Monday, August 16, 2010

Observations (?) of Last Week: Unpleasant Air

Things can always be worse, as they say.

1. What could possibly go wrong with opening your window on a hot summer night, popping in the window fan and letting that semi-cool air come in?

a. The smell of skunk wafting through with the cool air you so desperately sought.

Solution: Thank goodness for fans that can do 'reverse air'.  If you don't have one of those, I pity you.

2. What could possibly be worse than the smell of skunk on your skin for all of 5 seconds?

b. Walking into someone's rank fart - the kind of fart that made you wonder if a skunk crawled up their butt to die.

Solution: That stuff lingers around you but try to not look guilty of the dirty deed and none will be the wiser.  It's also probably best to not hold your head high because that also brings on the judgment.

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