So we're getting very excited by the prospects of our new PS3 and Rock Band. Beetchie has decided we should either name our band "Doubles" or "Roti Rock". Maybe "The Oxtails"? The name's open to discussion.
But more importantly right now, is how the line up's going to go down.
It's been decided for sure that MC should be the bassist because as we all know, black people always play bass guitar. Before you protest, MC, I've proof (I'm sorry about the Portuguese subtitles...):
The other members of the band are a toss up but we're thinking for now that I should be the lead singer because by Beetchie's logic,
1. my carney hands would automatically disqualify me for the bass and lead guitars and 2. My lack of co-ordination disqualifies me for the drums.
For the role of lead guitar, Beetchie will take on those duties, which leaves us with a vacancy for drummer.
We're thinking Frass. Why? We're not quite sure but I think I heard Beetchie say something about, "he'll have to be drummer because he'll not be able to survive..." or something to that effect.
However, there are no fears for you others, my frenemies.
There are other very important roles in this band.
And I quote from Beetchie, "X can be our band manager! She can be our Joe Simpson to our Jessica and Ashley! Our Rob to our Spinal Tap! I want to be Nigel! I called it!"
"I want to know what kind of ass band we're running!" - Or 2, and upon further thought, "Maybe X can be our fan girl".
"X can be our groupie." - Beetchie
"and H1 can be our manager." - Or 2
"Because she's cut throat, right?" - Beetchie
Yes, because H1 is hardcore but I was thinking to myself that I really didn't want a Soundgarden/Chris Cornell incident to go down but if I'm lead singer and she's band manager, that WON'T be happening. So we're safe on that end.
So, all -
band name suggestions welcome.
positions for the band, other than bass, are not yet set in stone.
Let's get this insanity started but don't forget, TD5 will be both our promoter and music critic, so we need to make this good!