. Poor Mark...
Who I would like to see dead in the near future - Alberta Greene
Head Count - 1. Die Bitch, Die!
10 AM to 11 AM
Possibly dead in the near future - Ted Cofell, from a heart attack.
Who HOchie 1 would like to see dead in the near future - Carl
Quotes on this:
"You know who I never want to meet? Jack Bauer. Because everyone around him dies." - HOchie 1
"Carl should die just on the fact that he is ugly." - HOchie 1
Head Count - 2.
11 AM - 12 PM
Quotes on this:
"Everyone in this show needs life insurance." - Me
"Palmer will give it to them." - HOchie 1
"But isn't Progressive a Car Insurance company?" - Me
"Yeah but they have life insurance too." - HOchie 1
The Har Har Moment - Jack under the blanket
Head Count - 4 (?) but definitely 3.
Episodes left to watch - 108.
D-H F
The Internet Bringing Back the Dead (?), Cave People and Zombies, oh my!
This HOchie broke out of work early to do a Horror movie Double-Header Friday with good friends Beetchie and the Giant Kitty. Yes, Mitch *Connors*, Giant Kitty is SF.
We started out with Pulse. I knew this movie was going to be crap but being that I have a heterosexual girl crush on Suga'Face #1, Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars fame, I felt the need to go support her. And she truly is a Suga'Face but I'm not used to seeing her be so dense... so smart on VM. Not so much in this movie... Blondes. Tch.
Not much to say about that movie other than there were some freakish moments but we're still kind of confused as to exactly what went on there. I might need to go watch the original Japanese movie to try to figure it out but as we all know, those Japanese are often hella confusing as is, so I expect no real clarity.
With 50 minutes to kill between the end of that movie and the beginning of The Descent, we decided that a bathroom break was in order and whatever else we could find to do.
So who knew that the AMC 25 had a terrace? But let me tell you people now, keep away from that damned terrace! It's really frickin' high up there. Beetchie was holding on for dear life but more importantly, we blame the terrace for making us get the only available seats located in the second row from the front. Ugh, eye hurt! And for those of you following, so we had 50 minutes and we still managed to get crappy seats but if you had to backpack it through that theatre, as Beetchie pointed out, you'd be late too!
With a sleepy giant kitty on my right, a The Descent veteran on my left, and a theatre full of crazy MFs, we settled down and prepped for gore-filled fun.
Some girls screaming next to us scared Beetchie. What I don't understand is this: haven't they ever watched horror movies before? Every 'scary' moment that came, I certainly knew was coming. The movie followed a simple horror formula. It was still cool though.
We then headed to Dave & Busters (Beetchie, I didn't know you had stock in that place. You do, don't you, Buster? - har har) for some Zombie killing action. My accuracy was 67% the first time and incredibly less the second. Uh, my rings hurt my shooting hand. I know, I'm supposed to aim for the head but I swear, that thing was not registering properly. Beetchie agrees with me. Our "House of the Dead 4" ranks - C & D after level 1. Our rank after level 2: unknown. We didn't make it that far. Zombies ate our brains! I hate me some zombies... Beetchie and I will go back and rock that another day with more money and more time. Oh yes. Oh yes.
WTF moment of the night:
This girl was on her idiot man's shoulders and I thought it was a kid. And she was reaching out to touch Beetchie's hair but then I realized that it wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass girl being a bitch because she thought it funny to mess with people on the street. Why the hell was that bitch messing with my friend? Don't touch her hair! I hate assholes. I was thinking I should trip him which would result in her falling off his shoulders and breaking her stupid face but I also thought, two giant black guys and one ghetto bitch against little me would probably land me in the hospital. Karma will get them and I'll be out of the hospital.
Quotes of the day:
"Oh HEEELLLLSSS NO. No Bitch, you betta' run yo' ass outta there! If it was a Chinese girl in that situation, you best believe her ass is gone. Why do you think there's so many of us in the world? We know how to act." - Beetchie, on Pulse.
"Oh no...poor Christina Milian. ::sad face:: She's too cute to die." - Franz.
"DAMNED TERRACE!" - Me.
"That Juno reminds me of Patty. It's Patty!
And she's...hardcore. Don't mess with Patty! Yay, Patty! Oh, Patty's kind of scaring me." - Franz
"You killed her child, that ugly face that only an ugly mother can love! Oooooooo..." - Me.
"You know Franz, just because you can't keep your husband doesn't mean you have to take it out on me." - Me, on Franz leading us to salvation out of the cave in The Descent.
Currently listening to: "Is It Any Wonder?" by Keane. Or what HOchie 1 and I like to call it,
"Give me one last chance and you'll be satisfied.
Give me two chances and you won't be denied.
Well my heart is where it's always been,
My head is somewhere in between,
Give me one more chance,
Let me be your lover tonight.
Is it any wonder...? or was it, you're the real thing?
Even better than the real thing?"
Despite my just poking a little fun at them, while I'm on the subject of Keane, I must say I am incredibly impressed by their second album "Under the Iron Sea". It is an amazing piece of work. I'm actually saddened that I will not see them at the Hammerstein on September 13th. ::sniff:: I'll catch my crazy pianist 'hardcore rocker', Tim Rice-Oxley next time.
This HOchie broke out of work early to do a Horror movie Double-Header Friday with good friends Beetchie and the Giant Kitty. Yes, Mitch *Connors*, Giant Kitty is SF.
We started out with Pulse. I knew this movie was going to be crap but being that I have a heterosexual girl crush on Suga'Face #1, Kristen Bell of Veronica Mars fame, I felt the need to go support her. And she truly is a Suga'Face but I'm not used to seeing her be so dense... so smart on VM. Not so much in this movie... Blondes. Tch.
Not much to say about that movie other than there were some freakish moments but we're still kind of confused as to exactly what went on there. I might need to go watch the original Japanese movie to try to figure it out but as we all know, those Japanese are often hella confusing as is, so I expect no real clarity.
With 50 minutes to kill between the end of that movie and the beginning of The Descent, we decided that a bathroom break was in order and whatever else we could find to do.
So who knew that the AMC 25 had a terrace? But let me tell you people now, keep away from that damned terrace! It's really frickin' high up there. Beetchie was holding on for dear life but more importantly, we blame the terrace for making us get the only available seats located in the second row from the front. Ugh, eye hurt! And for those of you following, so we had 50 minutes and we still managed to get crappy seats but if you had to backpack it through that theatre, as Beetchie pointed out, you'd be late too!
With a sleepy giant kitty on my right, a The Descent veteran on my left, and a theatre full of crazy MFs, we settled down and prepped for gore-filled fun.
Some girls screaming next to us scared Beetchie. What I don't understand is this: haven't they ever watched horror movies before? Every 'scary' moment that came, I certainly knew was coming. The movie followed a simple horror formula. It was still cool though.
We then headed to Dave & Busters (Beetchie, I didn't know you had stock in that place. You do, don't you, Buster? - har har) for some Zombie killing action. My accuracy was 67% the first time and incredibly less the second. Uh, my rings hurt my shooting hand. I know, I'm supposed to aim for the head but I swear, that thing was not registering properly. Beetchie agrees with me. Our "House of the Dead 4" ranks - C & D after level 1. Our rank after level 2: unknown. We didn't make it that far. Zombies ate our brains! I hate me some zombies... Beetchie and I will go back and rock that another day with more money and more time. Oh yes. Oh yes.
WTF moment of the night:
This girl was on her idiot man's shoulders and I thought it was a kid. And she was reaching out to touch Beetchie's hair but then I realized that it wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass girl being a bitch because she thought it funny to mess with people on the street. Why the hell was that bitch messing with my friend? Don't touch her hair! I hate assholes. I was thinking I should trip him which would result in her falling off his shoulders and breaking her stupid face but I also thought, two giant black guys and one ghetto bitch against little me would probably land me in the hospital. Karma will get them and I'll be out of the hospital.
Quotes of the day:
"Oh HEEELLLLSSS NO. No Bitch, you betta' run yo' ass outta there! If it was a Chinese girl in that situation, you best believe her ass is gone. Why do you think there's so many of us in the world? We know how to act." - Beetchie, on Pulse.
"Oh no...poor Christina Milian. ::sad face:: She's too cute to die." - Franz.
"DAMNED TERRACE!" - Me.
"That Juno reminds me of Patty. It's Patty!
And she's...hardcore. Don't mess with Patty! Yay, Patty! Oh, Patty's kind of scaring me." - Franz
"You killed her child, that ugly face that only an ugly mother can love! Oooooooo..." - Me."You know Franz, just because you can't keep your husband doesn't mean you have to take it out on me." - Me, on Franz leading us to salvation out of the cave in The Descent.
Currently listening to: "Is It Any Wonder?" by Keane. Or what HOchie 1 and I like to call it,
"Give me one last chance and you'll be satisfied.
Give me two chances and you won't be denied.
Well my heart is where it's always been,
My head is somewhere in between,
Give me one more chance,
Let me be your lover tonight.
Is it any wonder...? or was it, you're the real thing?
Even better than the real thing?"
Despite my just poking a little fun at them, while I'm on the subject of Keane, I must say I am incredibly impressed by their second album "Under the Iron Sea". It is an amazing piece of work. I'm actually saddened that I will not see them at the Hammerstein on September 13th. ::sniff:: I'll catch my crazy pianist 'hardcore rocker', Tim Rice-Oxley next time.
Wednesday, August 09, 2006
It's the Little Things...
Like the quote of the day that makes me laugh hysterically. I love you guys...
Too bad you're all asshats!!!!!!!
In true HOchie fashion, I cannot leave a compliment without bashing your dreams with an insult of some sort.
Or sending you photos of women who do not have the word 'wax' in their vocabulary and their friends who have the phrase 'i'm a bitch but your business makes me look better' in theirs.
You love us anyway! And more so for traumatizing you all!
Quote of the day:
"Yuh aint see X looking all exotic, like a sun rising from the depths of Bombay" - Mitch Connors on X in a sari.
Too bad you're all asshats!!!!!!!
In true HOchie fashion, I cannot leave a compliment without bashing your dreams with an insult of some sort.
Or sending you photos of women who do not have the word 'wax' in their vocabulary and their friends who have the phrase 'i'm a bitch but your business makes me look better' in theirs.
You love us anyway! And more so for traumatizing you all!
Quote of the day:
"Yuh aint see X looking all exotic, like a sun rising from the depths of Bombay" - Mitch Connors on X in a sari.
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